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Shut the fuck up. Doritos are literally the best, tastiest snack food in the world. I don't see how anyone can even claim otherwise. Lets look at key snack categories
>Taste
The taste of a Dorito is surely the best and most delicious of any chip or potato based snack that exists on this planet. Everybody recognises it, and Doritos actually taste like what they are supposed to. Cool ranch actually tastes like ranch. Sometimes I liquify doritos and have them on my sandwich instead of ranch dressing it is so realistic
>Texture
The texture of these chips is legendary. The way the coating and spices protects the chip by getting onto your hand reminds me of a tarantula protecting itself by flicking hair at aggressors, except in this case the hair is delicious.
>Packaging
Distinctive, bold and simple. Every flavour has a unique look. I can look at any flavour of Dorito and tell which flavor it is just from the coloring alone. Sweet Chili? Nacho Cheese? Salsa Verde? All have their own styles that somehow fit the flavor. Doritos are actually a health snack because of this, the packaging is filling just because of the color so by licking the packet before eating you don't have to eat the entire bag.
>Accessories
Dorito dips are world famous and enhance the flavor of the initial product amazingly well. Never has a chip or snack had a more necessary add on. Dorito dips are like school for your child, you don't have to get it, but if you don't your child will be missing that sweet salsa chunky flavor and texture.
>Accessibility
Doritos are enjoyable by anyone in any situation. They can be poured into a bowl for a party and have an inviting but not overwhelming scent. They can be eaten as a light snack by one person. They provide enough energy for an astronaut to enjoy in space. ANYONE can enjoy Doritos at any time. I am a 230lb bus boy and when I buy my doritos I often find myself standing in line behind businessmen and schoolgirls.
