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NYfag here, it's story tiem.

>driving from NY to Wilmington NC for beach fun
>dunkin donuts slowly turn to cinnabons, kfc's turn to bojangles and Popeyes
>eat random pre-packed shit wife puts in cooler on the floor of the backseat
>finally get to Wilmington, cross snows cut bridge and onto the island...then we see it
>the glowing light of goodness that says "hot and fresh, donuts etc etc etc" so we must stop, krispy Kreme doesn't exist where we live
>go inside, cashier is typical southern ameriblob, 300lbs+, missing adult teeth, terrible
>"oh yer plates new yoorke, what's it laik up thurr"?
>Uhhhh like any other place I suppose
>'I loved the sopranos, is new york really like that?"
>Uhhhh the sopranos took place in new jersey
>she just stares, and stares and stares
>pay for donuts, leave without saying another word to one another.

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