Hey fucktards. I was driving around and saw a dedicated bitch standing out in the cold weather, preaching the true gospel of Jesus. Apparently if I have an orgy with him and his husband, I'll go to hell. His number was up on the picket sign, so I thought I'd call. He's the real deal. Call (801) 940-4915 if you faggots want to be saved!

I'll have to upload my conversation if you all want salvation like me.