Hello, me and my friend just lunched a new website that we are going to sell candy and clothes on, but we are having a little trouble advertising, do you have any tips that could help us get some sales? we have a facebook page and instagram account, what could we do more that dosnt cost mutch money?
here is the website www.geticelandic.com

Hey /biz/ I just landed a job for a 100k + 15k bonus in Texas. What can I expect with making that much in the area? I'm a single recent grad and I'm thinking about buying a house too.

>bring a stepstool into bathroom stalls to increase urination height. You will urinate more loudly and thus establish bathroom dominance
>when out to lunch with co-workers, order the largest cut of red meat available. If possible, substitute vegetables for a larger steak.
>insert fingers in female. Loudly force weaker male co-workers to, "smell the fingers. All of them."
>scan photos of your beta-male co-workers' families from their desks to your computer. Photoshop your face over theirs. Frame the new photos and replace the old ones on their desks. Their families are rightfully yours.

Ask a professional trader anything

>mfw nocoiners on suicide watch

Whats up guys/gals, could you guys do me a favor help my daughter win the Gerber Baby 2015 contest?
I make decent money, but my wife is a school teacher and they dont make dick. Im getting fucked with taxes and this 50k could kind of help...

https://gerber.promo.eprize.com/photosearch2015/

My daughter's ID is 130054

Could we please do this?

>Pic related how people without b4 offers feel like.

/biz/, what should my investment allocation for my retirement be? I'm a state employee and I can default to their investment recommendations or I can pick my own like pic related.

So i've been a lurker for quite some time on /biz/ (~2yrs) and I've read some books (and by "books" I mean the intelligent investor and a bit of security analysis), I haven't become any more confident in singular stock investments(well obviously), long story short out of the information Ive gathered over these 2 years I think its more of a gamble than calculated financial risk(i.e too much bullshit auditors, cooking the books, inside information etc), or am I just being tinfoil hat about it? I have come to a few ideas.

Current $: ~4.1k

1) Should I keep saving up my student allowance until I graduate and have around 12k, invest in a singular stock

2) Should I invest now and 'learn something'

3) Do something else (?)

tldr; Should I invest in my best efforts into a singular stock and see what happens or put 4.1k to better use (whatever that may be)

How does /biz/ feel about franchising?