> driving through canada for with group of friends
> driver is hardcore vegan guy I don't know that well
> we make a quick pit stop at tim horton's
> I get a box of the fabled timbits
> driver sees me walk back with them
> "you can't have those in my car"
> guys car is this patinated heap of a van that already stinks from the 30+ "premade vegan burritos" he had packed for the trip
> get that he doesn't want to see me eating them or whatever, so put them on the floor
> "no, I mean don't bring those inside my car, they have egg"
> people finished going to the bathroom at this point so we're about to leave
> shove a few in my mouth and get in the car, leaving the almost full box near the trash can
> now that's how you respect an animal
