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Post stories of your adventures in Skyrim or stories from NPCs
>Be me Babette, a 300 year old vampire
>Stuck in this little girl body forever
>notsobad.png
>Get candy and it's easier to fed on stupid people
>"Oh, please, Mister. I'm lost and I need to get home!"
>Gets them every time
>Astrid leaves
>Said something about some asshole stealing our jobs
>Two weeks later, she still hasn't come back
>Everyone is getting nervous
>I don't care
>Bitch was annoying
>Hear a knock on the door
>Creepy door does the usual "What is the music of life?" question
>Guy outside says "Silence, my brother."
>howthefuckdoesheknow.jpg
>Cue for me to get out the fuck out
>Guy comes in with motherfucking dragon bone armor on
>Starts slaughtering everyone
>Nazir is first
>The Red Guard always dies first lol
>While wolf boy is getting strangle with Gabriella's intestines, I was sneaking out
>Later, bitches
>mfw Even if he caught me, he couldn't kill me because I'm still a kid
Post stories of your adventures in Skyrim or stories from NPCs
>Be me Babette, a 300 year old vampire
>Stuck in this little girl body forever
>notsobad.png
>Get candy and it's easier to fed on stupid people
>"Oh, please, Mister. I'm lost and I need to get home!"
>Gets them every time
>Astrid leaves
>Said something about some asshole stealing our jobs
>Two weeks later, she still hasn't come back
>Everyone is getting nervous
>I don't care
>Bitch was annoying
>Hear a knock on the door
>Creepy door does the usual "What is the music of life?" question
>Guy outside says "Silence, my brother."
>howthefuckdoesheknow.jpg
>Cue for me to get out the fuck out
>Guy comes in with motherfucking dragon bone armor on
>Starts slaughtering everyone
>Nazir is first
>The Red Guard always dies first lol
>While wolf boy is getting strangle with Gabriella's intestines, I was sneaking out
>Later, bitches
>mfw Even if he caught me, he couldn't kill me because I'm still a kid
