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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:41:21 No.77032549 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77033033 >>77033137 >>77033443 >>77033667 >>77034155

Against all odds, Wonder Woman starts dating you.

How does the DC world react to this improbable pairing? Given what it entails, I don't think we have to worry about the readers, just the actual characters in the DC setting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:00:08 No.77033033 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77033110

>>77032549
DCU 4chan users will be furious at me for cucking Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:03:14 No.77033110 Report Delete

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>>77033033
Are they even still dating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:04:24 No.77033137 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77033394

>>77032549
There would be an equal amount of outrage and support over Wonder Woman dating a black guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:14:15 No.77033394 Report Delete

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>>77033137
It's been done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:16:25 No.77033443 Report Delete

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>>77032549

I'll be dead in less than 5 issues, so sex as much as possible before that happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:25:22 No.77033667 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77034418

>>77032549

First off, is it me, as of me right now? Or like some hero version of me that I get to choose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:45:25 No.77034155 Report Delete

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>>77032549
I'm brought in for a change of pace and some sex and slowly phased out or killed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:57:31 No.77034418 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77034583

>>77033667
You as of right now.

That's why it's surprising.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:04:54 No.77034583 Report Delete

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>>77034418

Damn it. I was hoping I'd get to actually have powers. Well in that case, she is dating an Iranian guy. I don't know how DCU acts, but me personally, I am flipping out. Wonder Woman is my girlfriend. I have a girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:05:53 No.77034601 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77034757

A confused weekend of notable faces asking, "Who?" and myself feeling insecure and unsure the merest instant after the fact.

Her letting me know she's Wonder Woman would just make it happen faster. It would, of course, end quickly without me ever managing to get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:12:55 No.77034753 Report Delete

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>Wonder Woman gives me blow job
>Rips off my dick
>I die
The end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:13:03 No.77034757 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77034828

>>77034601
We're assuming she's the one that wants you [because let's be real, if Wonder Woman doesn't want to date you there is very little you can do to convince her otherwise].

That being said, she'd probably be the one making the moves or would be straight up saying yes to any suggestion of sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:16:24 No.77034828 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77034863

>>77034757

So you are saying, I'd actually get intimate with her? Not her going out to eat and then saying something about power, responsibility, and this not working out? Iranian guy here, not the guy you are replying to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:18:35 No.77034863 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77034906

>>77034828
I'm saying sex would be more likely than you think with the current WW incarnation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:20:46 No.77034906 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77034930

>>77034863

Well shit, that makes me even happier. Let me ask you then, what would DCU think of our pairing? I don't know much about DCU let alone the current situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:21:18 No.77034916 Report Delete

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If we're talking about an actual relationship attempt with fucking Wonder Woman, then, no, I'd fuck it up. The story is it would be over quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:21:52 No.77034930 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77034993

>>77034906
I think the point of the thread was to see what you imagine it would be like, Iranianon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:22:04 No.77034935 Report Delete

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Hmmm...I'm trapped in a relationship with a woman whose likely taller then me, older by a few millennia, and could break me like a twig without even trying.

This sounds awesome. If we get along I have no problems with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:23:10 No.77034956 Report Delete

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>ITT anons talk about how they want to be dominated by WW or how they would be too intimidated and fuck up the relationship somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:25:56 No.77034993 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77035071

>>77034930

Ok fair enough. Well first off, I imagine her sisters would tease the shit outa me. I'm not tall. I'm not a fighter or anything. I don't know MMA or boxing or anything. I'd be willing to give some of their stuff a try nonetheless. Go workout with them. Superman, I don't know how he currently is, but if he is still a good guy, then hopefully I'm safe in the regard. Maybe Batman gives me a stern talking to about not fucking it up, saying either way, she'll beat the shit out of me, or he will. Go chill with Flash for a bit. I don't think he'd care all too much about the situation. I don't think the relationship would be public, so I wouldn't worry about their reactions anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:29:13 No.77035054 Report Delete

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I'm a bit racial man that can pass for an malny muscular Jimmy Olson with a red beard and brown hair.
I wouldn't wear a rubber and still be called a hero

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:29:59 No.77035071 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77035105

>>77034993
>tfw it's the gung-ho full WARMAZON feminist WW who says that she won't hide your love from anyone
>tfw you end up being part of her tragic backstory or casualty when the next big event happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:31:44 No.77035105 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77035174

>>77035071

Would she really just go all public? The reason why I thought it wouldn't be was out of fear that I might actually get targeted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:35:14 No.77035174 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77035203

>>77035105
Depends on the Wonder Woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:36:19 No.77035191 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77035225

I don't trust women attracted to me. That's a red flag right there.

If she's a tall, strikingly beautiful woman showing interest in me, I can't honestly say I wouldn't flee the room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:37:08 No.77035203 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77035291

>>77035174

I guess take the new one, since OP mentioned the new Wonder Woman was more sexually active. So would that WW go public?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:38:20 No.77035225 Report Delete

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>>77035191
>tfw too robot to date wonder woman
>tfw she lassos you like a rodeo calf when you try to run away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:41:45 No.77035291 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77035347

>>77035203
Depends on you, but I don't think she'd take too many other precautions to keep it secret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:45:01 No.77035347 Report Delete

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>>77035291

I'd really prefer not to die, but given what the other anons said, this Iranian would go boom eventually. I'd probably die a couple of issues later in some event, add some emotion to her story. Or maybe I get super powers. I don't know.

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