As of yesterday, meat-eaters are the new smokers

So I've decided to throw some shade at their morally-destitute lifestyle with some lame jokes

Come on vegans of 4chan, I know you're funnier than me. Let's make omnivore-shaming a thing

How many meat-eaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
No need for lightbulbs, they just conveniently twist facts until there’s no distinction between light and dark

What do meat-eaters whisper after sex?
“Did the earth move for you? Because my bowel hasn’t for days”

What’s the difference between a meat-eater and a catfish?
The catfish understands its role in the food chain

What do you call a billion meat-eaters at the bottom of the ocean?
A pristine habitat ruined by organic waste – or to meat-eaters, “business as usual”

Why did the dairy-consumer cross the road?
Meh. Addicts can justify anything

Why do meat-eaters fly south for the winter?
Because cholesterol pills are cheaper in Mexico

What is the deal with meat-eater airline food?
Intestines, cartilage, toenails, fecal matter

A meat-eater walks into a bar
The bartender says “why the spotty face?”