Hey /ck/ this is a rant

I have a terminal illness called i can't get drunk, it's physically impossible because all alcohol I've ever tried; wine, beer, fancy shit like anisette - taste like fucking shit.

Wine comes the closest to tasting good but that good taste is so fucked over by the bad taste, like a cute little girl locked in a closet getting raped by goblins and she was put there by Donal Trump.

Why are people so FUCKING uppity and delusional about wine though? To the point where you're not even allowed to drink it if it was opened YESTERDAY.

News flash;

Day 1: Tastes like shit
Day 2: Still tastes like shit

Where is the class or finesse in making this trash alcohol taste a very certain way that gets drowned out by the taste of being fucking alcohol?

You should see the french chateue owners talking about their vineyards