>>77052261We're trying to tell you something.
"Anon", you're time-officer C-506Δ28NΣΘ. You've been in a coma for what you would currently identify as 9 months (Our data indicates you no longer recall the true structure of spacetime). You need to wake up, you're in purgatory (or more accurately, level 3 of post-death) but the truth is things don't look good for you and you may end up in hell (level 5).
We inadvertently sent you back in time to the early days of the reconstruction after the downfall. Fortunately we were able to recover you in the early stages of post-death, hence the coma you are currently trapped in.
Needless to say further interference with space-time by adding additional details (You're simultaneously in the past, in the present and in a coma. The operation of post-death is highly complex.) as to the fall of this time and the reconstruction period would not be prudent for the maintenance of regional spatial integrity in accordance with operation directive α1ω66.
All you have to do is open the door and wake up. We need you for our upcoming operation. It is of crucial importance that you wake up, for all of our sakes including your own. While you were out, we managed to recover someone from level 5 post-death and suffice to say the results were not pretty nor was the damage to their bodies repairable. It's not too late for you to leave level 3, just wake up.
