>>76936783Man, this reminds me, when the fuck is Bug Pond going to update? I miss the adorable insect highjinks.
>>76975728>>76976327Old creepy man-/d/eviant here.
I've been having anal sex of a fairly extreme variety for approximately a decade or so after my divorce and subsequent mid-life crisis. I'm talking decent sized men, weird horse toys, being pegged with weird horse toys by women who look like men, and fisting. I'm not trying to go full 'German eunuch who is trying to shove a gallon milk jug into his stomach via his anus,' but well outside the norm okay?
My geezer ass is fine. No leakage, regular daily single bowel movements. Meanwhile, my sister who had two kids hasn't had a good shit since the early 1990's, and my super overweight brother is also in constant pain.
I'm not saying that you can't fuck your ass up, you can, but if you're using flexible toys (intended for shoving into orifices, not fallen tree branches), adequate lubricant, and staying off drugs/alcohol while doing weird shit with your body, most people are fine.
And as long as I'm running my mouth, take care of yourself you young fucks! Exercise a bit and eat some goddamn vegetables, hope your genetics aren't fucked and maybe your body won't betray you completely before you're 60. Except for your goddamn knees.
