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Cringe thread: youtube edition

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:20:03 No.7004570 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7004892 >>7004908 >>7004945 >>7005096 >>7010235 >>7012431 >>7014646 >>7015277 >>7018659 >>7021526

Post the worst videos you have

Starting with the Knorr® stockpot salesman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Oi1HPbSk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCRr-EK3eHI

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:29:43 No.7004605 Report Delete

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whiteboy thinkin he can cook mexican food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udKouyfrFBQ

uh, go back to your bologna and miracle whip wonder bread sandwiches cracka.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:39:41 No.7004634 Report Delete

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>>7004605
>expecting Americans not to butcher foreign cuisine as a matter of course

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:40:46 No.7004637 Report Delete

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>>7004605
What did he do wrong?

Angry because your dirty cuisine is piss easy to copy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:43:47 No.7004649 Report Delete

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>>7004634
>mfw foreigners fuck up american cuisine even harder, when it's supposed to be "easier"
>asian "pizza". asian "burgers", really, anything cooked by asians

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:47:09 No.7004661 Report Delete

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>>7004649
>Pizza
>American
lol thank you dear American for teaching us foolish foreigners

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:50:16 No.7004668 Report Delete

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>>7004605
This is what Americans think enchiladas are

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:51:53 No.7004674 Report Delete

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>>7004668
Is there any valid reason why 4chan doesn't support webm audio?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:53:37 No.7004683 Report Delete

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>>7004605
He's probably spent more time in Mexico than most Mexicans on this board.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:54:18 No.7004687 Report Delete

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>>7004674
Because no one wants to open a video and it be instant screaming or loud hardcore porn noises.

(Protip: Some boards support weebum audio)

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:56:36 No.7004694 Report Delete

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>>7004661
asians fuck up european dishes too, italian especially.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:57:15 No.7004697 Report Delete

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>>7004668
What triggers me the most is that she doesn't even have the fucking brain to spread the ingredients as she's pouring them. She just pours them all into the same fucking spot

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:59:49 No.7004707 Report Delete

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>>7004674
/gif/ and /wsg/ do

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:02:44 No.7004715 Report Delete

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>>7004687
Is that actually the reason it's not supported on all boards?
That's just odd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:03:14 No.7004717 Report Delete

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>>7004668

i'd probably enjoy this.

i like really soggy corn tortillas. simmered in sauce for a long-period.

but i suspect the fried chips would get waaay too soggy. they'd dissolve into nothingness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:08:27 No.7004734 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmO72aNq99c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdEqizs3cs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BfahbXepYs

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:27:25 No.7004789 Report Delete

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>>7004734
>We track down Karmanaut and force him to cook us bacon at narwhal point.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:12:05 No.7004892 Report Delete

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>>7004570
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Oi1HPbSk
Eh, it's not that bad.

The guy actually makes sense, particularly when he says something to the effect of:
>It's not about whether its authentic, I only care that it tastes good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:19:57 No.7004908 Report Delete

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>>7004570
these both seem like they would taste fine

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:29:11 No.7004924 Report Delete

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>>7004892
>>7004908
I'm sure they don't taste terrible

I think it's more the fact that he's a triple Michelin star chef advertising for a stock cube company

No good chef would ever advocate using stock cubes to season carbonara or a steak unless he was being paid to do it

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:34:45 No.7004933 Report Delete

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>>7004924
What's wrong with stock cubes?

It's literally just condensed stock with corn starch.

If you think 3-star chefs don't use store-bought stock, you're sadly mistaken.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:36:45 No.7004934 Report Delete

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>>7004933
I think he's getting at the whole
>and why use stock? Well...
> ...
> ...
> because it makes the pasta taste better

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:38:58 No.7004942 Report Delete

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>>7004934
Doesn't that make sense, though?

The stock cube would add about the right amount of salt to season the pasta, plus the meat flavors.

