>have american over one summer
>he says he's gonna treat us to burgers and cobbler
>i'm really excited for cobbler cause never tried it before and i have a boner for americana
>we go to the tesco express
>i pick up some butter for him
>'lurpak? isn't that like, expensive?'
>no it's fine
>'hey wait a minute this is salted! you don't want a salty cobbler!'
>ask him if he puts salt in the recipe anyway
>he does
>tell him to just omit the salt
>we get home, he starts making cobbler
>'anon, could you come in here for a moment?'
>go in, he's looking fucking furious
>'your butter ruined my cobbler. it's fucking inedible'
>i try it, it is indeed inedibly salty
>i'm dumbfounded
>wait, hang on
>dude what sugar did you use
>'this jar here'
>yeah that's salt
are you guys all this clueless about butter or what
