>>77007992Alright let's see...
Super Cow, if I remember, didn't actually have powers. She was just Cow, pretending to be a hero. So, all the might of a bipedal cow, with the slightly altered mentality of an elementary school girl. Really Really Big Man is a flying brick.
Powdered Toast Man is also a flying brick, with otherwise poorly defined powers of powdered toast.
Major Glory is a flying brick, but is weak shit who constantly gets his ass kicked in his universe.
I don't know the middle one.
Mermaid-Man wouldn't be bad, since about half these characters could survive the bottom of the sea, but neither could you. I'd almost say it balances it since he can give you super powers via his old friends' outfits, but being out of his element and senile works against him.
Quail Man is shit. Flight, combat precog and a mind whammy won't help when a flying brick drops a building on you.
Darkwing Duck also fails to pull his weight here.
Crimson Chin is a flying brick with Golden Age Superman bullshit powers backing him up, so him I guess.