Seems like a smart idea, actually. IIRC, most asian noodle bowls are cooked and served in stock.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:40:31 No.7004945 Report Delete

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>>7004570
I don't like the editing of the video.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:44:23 No.7004958 Report Delete

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>>7004933
he should be using real soup base instead of dehydrated shit bouillon, commercial chefs know this. he's doing it to shill knorr

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:48:46 No.7004966 Report Delete

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>>7004945
I know, I don't like that talking to someone off camera thing

But tbh he's such a creepy intense fucker that it would be seriously disconcerting if he was staring right into the camera

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:00:05 No.7004979 Report Delete

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>>7004942
Carbonara really doesn't need any chicken stock flavour, it's completely inappropriate.

And rubbing rich beef stock onto steak will just ruin its flavour. All you need is salt and pepper and maybe a bit of butter and thyme in the pan. Even a cheap cut will taste really good this way.

It's also weird how he doesn't salt the meat before he puts it in the pan. This is literally cooking 101 stuff: you're not going to get a good sear unless you salt your meat well before cooking it. He leaves this stage out because the salt comes from the stock that he puts on afterwards. It's a really obvious case of being paid to shill something.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:25:14 No.7005030 Report Delete

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>>7004668
>bagged pre-grated cheese

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:31:20 No.7005049 Report Delete

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>>7004668
Things like this are what make me embarrassed to be an american sometimes

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:39:13 No.7005075 Report Delete

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>>7004687
It's muted by default on Chrome at least

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:48:41 No.7005096 Report Delete

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>>7004570
op tell you wouldn't eat all this shit up and ask for more

MPW is the man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:50:13 No.7005100 Report Delete

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>>7004668
i love mexican food

it's so comfy
nothing really fancy, but it's all comfy food

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 23:45:52 No.7005231 Report Delete

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>>7004605
> implying Bayless isnt Based status
> implying he didnt go traveling mexico to study ALL forms of mezican cuisine
> implying I dont want to suck his dick to absorb his cooking skills
> implying implications implies imply

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:05:52 No.7005286 Report Delete

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>>7004649
but they're not white so when they bastardize something it cultural enrichment

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:12:53 No.7005314 Report Delete

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Of course its better, knorr has msg

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:15:20 No.7005318 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7005947

anything by Ja/ck

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:25:32 No.7005332 Report Delete

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>>7004958
>he's doing it to shill knorr
>>7004979
>It's a really obvious case of being paid to shill something.
yeah, they're ads for knorr. he was probably paid to make recipes specifically using that product. gotta make bank somehow.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:33:12 No.7005352 Report Delete

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>>7004734
>>tips on surviving and camping channel
>>wastes a potato in order to badly cook an egg

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:37:04 No.7005359 Report Delete

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>>7004605
Who are you again? Oh right...I forgot where we were for a second.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 01:15:53 No.7005419 Report Delete

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>>7004668
Did she put olives on top of the sour cream? What the fuck? Since when are olives even remotely Mexican?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 01:28:51 No.7005434 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 02:34:40 No.7005572 Report Delete

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>>7005434

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 03:22:28 No.7005669 Report Delete

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>>7005434
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY
>"pod tie"
kill it with fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:27:39 No.7005778 Report Delete

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>>7004734
I don't get why everyone gets mad about the potato, the guy says it's not a survival video.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 06:12:09 No.7005827 Report Delete

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>>7004605
looks delicious, what's wrong with this?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 07:11:46 No.7005910 Report Delete

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>>7004734
When he closes up on that disgusting pan

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 07:52:53 No.7005947 Report Delete

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>>7005318
If anyone hasn't seen Ja/ck/ before, they are not ready for this recipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:04:51 No.7005959 Report Delete

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>>7005947
I've been watching this shit forever but party cheese is worse than zippocat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:57:56 No.7006050 Report Delete

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>>7005947
>Cool Whip

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:06:31 No.7006072 Report Delete

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>>7006050
Fun fact, while he's putting that in, he actually says "I don't recommend using imitation because it has a different reaction. You should use real cool whip. If you don't have cool whip just use real whipped cream."

