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Quoted By: >>7020323
Alright, I got a story from yesterday that I believe belongs here (greentext because 4chan has ruined my paragraph structure).
>best friend is coming back from basics since he enlisted in the air force
>have a giant welcome back party
>bestie is a giant weeb, so I make him a Japanse style strawberry shortcake
>looksgoodman.jpg
>go to the house where the party is being held
>everyone is bbqing or setting up tables and what not
>friend's whose house this was at is checking food to make sure it is good since bestie's family was also coming
>tells me that he doesn't trust my cake
>"What don't you trust about it? I can follow directions, I'm not 4"
>"*in a snarky tone* Really? When have you ever taken anything seriously? This is probably a half assed cake"
>friend puts my cake in the refrigerator and pulls out the burger patties he prepared for today as well as a lemon cake
>bestie hates lemon
>friend leaves lemon cake out and starts to grill
>bestie shows up wit his family and gets the party started
>bestie immediately bum rushes the grill to get a burger
>rest of friends follow
>everyone takes a bite at the same time
>fucking sand
>friend had put in so much seasoning that it looked like sand was pouring out of everyone's mouths
>bestie's dad coughs
>looks like the aftermath of a cinnamon challenge
>everyone except Ben throws it away (Ben was an animal and powered through)
>dessert time
>friend painstakingly eats a slice of lemon cake
>almost immediate puke
>everyone who had a slice has a rumbly tummy and is making puking notions
>bestie gets sick in the kitchen, some make it outside before doing so as well
>friend doesn't know what went wrong
>inspects eggs
>expired two weeks ago
>he honestly didn't smell a difference
>says he was drunk when he made the cake
>bestie almost punches friend
>everyone leaves
>Ben and I are outside with my untouched cake
>takes a slice
>"pretty good cake, man"
>mfw
>best friend is coming back from basics since he enlisted in the air force
>have a giant welcome back party
>bestie is a giant weeb, so I make him a Japanse style strawberry shortcake
>looksgoodman.jpg
>go to the house where the party is being held
>everyone is bbqing or setting up tables and what not
>friend's whose house this was at is checking food to make sure it is good since bestie's family was also coming
>tells me that he doesn't trust my cake
>"What don't you trust about it? I can follow directions, I'm not 4"
>"*in a snarky tone* Really? When have you ever taken anything seriously? This is probably a half assed cake"
>friend puts my cake in the refrigerator and pulls out the burger patties he prepared for today as well as a lemon cake
>bestie hates lemon
>friend leaves lemon cake out and starts to grill
>bestie shows up wit his family and gets the party started
>bestie immediately bum rushes the grill to get a burger
>rest of friends follow
>everyone takes a bite at the same time
>fucking sand
>friend had put in so much seasoning that it looked like sand was pouring out of everyone's mouths
>bestie's dad coughs
>looks like the aftermath of a cinnamon challenge
>everyone except Ben throws it away (Ben was an animal and powered through)
>dessert time
>friend painstakingly eats a slice of lemon cake
>almost immediate puke
>everyone who had a slice has a rumbly tummy and is making puking notions
>bestie gets sick in the kitchen, some make it outside before doing so as well
>friend doesn't know what went wrong
>inspects eggs
>expired two weeks ago
>he honestly didn't smell a difference
>says he was drunk when he made the cake
>bestie almost punches friend
>everyone leaves
>Ben and I are outside with my untouched cake
>takes a slice
>"pretty good cake, man"
>mfw
