Does /ck/ like grits?

Britfag here, had grits for the first time this week and it was pretty good. I had grits with lobster, cornbread and a little lobster bisque on the side. What are some good things I could put with grits?

What do I do with this cucumber? I've got basically nothing else in my dwelling cept this cucumber.

>tfw don't live near the west coast
>tfw will never eat in n out

Will restaurateurs fuck with my food if I mention I post reviews on Yelp?

Awful fast food thread:

Drowning chicken pickle juice the way Andrea Yates drowned her kids ruins perfectly good chicken.

Hi cu/ck/s, I've been asked to make some desserts for a farewell party for two workmates next week and I was thinking of making two cupcake flavours but am unsure of what to make.

I like baking things that are a bit more advanced and uncommon than the norm, but am having trouble coming up with flavours.

Any suggestions? I'm at the point of actually considering making Doritos and Mountain Dew cupcakes that legitimately have crushed Doritos in the cupcake with Pop Rocks sprinkled on the buttercream.

Dear /ck/ I have a big family party on Saturday and I'm trying to decide what to make now so I can go shopping for ingredients tomorrow. It can either be finger foods or a covered dish. I also need to figure out what to bake for dessert.

What recipes do you like to prepare for these kinds of things or recommend?

I wish McDonald would bring back 'super size', most people would get it. aint none of us going there to eat healthy.

What do you think of this bagel, /ck/?

God tier snacks thread