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Hey you *inserts grumpy ad hominem*,

Just wanted to inform you to read my new totally original comic book IP that's coming out right about now.

*takes a sip of Red Bull™*

In it I replace character development with cardboard cutouts regurgitating layman's understanding of theoretical science I acquired from online blogs.

*thumbs through damaged who- suicide girls™ address book*

And now I inform you I will be going off twitter for a while. Never mind me, just a grumpy old man not wanting attention. I will be offline because I'm old and grumpy. For a while. Well, going off.

*takes a 60 degree low quality selfie with iPhone 6S*