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:13:02 No.7006089 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:17:38 No.7006101 Report Delete

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>>7006089
This is a classic . . ..

picture relevant.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:43:51 No.7007998 Report Delete

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>>7004697
you get me anon

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:45:17 No.7008004 Report Delete

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>>7004734
I like how hard he breathes while trying to flip the pancake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:49:34 No.7008017 Report Delete

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>>7005434
>sriracha
L M A O
M
A
O

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:51:16 No.7008024 Report Delete

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>>7005419
I don't like that shit, but I see it a lot here in Calfirornia

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:58:10 No.7008050 Report Delete

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>>7004734
>implying food reviewer isn't based af

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:04:35 No.7008076 Report Delete

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>>7005434
I'm looking through the "you're doing it all wrong" videos and holy shit they make /ck/ look like kind, reasonable grandmas. This is why I don't go to Whole Foods

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:59:46 No.7008435 Report Delete

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>>7004668
holy kek

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:51:36 No.7009015 Report Delete

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>>7008076
I go to Whole Foods because it's full of hot sluts

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:53:38 No.7009019 Report Delete

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>>7008076
I've watched all of them. Some of them are okay but most are retarded shit like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:54:44 No.7009022 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7009033 >>7010344

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1qEMHzrIyw

at least the girl is hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:00:36 No.7009033 Report Delete

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>>7009022
I can't even pay attention to what she's saying because I'm trying to figure out what happened to her hair

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:43:52 No.7009102 Report Delete

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>>7005434

>siracha
>she literally ruins a perfectly good sandwich with meme sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:56:10 No.7009508 Report Delete

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>>7004734
i miss gary and his chav look

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:22:37 No.7009558 Report Delete

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>>7004605
>Rick Bayless
>whiteboy thinkin he can cook mexican food

He cooks mexican food better than 99% of mexicans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:40:48 No.7009702 Report Delete

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>>7004668
>opening packets: the recipe

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:53:26 No.7009741 Report Delete

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>>7005947
wtf is that even supposed to be

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 11:40:12 No.7009933 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7011414 >>7012391 >>7012401 >>7012746 >>7015120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPNOJWg5rU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byehfCtjGjg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY3cSbIuzWU

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:37:11 No.7010235 Report Delete

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>>7004570
I made his bolognese, tomato, and bechemel sauces with the stock pots to make his lasagna and it turned out great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:24:57 No.7010344 Report Delete

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>>7009022
>hot

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:31:35 No.7010369 Report Delete

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>>7005947
That legitimately looks like something someone on here would make for a joke thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:26:43 No.7011369 Report Delete

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>>7005947
why do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:35:41 No.7011410 Report Delete

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>>7005434
I swear to fucking god.

When I was a kid there was nothing better than a plain old peanutbutter and jelly sandwich with cheap peanutbutter and jelly and white bread.
I don't need to be told by some squinty, blown out, smoked out whore that my childhood pb&j sandwiches were "wrong". Especially when she advocates putting pure mimetic extract in a bottle on it, yuk!

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:36:59 No.7011414 Report Delete

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>>7009933
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
>Let's make tomato sauce
>Step 1: Add Tomato Sauce
>Confidant in the sodium levels
There it is!

Also, check'd

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:42:31 No.7011428 Report Delete

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>>7005434
Didn't even have to watch it to know what it was after reading the replies. Fuck that skank

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:46:52 No.7011439 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7011471 >>7015332

>>7011410
Seriously. The only possible advice to making a better PB&J is to divide the amount of peanut you intend to use into two portions for either slice of bread and then nest the jelly on top so the buttered slices stick to each other and create a good seal to prevent jelly drips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:48:36 No.7011447 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7012535

>posting MPW selloutery
>only showing the entirely innocuous examples

this, this is where marco really definitively sold out. there is no fucking way even a home cook with a passion for food, let alone a starred chef, would sincerely recommend this as a recipe and put 'jamaican' in the title. it is an act of total self-denial in the pursuit of easy money. it solely exists in this form because knorr stock pots are meant to be convenient and a recipe with a more than single figure list of ingredients undermines that selling point. whoever decided to present this recipe is wilfully painting the target demographic as lazy idiots. he hates you and doesn't even credit you with the ability to recognise it. what a fucking legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPHTagllPoA

