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The only people who claim to hate Batman are envious Superman dweebs. Even Marvel fans acknowledge Batman and casuals not that into capeshit are positively enamored with the grim little Noir statuette. Personality defects aside (in that his personality doesn't exist outside of the nerdiest nerd canons), he's still Batman.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 04:58:44 No.76921427 Report Delete

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/co/ hates anything that's popular.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 04:59:03 No.76921429 Report Delete

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>>76921383
Because he is more popular than their favourite character.
Because he is horribly written when he is in a team
Because a human should never be allowed to do super-stuff no matter all the explanations

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:00:16 No.76921442 Report Delete

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>>76921383
I love batman almost as much as I love supes.

It's the nolan-dick-sucking-preptime > god-nonreaders that rustle my jimmies.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:01:30 No.76921452 Report Delete

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>>76921410
>>76921442
Why do you guys hate the preptime argument? It's right. Batman relies a lot on preparing.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:05:35 No.76921490 Report Delete

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>>76921452
>Why do you guys hate the preptime argument? It's right. Batman relies a lot on preparing.

I don't mind it when it's used well in story. I hate the people that say its unbeatable.

Batman cannot prep for everything. It's completely retarded. He can't prep for superman well enough to beat him.

> inb4 dark knight rises

Prep time works fine when he's taking down a group of mobsters or something similar. Preping for cosmic threats is completely stupid.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:06:48 No.76921501 Report Delete

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>>76921490
>Preping for cosmic threats is completely stupid.

meant to say 'preping for and beating cosmic threats is stupid. He can prep all day, still gonna get his dick pushed in.

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/v/icious_/co/mbo Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:08:36 No.76921516 Report Delete

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>>76921452
Because it's the worst/laziest story telling element in all existence.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:09:54 No.76921529 Report Delete

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>>76921420
>le only superfags hate batman meme
Fuck off.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:11:28 No.76921542 Report Delete

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>>76921490
>a guy with unlimited moeny and connections/friends/super colleagues and access to super technology can't prepare against Superman

what
I know Superman is OP but come on

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:14:47 No.76921563 Report Delete

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>>76921542
Don't be stupid and try and start shit.

I'm talking about it in a 1v1, cause that's all everyone always does anyway.

I don't even know why I'm bothering. You batfags won't accept anything i say regardless.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:15:37 No.76921572 Report Delete

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>>76921529
Forgive me if your non-retort feels a bit weak when surrounded by nothing but thinly-veiled Superman vs Batman squabbling.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:15:43 No.76921574 Report Delete

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>>76921429
>Because he is more popular than their favourite character.
This

The other 2 reasons you just gave are stupid.

>>76921542
Especially when Batman is the only human with unlimited access to kryptonian tech. And All the preptime Batman has for superman involvessome kind of help from superman

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:18:23 No.76921596 Report Delete

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Because he's not an interesting superhero to read about.
>boring personality to the point where pretty much anyone in Bat-family is a better character
>best at everything so him fighting weaker enemies is boring and for stronger enemies there's also prep-time bullshit
>writers keep wanking him

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:19:32 No.76921610 Report Delete

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>>76921574
>And All the preptime Batman has for superman involvessome kind of help from superman

batfags on suicide watch

>>76921596
This. Batgirl, woman and any of the robins are more interesting than dead parents..

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:19:54 No.76921618 Report Delete

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>>76921574
>And All the preptime Batman has for superman involvessome kind of help from superman

Well, that's because (and I'm speaking only in regards to the Kryptonite ring here), it's because Superman asked Batman to have a hand in bringing him down, for the unlikely event that Superman would ever go rogue. Stands to reason that Bats would have unfettered access to Kryptonian tech if he just asked Clark to dig around and see if he can find anything that would help put the latter down.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:21:20 No.76921630 Report Delete

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>>76921383
Because casuals love Batman.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:22:05 No.76921639 Report Delete

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>>76921572
As opposed to your non-argument which ignores shit-ton of people who don't like Batman and couldn't care less about Superman, since all you pay attention to is "MUH SUPERMAN VS BATMAN SQUABBLES"
Nah fuck off and kill yourself please.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:24:07 No.76921653 Report Delete

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>this thread
Fuck it, I'm turning this stupid thread into another Goku vs Superman hijacking.

