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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:25:31 No.77055881 View Reply Report Delete

ITT: weird cartoon cliches that never made any sense to you.

>character is watching TV
>suddenly it cuts to a news broadcast
>"we interrupt this program for an important news bulletin!"

Has that ever happened in real life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:27:05 No.77055931 Report Delete

>>77055881
Yes, but it's never fir the mundane shit in cartoons. It's for life threatening catastrophies and 9/11 tier disasters

Source: I remember 9/11 interrupting Dragon Ball Z.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:28:36 No.77055971 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77056050 >>77057045 >>77059356 >>77076323

>characters are watching the news

>doodoot doot doodoodoot doot doodoodoot doot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:29:08 No.77055990 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064343 >>77078546 >>77086484 >>77087204

>>77055931
>I remember 9/11 interrupting Dragon Ball Z.
Thanks, Osama!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:30:57 No.77056050 Report Delete

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>>77055971
You mean like morse code? Cause that was a thing too, was an intro sound to urgent news stories. Damn, you 12?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:35:31 No.77056210 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77056364 >>77058668 >>77060300 >>77063463 >>77090103

>tough chick falls madly in love with a sensitive guy
When the fuck does this ever happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:35:31 No.77056211 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77056303 >>77064693 >>77066773

>>77056050
Can you show me an actual news report that used that "doodoot doot doodoot doot" music?

I'm unconvinced that this has ever existed outside of cartoons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:38:23 No.77056303 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77058240

>>77056211
On my country they use it all the time when they have a "emergency report". It it used so much that everyone knows that when you hear it means someone died or some shit happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:40:14 No.77056364 Report Delete

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>>77056210
me with ur mom for starters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:40:16 No.77056368 Report Delete

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>>77055931
Its happens plenty of times for weather-related things or local stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:40:43 No.77056383 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77056500 >>77059044 >>77059146

99% of all cartoon confusion is caused by americans inserting their bullshit into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:44:30 No.77056500 Report Delete

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>>77056383
we make the toons we get to put our culture into it bucko

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:44:56 No.77056515 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77057631 >>77066869

>Keeping and entire cooked turkey/chicken in the fridge
>It's just out in the open with covering
>It hasn't even been touched
Who the fuck has ever done this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:49:28 No.77056665 Report Delete

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>character is the brain of the group
>has extensive knowledge of all sciences, philosophers and trivial pursuit answers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:55:47 No.77056877 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77057982 >>77060348

>in English, please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:00:44 No.77057045 Report Delete

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>>77055971
From what show was this screenshot taken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:00:44 No.77057046 Report Delete

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>>77055881
Oh you poor child. During the '90s you couldn't count on anything being on the air, because it would be preempted to show OJ Simpson trying on the glove again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:06:25 No.77057235 Report Delete

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>bully is an overweight goon who wears rags to school

Man, if I had a dollar for every well off manlet that tried to sucker punch me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:09:50 No.77057339 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77061105 >>77074709

>>77057045
Legend of Lucky Pie

a.k.a. Chinese Adventure Time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:19:06 No.77057590 Report Delete

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>>77056364
aww, you are sensitive, anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:20:33 No.77057631 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77059145 >>77060422 >>77061468

>>77056515
>characters gets groceries
>it's a brown paper bag with celery, baguette and tin cans sticking out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:28:57 No.77057831 Report Delete

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>>77055881
This happenedmore often back when there were only 3 tv chanels

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:33:44 No.77057982 Report Delete

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>>77056877
>they repeat the phrase in an english accent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:40:15 No.77058121 Report Delete

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>>77055931

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:40:23 No.77058122 Report Delete

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>>77055881
I remember one time, I was watching Dinosaurs with my family and some family friends who were over, and it was interrupted for a tornado warning bulletin.

All I remember after that was being in the basement in a couch fort, and wondering when the show was going to come back on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:40:42 No.77058132 Report Delete

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>>77058121
how long ago was this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:44:44 No.77058240 Report Delete

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>>77056303
Brazil?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:49:40 No.77058349 Report Delete

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>>77057590
n-no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:50:44 No.77058376 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77058491 >>77059085 >>77062287

>character is walking with huge bag of money
>money constantly falling out of the bag onto the floor
>no one picks it up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:55:35 No.77058491 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77058825 >>77058940

>>77058376
>Banks keep money in bags with big dollar signs on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:56:14 No.77058507 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77097731

>>77058121
not funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:57:30 No.77058531 Report Delete

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>>77055931
>Source: I remember 9/11 interrupting Dragon Ball Z.
>interrupting Dragon Ball Z
Christ, how horrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:58:58 No.77058575 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77059146 >>77060024

>>77055881
>>77055931
I remember the Columbia shuttle disaster coming out of nowhere cutting into Saturday morning cartoons back when it happened.

