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Anonymous ID:wma6jDqK Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:45:54 No.933296 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>933308 >>933318 >>933353 >>933512 >>933526 >>933530 >>933722 >>934354 >>934447 >>934808

Tips on becoming ultra rich fag?
Dropped out of high school and only have 50$ to spend... I know it sounds ridiculous but I'm willing to try anything, please help

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Anonymous ID:jDGiudjK Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:47:08 No.933299 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>933302

Dude Atleast use google before you post stupid shit like this. It clogs up the board and pushes the good posts further down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wma6jDqK Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:50:35 No.933302 Report Delete

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>>933299
I was hoping to get advice from another source, I've tried google but have just ended up going in circles and coming up at dead ends

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lfJ2NY99 Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:01:47 No.933308 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>933312

>>933296
Go back to high school. Keep learning until you have a compelling reason not to.

The successful dropouts you hear about always had plans of action when they dropped out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wma6jDqK Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:04:39 No.933312 Report Delete

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>>933308
I appreciate the genuine advice

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Anonymous ID:e6E0tCG2 Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:06:27 No.933315 Report Delete

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Mathematics, Machine Learning, and Coding....learn stochastic calculus, python/c++/python/r. Get into Algotrading, essentialy a quant. Do it through Interactive Brokers API.
Some data may cost a lot, but there are some free and cheap places, meanwhile to support you living and venture join LinkedIn and look for a better job that isn't just McDonalds like a Bank Teller or a Waitress at the least, basically spam and promote yourself. If you can be succesful save up 30,000 cause you need 25,000 to day trade and after three years which is how long it takes to learn all this you'll hopefully have that saved up. Three years of live trading and you can lease your coding to hedge funds or bring it to a prop firm. That's how you get rich, won't be easy but do it faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wma6jDqK Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:12:11 No.933316 Report Delete

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>>933315
Thank you I greatly appreciate this. I will sign up with linkedin, and in the mean time attempt this business venture

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JurDZJxn Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:13:44 No.933318 Report Delete

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>>933296
don't be russian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3xrXF78l Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:55:28 No.933353 Report Delete

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>>933296
suck dicks for a dollar a dick if you suck 1 dick per 15 minutes on average then in a shitload of time youll be worth approximately $52 and change due to costs of STD treatment faggot or you could just an hero

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Anonymous ID:9HrIaPOh Thu 22 Oct 2015 05:13:57 No.933512 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>933522 >>933572 >>933619

>>933296
You sound like a retard with no creativity who, at this point of your life, doesn't deserve to have more than $50.

Here's an idea:
If you have a home address. Put your $50 in a no fee bank account, then transfer money to paypal. Go on ebay and buy cheap shit from China, don't pay more than $1 for anything and have free postage. Then resell the shit a $5 less than retail price, if you buy 10 okay looking bracelets for $1, you can sell that shit to vapid bitches for $15, because other retailers are charging $20.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jxjg1w4O Thu 22 Oct 2015 05:38:55 No.933520 Report Delete

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No high school diploma, no ideas, no prospects and very little capital.

It's time for you to start slinging crack rock my friend. Convince a player in your town it'll be worth his while to loan you some and actually sell that shit to your other loser friends.
Show dealer your success and have him give you more on loan.
Don't spend the money you take in, or use the crack.

Simple enough isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DThMOVhq Thu 22 Oct 2015 05:43:55 No.933522 Report Delete

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>>933512
>you can sell that shit to vapid bitches
Do you think OP understands the word "vapid"?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1ezOaPBv Thu 22 Oct 2015 05:50:41 No.933526 Report Delete

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>>933296
post funny jew pictures on a japanese website until the wallet goes ka-ching xD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9HrIaPOh Thu 22 Oct 2015 06:01:05 No.933530 Report Delete

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>>933522
You're right, and if they're too stupid to use google too, OP has no chance with a dictionary.

>>933296
Mate, just start a lemonade stand in your front yard. You'll have enough money to become an algotrading tycoon in no time- easy peasy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T6sk1ncm Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:24:00 No.933572 Report Delete

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>>933512
This doesn't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YBN7TUIc Thu 22 Oct 2015 10:01:39 No.933608 Report Delete

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>>933572
why wouldnt this work?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T6sk1ncm Thu 22 Oct 2015 10:08:55 No.933617 Report Delete

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>>933608
>try to sell items without value for 20$
>why wouldn't this work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Igk6iOv0 Thu 22 Oct 2015 10:12:28 No.933619 Report Delete

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>>933512
>just sell it bro xD

Why wouldnt you say WHERE fucking fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T6sk1ncm Thu 22 Oct 2015 10:17:23 No.933623 Report Delete

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>>933619
stock market u faggot

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Anonymous ID:JUN7rCSC Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:41:44 No.933722 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>933845 >>934218 >>934242

>>933296
>go to local bank and get a small thousand dollar loan for a business venture
>if they refuse because you're a shitty investment (they most likely will) cut a couple holes in a tube sock and rob the bank for a 1000 dollars
>use the money to buy a ticket to NYC and get the supplies you'll need (lumber, nails, hammer, sugar, paper cups, and a whole lotta lemons)
>set up a lemonade stand right in front of the stock exchange
>if you sell your lemonade at a slim profit margin you will get a lot of business (investors are always thirsty for a good deal)
>as you continue to sell tons of lemonade daily invest all profits into lemon and sugar penny stocks and futures
>the extra demand for these commodities created by your lemonade stand will guarantee unlimited growth in these sectors and make you a lot of money
>once you make 500-600 grand or so cash out and consider selling your stand to interested competitors (they should be lining up you buy you out at this point)

You're welcome m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OkJ8eOFc Thu 22 Oct 2015 15:18:14 No.933845 Report Delete

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>>933722
I wish making money worked like AdVenture Capitalism, then this would actually be a good idea.

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Anonymous ID:3xrXF78l Thu 22 Oct 2015 22:14:33 No.934218 Report Delete

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>>933722
Flawless plan 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eH6kxoLz Thu 22 Oct 2015 22:36:19 No.934242 Report Delete

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>>933722
Fuck that, sell cigars outside the exchage
Better yet go to Chicago and sell cigars
Buy really nice ones ($200-500 a box) and sell them individually for $20-50
You're only selling to the days winners

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P9r6Ik4T Fri 23 Oct 2015 01:04:13 No.934354 Report Delete

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>>933296
>dropped out of high school
>willing to do anything to become rich
kek

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Anonymous ID:/M+5gCik Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:04:37 No.934411 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>934538

>>933526
I'll start.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e91SdgN4 Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:57:42 No.934447 Report Delete

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>>933296
You have some options
1. Go back to high school you idiot
2. Sell drugs
3. Become an apprentice in a trade (plumbing is a good one)

gl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HQQEo564 Fri 23 Oct 2015 06:32:17 No.934528 Report Delete

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>>934447
I often post here about my dads plumbing company and I always recommend becoming a plumber as he pays his plumbers well. Some of them live in apartments in the rich area, most live in townhouses in the moderate income areas and do well for themselves with opportunities to go in to management roles to make more money if they decide to buy some of the company (assuming it's a moderate sized company)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1ezOaPBv Fri 23 Oct 2015 06:58:14 No.934538 Report Delete

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>>934411
xDDDDDD that guy is soooo funny m8 :D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K5WdsVml Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:47:27 No.934808 Report Delete

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>>933296
Better get good at sucking dick

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