GOKU LOSES TO SUPERMAN CUZ HE'S ONLY MORTAL EVEN IN HIS NEW GOD MODE.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:25:15 No.76921668 Report Delete

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>>76921596
>I don't read comics

You should have said that.
You probably just jerk off to Grayson.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:25:59 No.76921676 Report Delete

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>>76921639
The reason I only pay attention to it is because that's all there is. Look at this thread and find me someone else even vaguely dismissive of Batman other than you disagreeing with me because you're either an ass-blasted Superman fan or just someone who hates seeing the same sentence said twice and doesn't want to think about whether or not it has truth to it.

Also calling my statements a "non-argument" just because I used the phrase "non-retort" is rather pathetic considering I made a statement not an argument whereas you attempted to make a retort but instead just resorted to throwing memes at the wall. I see you're the kind of person who can only form thoughts from the remnants of other peoples' discarded sentences.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:26:23 No.76921681 Report Delete

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>>76921618
And the K arc, where Superman and Batman get rid of the kryptonite in the planet, fight kryptonite doomsday and all of that. Batman CAN stop Superman, after all Batman is the plan Superman has, he is his best friend and the guy he trusted the most, probably since both of them were lonely freaks as kids and like to collect stuff like weird fauna, robot dinos, giant pennies, baby anti-suns, put capes on dogs, or masks on dogs.

Fuck, for all we know Superman and Batman actually had made plans together. One of the most important things about the characters is that as long as they are the good in the story they will win, even if they don't beat up their opponent, if Batman is the hero trying to stop superman, Batman will win, for fucks sake, he is trying to save his best friend.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:26:56 No.76921686 Report Delete

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>>76921383
If he wasn't popular he would be liked

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:27:50 No.76921694 Report Delete

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>>76921653
Pretty sure most of /co/ will agree supes wins. It's just the vocal minority that are gonna cause a shitstorm in the next ten minutes.

Superman turns Goku into a fine red mist.

>inb4 universe punch.

Superman did that in 2006.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:28:04 No.76921698 Report Delete

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>>76921686
He is liked, is just contrarians.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:28:19 No.76921700 Report Delete

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>>76921681
>One of the most important things about the characters is that as long as they are the good in the story they will win, even if they don't beat up their opponent, if Batman is the hero trying to stop superman, Batman will win, for fucks sake, he is trying to save his best friend.

Not always. Batman had to be saved by Alfred in Injustice, after all.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:29:53 No.76921715 Report Delete

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I hate how not having a power means batman gets to have all the powers.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:31:50 No.76921734 Report Delete

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>>76921700
Injustice is... well... only comparable with Countdown tbh. Is a trainwreck, but you can't stop watching it, also, Batman was still trying to talk with him, even after superman told him put the fucking suit. It was almost the equivalent of taking a punch from your drunk friend, but when your drunk friend can split the planet in half, it turns to be a really bad idea. I do like that, it was pretty organic and a nice twist.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:32:17 No.76921739 Report Delete

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>>76921715
Nah, not having a power means you're supposed to be humanity fuck yeah personified.

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/v/icious_/co/mbo Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:33:22 No.76921752 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>76921759 >>76921789 >>76921798 >>76921821 >>76924318

Superman doesn't lose sleep over a man dressed like a bat the scares petty criminals.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:34:07 No.76921759 Report Delete

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>>76921752
>omg so superior to humanity!

And that's why he is shit.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:35:27 No.76921776 Report Delete

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>>76921759
uwotm8?
He's just saying Martian Manhunter is fucking terrifying. He is not wrong.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:35:28 No.76921778 Report Delete

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>>76921676
>because that's all there is
No, that's because that's all you want to see. Or because you're a cancerous shitposter. In either case, die of cancer and relieve this Earth of your genes.
>just because I used the phrase "non-retort"
No, you moron. I called it a non-argument because It IS a non-argument, so you calling my response "non-retort" is hypocritical beyond belief.
>resorted to throwing memes at the wall
See, here's your hypocrisy shining again, and since you're too stupid to notice it without me no need to thank me.