They didn't even say what was happening. They just showed the fireball crashing and didn't say what was going on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:00:57 No.77058647 Report Delete

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>>77055881
That's actually like one of the funniest moments in the old Pac-Man cartoon
>We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special news bulletin!
>"Hey, we weren't listening to no broadcast!"
>Well then I'm interrupting you, so shut up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:01:41 No.77058668 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77058709 >>77058715 >>77058903 >>77061658 >>77063463 >>77068710

>>77056210
Me, with my Double D-tier fiance. Grills dig sensitive guys.

>inb4 sensitive = beta

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:02:51 No.77058709 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77079379

>>77058668
You're not tough tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:03:07 No.77058715 Report Delete

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>>77058668
Sensitive= Gamma

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:04:54 No.77058811 Report Delete

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>>77055931
>9/11 interrupting Dragon Ball Z.
Jesus christ.
Terrorists win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:05:09 No.77058825 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77058940 >>77060332 >>77072280

>>77058491
>They keep said money bags in unorganized piles in giant, unhidden, easy to break in vaults.
No wonder the economy is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:05:10 No.77058826 Report Delete

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>>77056364
Okay, I laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:07:03 No.77058903 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77079092

>>77058668
Well you're the alpha, so he has to be the beta if he's weaker than you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:07:37 No.77058934 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77059049 >>77061802

>None of these super villains existed before YOU showed up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:07:47 No.77058940 Report Delete

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>>77058491
>>77058825
>gold bars are thrown in along with the money bags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:09:55 No.77059040 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77059542 >>77060010 >>77064743 >>77097476

>>77055931
I was so pissy that everything was co-opted.
All I wanted to do was watch Saturday Night Live all day.

>Kids hate Gym Class
>Especially when its shit like Dodge Ball or Obstacle Courses
Only part of Gym Class I hated was the Presidential Fitness test and that's because I was a tub of lard who couldn't do the Mile in a reasonable time so I'd always get super embarrassed when everyone beats me.
Everything else in Gym Class was usually tops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:09:59 No.77059044 Report Delete

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>>77056383
>when americans call moving children's pictures "Cartoons"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:10:02 No.77059049 Report Delete

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>>77058934
That's what I liked about the PPG movie.
They established that most of the villains existed before the girls were created.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:10:40 No.77059085 Report Delete

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>>77058376
>no cartoon ever knows how to properly enclose money in bags, suitcases, pockets, etc
>Money loss due to transport is a law of physics, just like entropy and power loss in energy transmition

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:11:16 No.77059102 Report Delete

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>>77055881
We had car chases and OJ simpson in the 90s in SoCal. That guilty as hell nigger cost me BTAS all the fucking time for almost two years. We also had car chases up through the late 90s until one guy blew his brains out live on TV, they cut back a lot on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:12:26 No.77059145 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77059199 >>77059624

>>77057631
somebody in another thread pointed out that's probably so people will actually pay attention to the main action happening on screen instead of wondering WHAT'S IN THE BAG THO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:12:27 No.77059146 Report Delete

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>>77056383
But even then the culture is so antiquated and far removed or a complete fucking fabrication.
>>77058575
That sounds horrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:13:34 No.77059199 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77059426

>>77059145
BUT WHAT IF ITS A FUNNY JOKE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:17:30 No.77059353 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77059550 >>77059682 >>77061572 >>77061749 >>77063375 >>77067115 >>77068269 >>77090158

>>77055881
>kids hating vegetables
>parents serving them up with nothing on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:17:33 No.77059356 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77059894 >>77059920 >>77060179 >>77060471 >>77067623

>>77055881
>>77055971
>noodle arms
I will still never understand why people subject themselves to this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:19:33 No.77059426 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063873

>>77059199
>Character walking out of grocery store
>Carrying a brown with what appears to be a dead possum, a human hand, and a small nuclear missile

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:20:47 No.77059482 Report Delete

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>>77058121
...what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:21:13 No.77059516 Report Delete

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>he's only a _______
>well that ________ just did this!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:21:52 No.77059542 Report Delete

>>77059040
>Kids hate dodgeball
Fucking this. Dodgeball was literally the best thing you could do in PE; not to mention that they portray dodgeball as being brutal as fuck and resulting in everybody getting injured. Even if the person throwing the ball is strong as hell, the only way you could really get hurt by a rubber ball is if you get hit in the face or in the crotch, both of which would generally get you in trouble for aiming for, or at the very least get you pulled out of the game.

Also, the whole climbing-rope thing. I mean, that seems really fucking dangerous considering how high up gymnasiums generally are. Has anyone ever had a PE class where you needed to climb a rope?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:22:03 No.77059550 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77066961 >>77067115 >>77073922 >>77074023

>>77059353
I honestly used to hate broccoli when I was a kid.
But I late found out I just hated the shitty broccoli my parents gave me.
When I finally tried REAL broccoli I was in for a surprise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:23:34 No.77059624 Report Delete

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>>77059145
Why that is true, that's after all the point of props, it has come to a point where it distracts me even more than if it were something more specific to the situation/characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:23:35 No.77059625 Report Delete

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>>77059542
>Has anyone ever had a PE class where you needed to climb a rope?
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:24:18 No.77059662 Report Delete

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>>77059542
We didn't even use rubber balls, we had foam.