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:49:54 No.7011450 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7015114

https://youtu.be/apsrbPvFN-U

When the fries fall, so do my sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:54:49 No.7011471 Report Delete

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>>7011439
I have heard that one before and I agree, that is just about the only good advice you can give (especially to a kid)

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:40:48 No.7012068 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:23:19 No.7012391 Report Delete

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>>7009933
Why can't anyone use a proper fucking knife to cut shit jesus christ

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:26:03 No.7012401 Report Delete

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>>7009933
I know McDonald's bitch is trying to be fun and probably has kids, but the way she talks is so condescending and drunk sounding

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:27:42 No.7012407 Report Delete

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>>7012068
WHAAT THE FUUUG?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:32:30 No.7012420 Report Delete

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>>7005434
I grew up out in the country. Specifically, dairy country. Knew a lot of good, hardworking people that lived on those dairy farms. Feels bad to me that their dues or whatever it is is being used to fund these commercials.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:43:29 No.7012431 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7012477

>>7004570

Marco is a barrel of laughs in general. He's so pretentious it makes his videos paradoxically really fun to watch. I bust a gut at this one earlier today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWkcqTMgwuU

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:00:58 No.7012467 Report Delete

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>>7005434
ch

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:09:02 No.7012477 Report Delete

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>>7012431
He talks if he assumes you're hanging on to his every word

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:19:57 No.7012499 Report Delete

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>>7005434
>Sriracha
>Curry
>Basil

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:21:38 No.7012504 Report Delete

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>>7005947

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:33:05 No.7012535 Report Delete

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>>7011447
Does organic rice really take twice as long to cook?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:15:52 No.7012746 Report Delete

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>>7009933
>how to make a mcdonalds burger
>buy cheap shitmeat
>use salt on meat and fry it
>chop onions
>throw some ketchup in
>done
>7 minutes
I.. uh.. what?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:29:31 No.7012770 Report Delete

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>>7004649
>asian "pizza

koreans are the worst at this, they put fucking corn on their pizzas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 07:32:18 No.7012891 Report Delete

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>>7005947

I was expecting him to spread it on a cracker. That would make it a lot less gross, I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:48:22 No.7013537 Report Delete

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Doublesweeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:08:52 No.7013818 Report Delete

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>>7004979

Can you also point out the flaws in this carbonara video anon?

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:10:50 No.7013826 Report Delete

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>>7004649

>pizza
>american cuisine

The most plebeian shit, I swear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:27:42 No.7013860 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7013874

>>7010369
Someone here DID make it. It ended up being about as good as everyone thought it would be.

I don't know any of the archive sites off the top of my head, but that thread is probably on one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:35:47 No.7013874 Report Delete

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>>7013860
Found it https://warosu.org/ck/thread/6812321

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:38:13 No.7013885 Report Delete

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>>7005947
Oh, in the actual video it's "Aunt Myrna's" recipe, and he does at least acknowledge how horrifying that combination of ingredients is. Even for the sake of humouring your elderly relative though, is it worth it?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:54:12 No.7013960 Report Delete

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>>7013885

He loves it though when he eats it. And he always talks about how wacky aunt Myrna's recipes are. It is the gimmick

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:18:07 No.7014020 Report Delete

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>>7012068

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:28:52 No.7014050 Report Delete

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>>7012068
What. The. Fuck.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:29:29 No.7014055 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7014225 >>7015124

Please someone post that video where a hambeast couple is making spaghetti (or something with tomato sauce) and the wife lets rip the wettest fucking fart ever.

I've only ever seen it once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:15:52 No.7014225 Report Delete

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>>7014055
Somebody deliver.

I need to see this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:36:53 No.7014406 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7023696

>>7005049
>sometimes

It feels like a crime being American like 800% of the time.

