>spend countless hours studying "everything" like I was told
>2.5gpa
>graduated with mostly C's
>took 6 years to finish a 4year degree in finance
>grades too low for any and all internships and grants
>only job experience is 4years of shelf stocker/cashier
>spent all my money on tuition, books, car repair, gas and food
>blank resume and no real connections on LinkedIn
>parents are so embarrassed of me they lie to friends and co-workers that I'm in grad school
>parents kicking me out by December.

Any advice on how I can at least get a decent 9-5 job I can live on? I spent the last 6 months searching for work that's not minimum wage from temp agencies but I keep getting "we need someone with more experience" response if I even do get a response. Should I just join the army/coast guard?

pic related that basically what I've been doing for the last 4 years