>>76941526Last month, I visited a friend out west for her wedding. Every single one of her amorphous blob friends were roughly the sizes of houses, owned four cats minimum each, hadn't cleaned a room in years, and thought Steven Universe was the greatest thing in the fucking world. When one of them unironically tried to convince me that the the hermaphrodite character that's formed from the fat Jew and the Tumblr brown girl is the hottest thing ever and is the pinnacle of sexy, I just walked out of the room. It was too much.
Honestly, I really liked the first season of the show. It was cute, innocent, and fun. Now it can't go five seconds without being IT'S A METAPHOR FOR GAY ROMANCE YOU GUYS WE'RE ALL HAVING SEXING WITH OTHER WOMEN TEH BEEEESSSST.