I don't even get why, that's just what it feels like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:38:57 No.7014414 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7025186 >>7025219 >>7025251 >>7025267

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvswKUFuOt8

I've laughed too hard at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:30:45 No.7014552 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7015019

I'm going to say this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4lYMFiwABI
or this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSCzYFJ63VA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:44:58 No.7014597 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004933
dude, I work for a bistro that is not rated at all in a flyover state in the us
we breakdown our animals, and use the bones and bits to make our soup bases, stocks, sauces etc.
I'm not convinced a 3 star chef wouldn't be doing similar things to that. If I was chef I wouldn't fuck with store bought shit, as it'd probably make it much harder to get the flavor I imagine for whatever dish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:45:56 No.7014601 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7014662 >>7022226

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:56:33 No.7014629 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004668
All that fucking CHEESE. I can't even imagine how constipated that would make somebody.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:59:18 No.7014634 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004668

Absolutely fucking T R I G G E R E D

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:04:25 No.7014646 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7014899 >>7015038 >>7020964 >>7023677

>>7004570

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyWUA_gXSbU

Kit Kat lasagna. The original video I think was taken down because of the backlash but this woman did a voiceover of it and it's kinda funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:05:08 No.7014649 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004687
and i am glad they don't for this exact reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:07:55 No.7014662 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014601

Holy shit this is the first time I've actually physically cringed. I was scared she was gonna cut her fingers off. You could clearly see that her fingers were under the blade of the knife as she was banging it. What the fuck is wrong with people. Not to mention it probably absolutely destroyed her knife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:22:09 No.7014707 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005959
NEDM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:29:44 No.7014737 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005947
This recipe has been posted once a week on this board for the past 3-4 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:41:06 No.7014772 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004668
>>7004674
>>7004697
>>7004717
>>7005030
>>7005049
>>7005100
>>7005419
>>7009702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:48:08 No.7014791 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004668
Wtf

That's like nacho lasagna supreme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:28:02 No.7014899 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7014912

>>7014646
women aren't funny. this is legitimately gross but she sounds like a bitter cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:33:17 No.7014912 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014899
I know, she sounds chubby and insecure.

I bet she has a roastie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:10:00 No.7015019 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014552

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:24:45 No.7015038 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014646
>like
>but, like
>you know?

wow, sounds like a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:51:25 No.7015114 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7011450
Jay's coo tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:53:55 No.7015120 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7009933
dammit, bitch - portion out the meat before forming the patty. what is wrong with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:55:28 No.7015124 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014055
They deleted their channel I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:51:10 No.7015245 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7012770
>oh no, someone put corn on our flattened dough with tomato sauce

Get the fuck out you pompous bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:05:15 No.7015277 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7015836

>>7004570

i dont get it, whats wrong with this guy? seems pretty decent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:23:32 No.7015332 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7011439

my best advice to improve a good pbj is to butter the bread before you put peanut butter on it and add a bit of salt too since brands never have enough salt, and even then I'd let a retard make me a pbj because its a fool proof sandwich. What kind of sick cunt adds curry powder and sirracha to a pbj and has the audacity to tell me im making it wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:04:42 No.7015433 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7015442

>>7004668
organic milk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:07:08 No.7015442 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7015433
Gotta be healthy with a BMI of 50

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:27:19 No.7015490 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7012068

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 04:50:13 No.7015836 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7015277
He's a sellout who wouldn't have been caught dead with a knorr stockpot ten years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 04:53:26 No.7015841 Report Delete

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs2ohb1kHJE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:17:00 No.7017675 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004605
This son of a bitch knows exactly what he's doing. Source: I'm a goddamn Mexican living in Mexico

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:45:40 No.7017761 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7013818
Pinoys cant cook for shit
>that poor man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:52:56 No.7017781 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005434
>not adding dorito consomé to your PB and J

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:07:41 No.7018348 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005434

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:21:18 No.7018386 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005434
I will say for this though, I have several jars of jam from that brand and they are godly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:29:03 No.7018417 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005434

>the second she put on the siracha

My god is this person human?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:30:41 No.7018423 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005434
My God...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:34:20 No.7018433 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7021499

>>7005947

let me link that to everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:34:32 No.7018435 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7018455 >>7018457 >>7018501 >>7018549 >>7018557 >>7018765 >>7019984 >>7024490 >>7025252

