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Anonymous ID:81yB/f8G Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:07:12 No.940991 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>941007

Give me your best coke fueled business ventures, biz.

We're gonna be RICH.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:81yB/f8G Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:10:25 No.940993 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>940996 >>941007

I'll start:

What if we came up with stocks for people, like people stocks based on how popular they are.

Link it to facebook friends, youtube, twitter followers- whoever wants to go into business with us- and we price out these stocks low enough to get people interested.

Soon as someone shoots up in popularity, boom their stock just went up. Genius.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yQlQlO8K Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:14:26 No.940996 Report Delete

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>>940993
Like that facebook southpark episode where Cartman is discussing price of facebook friends?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:81yB/f8G Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:14:36 No.940997 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>941007

Or we sell seeds that grow upside down and you can plant them on the ceiling for ceiling gardens. It'll be a hit guaranteed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:81yB/f8G Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:19:01 No.941003 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>941007

What if we sold balloons that never ran out of air? We'd push those helium fucks fresh out of the market

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Anonymous ID:5PdydnNu Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:23:12 No.941007 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>941012

>>940991
>>940993
>>940997
>>941003

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Anonymous ID:81yB/f8G Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:26:43 No.941012 Report Delete

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>>941007
Hey pal we're making money here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:81yB/f8G Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:29:27 No.941013 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>941016

We need better ideas you mooks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yQlQlO8K Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:37:32 No.941016 Report Delete

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>>941013
What if we sold coke but then actually robbed them for the money and didn't give them the coke?

Free money tbh fam

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