>>939249>be me>be human>be having legs>be amblable>be abmling into formidable franchised establishment labled "bank""salve monsieur je voudrais purchasing a CC por favor"
"Of course sir, right away sir, I can see you've been a formidable customer to our enterprise and we know that you travel a lot. We can offer you this card with 1.4% APR and travellers insurance including emergency transport from anywhere on the globe. Plus, you get access to over 600 airport VIP lounges. Annual fees on the house. Are you interested?"
"muy bueno sign me up for that shit"
"all right sir, here is your provisory card and code list, you will recieve your actual card in the mail within two business days. have a good day"
>be exambulatoring the bank>be ambling home>be picking up burek on the way>be shitposting on the four chins oriental fine art forum. 
