>>939610Ok I will bite.
There is no /biz/ way to turn $15 into $150. Sucking dick is literally the most realistic option here if you don't want to have an actual job.
$15 is just way to small to count as an asset. If you want to trade, your fees will eat that up in no time, so don't even bother.
Even without fees you have to remember that trading financial instruments is measured in a Percentage Return on Investment. Normally we are talking about ROIs from 3%-20% if you're lucky. You are asking for a a 900% ROI which is just ridiculous.
So your best bets are:
Blow your $15 on some more Mountain Dew, get an actual job, mow some lawn or, as we said, start sucking.
