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>"Hi, I'm Jim Cramer!"
>shorts your stock
>"Today, I'm going to show you why NWFG is a SHORT!"
>releases a couple of articles attacking your company
>"NWFG has absolutely no idea what they are doing!"
>quickly smashes the "SELL!" button five times
>"Seriously, the CEO of NWFG still lives in his mother's basement!!"
>walks out of the T.V. screaming at you in real life to short NWFG
>"If you love money just as much as I do, and boy, let me tell you how much I love money, then do yourself a favor and go further on margin shorting stock! Sell your house and leverage your car!"
>manipulates your stock through quote bullying and dark pool collusion
>"IT'S ALMOST TOO LATE TO SHORT NWFG! GET IN NOW!!"
>starts buying to cover when you start to finally realize you should be shorting your own stock
>"I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MISS LAST WEEKS EDITION WHERE WE COMPLETELY #REKT NWFG"
>starts aggressively buying into long positions on your stock, using you as liquidity as you continue to short
>"We might experience some profit taking but the bears will continue swiping away at the bulls, don't worry!"
>buys 10% of your free cap in one order, pushing price up 7% in a second
>"H-heh, I'm never wrong!"
>you start to panic and try to buy to cover, but there's only one other person in the market: Daddy Cramer
>"OMG NWFG IS GOING TO BE UPGRADED TO A BUY FROM JP MORGAN"
>breaks hand on the "BUY!" button by smashing it over and over
>"KEEP BUYING IT'S GOING TO THE MOON"
>price skyrockets so high that you jump off of the ledge and splatter all over some unlucky taxi
>"Looks like the SEC is going to be investigating NWFG, good thing I told you to stay away"
This guy is top guru. I would literally worship the ground he walks on.
>shorts your stock
>"Today, I'm going to show you why NWFG is a SHORT!"
>releases a couple of articles attacking your company
>"NWFG has absolutely no idea what they are doing!"
>quickly smashes the "SELL!" button five times
>"Seriously, the CEO of NWFG still lives in his mother's basement!!"
>walks out of the T.V. screaming at you in real life to short NWFG
>"If you love money just as much as I do, and boy, let me tell you how much I love money, then do yourself a favor and go further on margin shorting stock! Sell your house and leverage your car!"
>manipulates your stock through quote bullying and dark pool collusion
>"IT'S ALMOST TOO LATE TO SHORT NWFG! GET IN NOW!!"
>starts buying to cover when you start to finally realize you should be shorting your own stock
>"I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MISS LAST WEEKS EDITION WHERE WE COMPLETELY #REKT NWFG"
>starts aggressively buying into long positions on your stock, using you as liquidity as you continue to short
>"We might experience some profit taking but the bears will continue swiping away at the bulls, don't worry!"
>buys 10% of your free cap in one order, pushing price up 7% in a second
>"H-heh, I'm never wrong!"
>you start to panic and try to buy to cover, but there's only one other person in the market: Daddy Cramer
>"OMG NWFG IS GOING TO BE UPGRADED TO A BUY FROM JP MORGAN"
>breaks hand on the "BUY!" button by smashing it over and over
>"KEEP BUYING IT'S GOING TO THE MOON"
>price skyrockets so high that you jump off of the ledge and splatter all over some unlucky taxi
>"Looks like the SEC is going to be investigating NWFG, good thing I told you to stay away"
This guy is top guru. I would literally worship the ground he walks on.