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:39:00 No.7018448 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7012068

oh god why

I almost vommed bruh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:39:43 No.7018453 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7012068
>Consume is clear rich soup traditionally made with beef or chicken but you can make it with just about anything
NO. No you can't.
She didn't even make an egg raft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:40:34 No.7018455 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018435
>eating with scissors
that got me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:41:14 No.7018457 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018435
>safety scissors to cut the "steak"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:43:58 No.7018467 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004668

>all that cheese

Jesus Christ you take one bite and are constipated for a week.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:44:26 No.7018469 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7012068

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:47:54 No.7018480 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005434
Wow, that's trying too hard to be original and organic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:56:02 No.7018501 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018435
>I don't see any seasoning
.. oh god

and I've seen that "meat" mentioned and used before, it's not goddamn steak that's for sure

and then
>smoke alarm

holy fucking shit and it's feeding that garbage to a child.. and it adds fucking steak sauce as well for triple dose of salt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:08:30 No.7018539 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020126 >>7020153 >>7020156 >>7020195 >>7024195 >>7025257 >>7025262

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:09:10 No.7018544 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004668
>Whole package of cheese blended in
>Add another package on top of it.
Not enough cheese.
It needs another can to top it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:10:45 No.7018549 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018435
Is this an adult? It sounds like a seven year old child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:14:18 No.7018557 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018435
The quality of that household is exemplified by them all grinding their teeth on the cutlery and chewing with their mouths open like they're fucking oysters.

Jesus wept, close your lips you slack faced sponge people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:22:23 No.7018580 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7019928 >>7020133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Tp-y0pJ1s

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:52:52 No.7018659 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004570
If those are the worst videos you've ever seen, you are the luckiest mother fucking person on this god damned earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:06:06 No.7018691 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7009102
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are never "perfectly good" and nothing can ruin them since they already suck donkey ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:32:04 No.7018765 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018435
these kind of people deserve to be poor as shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:13:16 No.7018887 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7019738 >>7020280

Jesus...does Chow Hound do anything right?

Looking at their videos...holy crap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 10:20:47 No.7019702 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004697
This shit right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 10:41:53 No.7019738 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpbWhfsBxw

this is a pretty good video on pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:03:32 No.7019775 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020697

>>7012401
>>7012746
isn't it satire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:57:57 No.7019915 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020751

>>7005947
>4 hours later
>the cheese hasn't even melted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:01:49 No.7019928 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018580
oh god

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:21:11 No.7019984 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020704

>>7018435
>take prebrined, preseasoned paper thin minute steaks
>season them again
>dunk it in a1 sauce

MMMM it's not bad!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:10:29 No.7020078 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7009019
>chocolate chip cookies
>end result is 90% chocolate
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:35:04 No.7020126 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020680

>>7018539
Oh wow. She's probably one of the fakest persons ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:37:26 No.7020133 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018580
gross chewing sounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:43:00 No.7020153 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020680

>>7018539
Why does she sound like she's perpetually on the verge of tears and/or talking through her sinuses? Good lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:44:05 No.7020156 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020680 >>7022248

>>7018539
are Americans all insane?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:00:41 No.7020195 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020680

>>7018539
>smallest "corn" tortillas ever
>velveeta
>using an iron to cook while in your own fucking kitchen
>easy recipe, have your kids do it
>still manages to fuck it up
>don't redo the video, it's fine, post it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:26:12 No.7020280 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020334 >>7020827

>>7018887
oh my god I just saw this one and I didnt cringe, I just raged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjQQ9Fsay8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:33:59 No.7020317 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7012770
Sweetcorn on pizza is pretty dope though. You shouldn't have as much on the pizza as they put in that picture, but its a perfectly valid topping for a pizza when mixed with other shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:36:54 No.7020334 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020726 >>7022380

>>7020280

what's the problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:40:00 No.7020680 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020689 >>7020758

>>7020126
>>7020153
>>7020156
>>7020195
It's a satirical video you apes. You're supposed to laugh at her. Do you not know what cringe comedy is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:43:59 No.7020689 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7020762