You are seriously stating that anyone who hates Batman is LE SUPERFAG. You have zero ground to call anyone pathetic. Please be a troll because you being this stupid and alive only proves that we really need bioreactors to get rid of mentally challenged people.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:36:31 No.76921789 Report Delete

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>>76921752
Why should he? Batman is the Leaguer he trust the most.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:37:39 No.76921798 Report Delete

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>>76921752
>J'onn J'onzz
>Chuck Norris
>Segata Sanshiro
>Jacky Chan with a ladder and a baby

So who's the last one?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:38:27 No.76921805 Report Delete

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>>76921798
Saitama.

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/v/icious_/co/mbo Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:38:46 No.76921810 Report Delete

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>>76921759
>acting like a retard
I don't think you are pretending.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:40:46 No.76921821 Report Delete

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>>76921752
>petty criminals that are more dangerous than most of Superman's enemies

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:45:21 No.76921868 Report Delete

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>>76921668
>YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU DON'T READ COMICS
Nice meem

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:47:14 No.76921881 Report Delete

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>>76921868
>you say things that are objectively wrong and disproven by the actual comics
>you don't read comics

that's more accurate kiddo

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:53:39 No.76921934 Report Delete

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>>76921881
>objectively wrong and disproven by the actual comics
>that's what capeshiteating retards believe
All I've said is absolutely true, idiot. Batman is easily one of the most boring capeshit characters out there. The closest he was to being good was during O'Neil years.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 05:55:26 No.76921952 Report Delete

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>>76921934
>>76921881
>>76921868
>>76921668
>>76921596

Please stop. You two are the cancer that is killing /co/.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 06:39:02 No.76922322 Report Delete

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Why was this suddenly turned into a Superman vs Batman thing? I think that's the problem. At the end people think it's only about that.

I don't hate Batman, I just want him to return to the times when I liked him more. That is him being a believable super hero with no superpowers but gadgets. It's not about him being able to beat Superman. In fact he is able, because Clark gave him the means, just in case he goes Rogue.

The thing is, he is placed against some threats that are way too difficult in terms of powersets for the superpowered ones and still can be there at the same level or something like that.
He must be the brain, the strategist. He must have his own rol given his abilities, not being the fucking "I have infinite preptime and had anticipated every possible event in the universe guy". That's just lazy writing.

Also, that "I don't like this thing of Batman, I must be a Superman fag" argument, is stupid too.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 06:46:15 No.76922375 Report Delete

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>>76921383
Because Grant Morrisson ruined him.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 07:32:20 No.76922678 Report Delete

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>>76921383
i dont hate the bat
i hate the wank

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 07:33:38 No.76922687 Report Delete

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>>76921529
Supefag detected

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 07:45:01 No.76922761 Report Delete

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The people who claim Superman is boring because he is OP and then loce Batman amd claim he always wins because he is Batman are the worst.

You can't say "its cause he's human unlike Superman" if just like Superman, he wins just cause.

He might as well be an alien.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 07:53:41 No.76922811 Report Delete

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Campy Batman is cool.
Edgy Batman is literally cancer.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:01:30 No.76922874 Report Delete

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I don't hate Batman, I just hate what DC did to the characters and the setting.
While Batman, his allies and villains all had various levels of skill before, now everyone is a fucking genius-level tactician able to come up with contingency plan for a contingency plan, which itself is a contingency plan for yet another contingency plan-all in a short ammount of time, it's ridiculous. It makes it look like two kids playing with superhero toys and they go "well my hero can do this and that and he's unbeatable!!!" "Oh yeah, well my hero has ability to counter your hero's abilities!" "Oh really? Well then my hero can counter your hero too!!"

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:25:03 No.76924096 Report Delete

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>>76921383
Bats is my favorite...

