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So /ck/ I almost died.
>Bacon sounds like a good idea
>Go through my pans
>Here's one I haven't used yet!
>Take plastic wrap off of pan
>Pan is perfectly clean, unused
>Put on stove
>Put bacon in pan
>Turn stove on
>Suddenly the pan is on fire
>Bacon is fine though
>Look for fire extinguisher, just moved into new apartment
>There is no fire extinguisher in this apartment
>Panic
>Turn on sink, fill pan with water
>THE WATER MADE THE FLAMES MORE INTENSE
>Flames fly up in front of my face
>Suddenly the fire is gone
>Set the pan down
>Check the bacon
>It's undercooked
>Microwave bacon
>Tastes better than any bacon I ever made in a pan what the fuck
I've decided never to cook anything on a stove ever again, shit's just going to get me killed. What the fuck even happened?
>Bacon sounds like a good idea
>Go through my pans
>Here's one I haven't used yet!
>Take plastic wrap off of pan
>Pan is perfectly clean, unused
>Put on stove
>Put bacon in pan
>Turn stove on
>Suddenly the pan is on fire
>Bacon is fine though
>Look for fire extinguisher, just moved into new apartment
>There is no fire extinguisher in this apartment
>Panic
>Turn on sink, fill pan with water
>THE WATER MADE THE FLAMES MORE INTENSE
>Flames fly up in front of my face
>Suddenly the fire is gone
>Set the pan down
>Check the bacon
>It's undercooked
>Microwave bacon
>Tastes better than any bacon I ever made in a pan what the fuck
I've decided never to cook anything on a stove ever again, shit's just going to get me killed. What the fuck even happened?