>>7020680
>Do you not know what cringe comedy is
With Americans, it's often impossible to tell if they are being serious or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:45:27 No.7020697 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7019775
She has a lot of videos, so I don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:47:33 No.7020704 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7019984
This is what I think of when someone says mystery meat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:53:17 No.7020726 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7020334
It's guinness

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:58:48 No.7020742 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005947
>mfw you can hear the crunch when he bites into it

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:02:09 No.7020751 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7019915

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:05:16 No.7020758 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7020680
>satire
but it's not funny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:07:19 No.7020762 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7020689
It's clearly a Sandra Lee parody

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:34:53 No.7020827 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7020280
Wasn't paying attention all that well and heard "want to get your penis a hand while getting nice creamy head"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:27:41 No.7020964 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014646
Odd she doesn't sound funny, more like a teen bitch that still hasn't learned her place yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:41:09 No.7021499 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018433
>pineapple
>lemon jello package
>cream cheese (eww wtf is happening?)
>chopped fucking CELERY?
>BELL PEPPERS???
>PIMENTO????? fucking what the fuck is happening?
>fucking pecans because why not?
>COOL WHIP
>COOL WHIP
>FUCKING COOL WHIP jammed into this unholy concoction of fucking random shit that is on the stove for no reason, what is he doing just heating it?
>ugh that sickening splattering sound as he pours it into the pan
>sprinkle with cheese because sure, fuck it man
>chill as long as you can resist this magnificent... dessert?
>flop a cube of it onto a plate and just eat with a fork?

I've never in my life seen this video in all my jack watching that has ruined my fucking youtube recommends but jesus christ, JESUS. CHRIST.

This is easily the most horrendous and nonsensical jack shit I've seen from him to date, what the holy fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:46:12 No.7021515 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7021597

>>7005947
Didn't some fat co/ck/ made one of these? I remember ck's colective disgust as he posted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:49:01 No.7021526 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7023765 >>7024412 >>7024420 >>7025085

>>7004570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxfNFEyDLE

>pulls out cookie base
>supposed to be crusty, and cripsy, like well... on a FUCKING CHEESCAKE
>oh look beeudifool, how moist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:07:59 No.7021591 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004605
>Rick Bayless

He's more Mexican the 90% of Mexicans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:09:50 No.7021597 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7021515
Yes, he said it was revolting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:13:43 No.7021610 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004605
Damn I could listen to him talk me into suicide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:07:44 No.7022185 Report Delete

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWHQItzY_g

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:15:39 No.7022212 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7012068
>Doritos
>Southwestern kick
This bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:22:21 No.7022226 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014601
oh my god

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:31:42 No.7022248 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7020156
Are you trying to ask if all Americans are insane or if Americans that are insane are partially or fully insane?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:28:26 No.7022380 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7023498 >>7023562 >>7024935

>>7020334
the outside of the can is touching
do you realize how disgusting that is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:51:12 No.7023498 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7023547

>>7022380
>autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:07:07 No.7023547 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7023562

>>7023498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-_YfJt-E9o

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:13:05 No.7023562 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7023616

>>7023547
>>7022380
>being this much of a germaphobe
Are you a genuine soccer mom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:25:35 No.7023598 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004734

That second video holy shit. Like... I want to like this guy but jesus does he need a male influence in his life.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:30:59 No.7023614 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004668
Shit that was disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:31:10 No.7023616 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7023641 >>7024935

>>7023562
yeah I like diseases too fuck germs they dont scare me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:36:21 No.7023628 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7005947

I uh.. I don't know man..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:43:00 No.7023641 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7023616
I've never got ill from a can lid. Your immune system must be fucked if you coddle it this much

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:52:04 No.7023677 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014646
The cringiest part is the commentary

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:57:33 No.7023696 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7014406
Jesus Christ, cucks like you are ruining this country. Your white guilt bullshit is disgusting, and that is why you should be ashamed of yourself, because you buy into that. NOT because you're an American.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:17:23 No.7023765 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7021526

>cheesecake squares
>cheesecake

I don't know what this actually is, but it isn't cheesecake.

