Here's a tip for all you guys who are planning on getting married and staying married to the love of your life: You better keep your woman happy and not neglect her. Here's why:

I'm about 40, and I'm single. Single women my age aren't very interested in me because they've been hurt by so many other guys there are basically too jaded to enter a relationship. However, MARRIED women are ALL OVER ME wanting to fuck. Why? It's not something special about me, it's that their men eventually stopped paying attention to them, started neglecting them, choosing porn over real sex, etc. These women are starved for attention and CHEATING on their husbands with any guy who will fuck them well and then cuddle with them after. Many of these women swear they still love their husbands, but they WILL go out and find dick if they aren't being treated right, even emotionally. So keep that in mind.

Protip: Even if you aren't married, if you do this to your girlfriend, she WILL fuck around on you, too.