>be me
>play poker
>understand the math and all
>play really good
>still a lifetime loser

I really think the DOJ should step in again and completely ban online poker. I am a massive winning player live, but the second I start playing online, for fucking SHITS AND GIGGLE, I lose statically more than I should.

I barely put money on this site yesterday and it's literally been nothing but the following:

BB: 17.2 BB (VPIP: 60.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 10)
Hero (BTN): 17.33 BB
SB: 15.47 BB (VPIP: 44.44, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 10)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Kc Js
Hero raises to 3 BB, SB calls 2.5 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop : (9 BB, 3 players) 6d 4c Ks
SB bets 12.47 BB and is all-in, fold, Hero calls 12.47 BB

Turn : (33.93 BB, 2 players) 3c

River : (33.93 BB, 2 players) 3s

Hero shows Kc Js (Two Pair, Kings and Threes)
(Pre 42%, Flop 85%, Turn 89%)

SB shows 3d As (Three of a Kind, Threes)
(Pre 58%, Flop 15%, Turn 11%)

SB wins 33.93 BB

This person hasn't raised nor bet a single hand, and then when I have something, they SNAP call and SNAP bluff on the flop. Of course, I snap call but I snap call the turn and river being a three. (this is the part that gets me) For the fact that I'm 85% to win here, I'm also 100% calling out that I lose. (this is the part that gets me) I know I'm ahead and that I should snap call since it's the most profitable move, but I also know that because I, specifically me, called, I will, and can only, lose. The fact that I'm able to call out the cards really strikes me as a red flag. I shouldn't be calling out and predicting the cards with such accuracy.

If you play on Merge or Winning, I guarantee you're a losing player. I have yet to see a winning player on either of these sites.