I suppose it is edible, but probably really sweet, I mean did you see how much powdered sugar he put in that wet mixture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:25:28 No.7024195 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7018539
That's a lot more trouble than just tossing the thing in a skillet, what the fuck.

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Quoted By: >>7024423 >>7024596 >>7024866

>>7021526
I couldn't help myself. I have a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:50:16 No.7024420 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7021526
God truly has abandoned us

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:50:54 No.7024423 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7024412
You're a god among men, anon. you've made my /ck/ folder grow in the past month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:15:00 No.7024480 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7024482

>>7004668
Is there a YT video for this?

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Quoted By:

I need help. I want to make a webm of the Belashi video where there's a fly in his mixture and I need an appropriate panic reaction, preferably in the form of a youtube video so I don't need to fuck around with resolutions. Any suggestions?

>>7024480
https://youtu.be/fl5T5sw0238

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:21:04 No.7024490 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7024513 >>7024523

>>7018435
That meat looks like the blood clots I get on my periods sometimes. Not that big obviously, but jesus christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:31:38 No.7024513 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7024490
>Blood clots that look like tiny steak
>on my periods
Uh... gal, I think you should see a doctor. Period clots are a sign of abnormality, at the very least you could be having an abortion without even knowing you were pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:34:13 No.7024523 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7024537

>>7024490
>Blood clots on period that look like tiny steak
Go see a doctor... you could have miscarried without even knowing you were pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:39:09 No.7024537 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7024523
Anon, seeing as I'm a lesbian, and I've never even touched a dick, I'm pretty sure I never miscarried.

Clots are pretty normal, actually. Most women have them. I'm just saying that the thinness of the steak, along with the stringy bits, and the blobby movement when she put them on the "grill" reminded me of them, and it was disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:59:48 No.7024596 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7024600

>>7024412
>CheesecakeRegret.webm
Hahaha I love you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:02:07 No.7024600 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7024596
I love you too, nameless anon.

I love you too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:31:02 No.7024835 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004979
>rich beef stock will ruin the flavor of steak
Why on earth would you think this... ever?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:44:49 No.7024866 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7024412
whole fucking bag of powdered sugar
this video gave me diabetes thanks a lot you shithead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:46:12 No.7024873 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7004605
The only thing I'm not sure why he did was why did he add tap water to the mole pre-blend, and not some of that delicious pepper water we rehydrated the peppers in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:09:52 No.7024935 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7024946

>>7023616
>>7022380

what do you do with cans then, use a fucking straw that you sterilise beforehand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:12:40 No.7024946 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7024935
she's obviously a woman with kids, and is beyond reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:56:30 No.7025080 Report Delete

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>>7006089
Who is filming him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:58:05 No.7025085 Report Delete

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>>7021526
The way he cracks eggs, goddamn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:20:46 No.7025162 Report Delete

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>>7004668
>that green paint
>that counter
>those plates
>that shitty camera angle
Jack's wife "cook" as well? Dear Lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:24:44 No.7025181 Report Delete

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>>7025085
hey these are recipes for the AVERAGE JOE. you expect the average salt of the earth JOE to crack eggs on the rim of a poncy little 'bowl' like some kind of fucking liberal FAGGOT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:25:38 No.7025186 Report Delete

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>>7014414
slimy sticky mouth sounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:31:20 No.7025219 Report Delete

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>>7014414
Got a really creepy stepford wives vibe out of this vid. Is it compulsory in America that everyone must be smiling at all times?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:41:06 No.7025251 Report Delete

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>>7014414
She looks fucking terrified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:41:06 No.7025252 Report Delete

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>>7018435
Is it meat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:42:14 No.7025257 Report Delete

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>>7018539
somebody has a gun on her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:43:15 No.7025262 Report Delete

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>>7018539
oh my god american "cheese" is so weird

Anonymous

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>>7014414

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:00:59 No.7026517 Report Delete

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>>7025262
Velveeta can't even remotely be considered cheese.

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