Russia is going to the moon

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/russia-just-announced-sending-humans-155155524.html

What contracting companies should we buy into before they spike?

ITT: We talk about fraud, and of course how to avoid it.

What laws am I breaking for the following
>put malware/keylogger onto disc/thumbdrive
>clearly label "DO NOT OPEN"
>malware to send data to publicly accessible website
>collect precious data for research

What's a good job for an autistic sperg who shuts down when confronted by conflict or too much conversation?

I want to work too but it seems like everyone wants a Chad or Stacy to work for them.

What does /biz/ think about Public Service Loan Forgiveness? I graduated with my Masters degree a few months ago and work in a position that qualifies for it. Needless to say I am in a SHIT ton of financial aid debt and am wondering if this is a good path to take. Basically I would have to consolidate all of my loans and make 120 income-based payments in no less than 10 years. Whatever is left of my student loan debt after the 120 payments is "forgiven." I feel like it sounds too good to be true. Can anyone offer any advice?

What your reason to become rich?

This is mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WZYdIRq86c

You dont have to do anything. They just take of they panties and hop on your penis once they see that bugatti.

So I just watched a 20 min bait video on the disney magic band and its NFC/RFIC goodness. Of course they don't tell you what stock to buy without falling for the bait. Does /biz know what company is behind this technology?

Give me your best coke fueled business ventures, biz.

We're gonna be RICH.

What is on your to-do list once you become a multi-trillionaire?
>Offer to invest a million dollars in a project.
>Have an official meeting with guys in suits in a big board room.
>Sitting their in my T-shirt
Oh sorry, guys, I need to take a massive shit.
"Oh it's okay, we don't mind."
Glad to hear it.
>Just sit there.
>The room starts to emanate a more nasty smell.
>I reach into my pants and pull out a nice lump, and start spreading it across my face.
>Lick the snot dripping out of nose.
>Look that the shocked reactions of these well-dressed fags who need my money.
>Try to keep a straight face.
>Fail and start laughing maniacally.

Beat that.

Why do stock investors always progress onto long term futures investment?

>itt: we post investing failures may it be stocks or whatever.

It can't be worse than pic related.