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:41:08 No.76924318 Report Delete

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>>76921752
Supes has called batman the most dangerous man on earth.
(Bats then proceeds to fight 4 martians by himself.)

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:43:56 No.76924354 Report Delete

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>>76922874
Why wouldn't he be able to at this point? He's been through so much shit and been Batman for so long he should be preparing for everything. An anon broke it down one time and Batman would have plenty of time in every day to just sit around and plan stuff.
>In b4 he's only been Bats for 5 years

He's only been operating in the public for 5 years, he's been Batman for 10.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:44:42 No.76924370 Report Delete

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>>76921383
I don't hate Batman, I hate his fans.

I hate that 1/3rd of the DC titles is bat family related, that no matter who writes the book, like Lobdell on Red Hood, faggots will lap it up hungrily.

I hate that fans will fawn over a mediocre book like The Killing Joke but will have zero interest in something like 52 because it doesn't have muh Batman in it.

I hate that every year 2/3rds of the animated films released have to be a batman centric story, and the other one is Batman & The Justice League.

I hate that fans obsess over robins, even though, barring Dick to a degree, they're fucking clones in terms of look, powers and story genre. People want Robin ongoing #5 instead of any other possible DC character.

I'm glad Geoff Johns has rose to power because we need someone that isn't sucking batman's dick every 5 seconds (which in a lot of batfag's eyes is "hating batman"). Flash is such a nice break from the constant Batman that pervades all DC media.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:00:54 No.76924641 Report Delete

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>>76924370
>I'm glad Geoff Johns has rose to power because we need someone that isn't sucking batman's dick every 5 seconds (which in a lot of batfag's eyes is "hating batman"). Flash is such a nice break from the constant Batman that pervades all DC media.

I love how bathaters openly say they dislike batman, and at the same time say johns likes batman. It's always the same.
Also Johns has never writte anything as good as your average Legends of the Dark knight arc.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:08:40 No.76924805 Report Delete

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>>76924370
>I'm glad Geoff Johns has rose to power because we need someone that isn't sucking batman's dick every 5 seconds (which in a lot of batfag's eyes is "hating batman"). Flash is such a nice break from the constant Batman that pervades all DC media.

This is the best meme. Acting as if DC tried to push only Batman in all these years.

I guess you are just one of those faggots that jumped here when they saw LE IT WAS ME BARRY meme show

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:09:37 No.76924822 Report Delete

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>>76921383
Because he's a butthole.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:13:27 No.76924897 Report Delete

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>>76921394
You know /co/, not everything is the casual boogeyman.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:20:40 No.76925047 Report Delete

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Same reason pol hates black people

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:49:28 No.76925564 Report Delete

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>>76924641
>>76924805
Holy shit, so much autism.

You literally addressed zero of my points.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:50:51 No.76925585 Report Delete

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>>76925564
They are mocking you, Johnsfags are all the same, i bet you didn't like Sandman.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:57:41 No.76926958 Report Delete

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>>76921653
Supes beats Goku, no contest everytime
>muh universe shattering punches

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:59:16 No.76926995 Report Delete

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>>76921798
OPM. That guy would push anyone's shit in

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 13:00:38 No.76927030 Report Delete

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>>76921542
>>76921574
Then why has it never actually worked?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 13:06:19 No.76927154 Report Delete

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>>76921383

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 13:17:54 No.76927417 Report Delete

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>>76922678
That image is too real.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:27:25 No.76930754 Report Delete

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>>76921542
If fucking Lex can't beat Superman with all of those things, what makes you think Batman can do better?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:27:49 No.76932388 Report Delete

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>>76924318
>Supes has called batman the most dangerous man on earth.
That would technically be true but then Supes is far more powerful than any man, not to mention the universe is a much bigger place than Earth.

>>76924370
This exactly.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:13:57 No.76933528 Report Delete

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>>76921759
I honestly don't know if you're talking about J'onn or Supes.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:23:19 No.76933742 Report Delete

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>>76933528
I am talking about Superman the guy that acts all friendly and human while considering humans inferior.

J'onn is actually humble and knows suffering and doesn't have an entire city suck his cock.

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