I had a class WITH a rope but we never had to actually climb it for class, I only used it once and that was for an extracurricular sport.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:24:18 No.77059663 Report Delete

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>Ohhhhh NO!
>NO! NO!
>There is absolutely...
>...positively....
>...No way...
>I will ever...
>...EVER

Cut to them doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:24:53 No.77059682 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060369 >>77095089

>>77059353
Fuck this. Like, if your kid obviously doesn't like a vegetable, why keep serving it to them in the exact same way? And then they get mad at their kid when they don't even attempt to make the food appealing at all. Not to mention that broccoli isn't the only fucking green vegetable.

Also, this is a really obvious one that gets said every thread, but when there's a solution to a problem and some stupid random factor stops it from working and they don't even try it a second time, or they don't try altering the plan slightly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:25:59 No.77059722 Report Delete

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>>77059542
>Has anyone ever had a PE class where you needed to climb a rope?

That was included every other week in my elementary school days. All we had to land on were inch-thick mats. As far as I know, nobody ever fell though. If they did they were to pussy to climb higher than five feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:27:13 No.77059773 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064264 >>77064345

When the gang is watching a movie or play or whatever, and the actors all sound as fake as possible.

Being a theatre and movie buff, it drives me up the wall seeing that shit in cartoons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:29:56 No.77059894 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069093

>>77059356
The Chinese love noodles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:30:25 No.77059920 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059356
not everyone is an autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:32:29 No.77060010 Report Delete

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>>77059040
>Presidential Fitness test
fuck that hard, I wish I had dodgeball as a kid, best we had was capture the flag, that was fun as fuck as apposed to "hey, circumvent the gym 10 times"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:33:01 No.77060024 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060081

>>77058575

They should do that more often. Just cut to random dead bodies or burning buildings and then back with no explanation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:33:36 No.77060051 Report Delete

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>People watch TVs and drive cars from the 80's

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:34:23 No.77060081 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069165

>>77060024
That's pretty much what they do on Aljazeers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:35:41 No.77060142 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060216 >>77060238 >>77060266 >>77060339 >>77060367 >>77074936

>cartoon bombs

Are there any actual explosives with this shape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:36:51 No.77060179 Report Delete

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>>77059356
>I hate thing
>I don't know why people like thing

Thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:37:26 No.77060206 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060302 >>77060342 >>77060844

>>77055881
>Being born after 9/11
You must be 18 or older to post here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:37:41 No.77060216 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060238

>>77060142
I mean, probably
do explosives have to be a specific shape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:38:22 No.77060238 Report Delete

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>>77060142
>>77060216
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_bomb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:39:20 No.77060266 Report Delete

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>>77060142
Weren't they based on old cannonballs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:40:14 No.77060300 Report Delete

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>>77056364
>>77056210
REKT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:40:17 No.77060302 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060977

>>77060206
I was 6 when 9/11 happened. I don't know how people my age can remember it happening but I don't remember really anything before I was at least 7.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:40:59 No.77060332 Report Delete

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>>77058825
>The vault ALSO has a giant dollar sign on it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:41:12 No.77060339 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060386

>>77060142
Yes. Centuries old, probably up through the late 1800s, maybe even early 1900s. Hollow ball, gunpowder, and light fuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:41:19 No.77060342 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060399

>>77060206
Current 18-year-olds would've been 4 during 9/11.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:41:28 No.77060348 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063600

>>77056877
Not a cartoon, but still a shining example of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K07XQ7l369w&t=4m30s

I don't think embeded videos skip to specific points. If it plays from the beginning, just skip to 4:30.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:42:06 No.77060367 Report Delete

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>>77060142
>Are there any actual explosives with this shape?

I think there used to be, back in 1600's or some shit. It was literally an iron ball filled with gunpowder, and the shrapnel would do what shrapnel does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:42:08 No.77060369 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060410

>>77059682
Didn't victory come in that episode of PPG because some cheese was introduced?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:42:47 No.77060386 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060549

>>77060339
>just stick a fuse on a cannonball

it all makes sense now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:43:13 No.77060399 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060439 >>77060473 >>77067678

>>77060342

4-year-olds should be old enough to remember 9/11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:43:26 No.77060410 Report Delete

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>>77060369
I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

Ranch is infinitely better though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:43:50 No.77060422 Report Delete

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>>77057631
>Low on food
>The face that the kitchen is low on food is brought up as a joke/plot device/some shit that leads one to believe it matters
>Character leaves to go "stock up on groceries"
>Character comes back later in episode
>Has a gallon of milk and a single brown bag with a loaf of bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:44:19 No.77060439 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060703 >>77061204 >>77072052

>>77060399
How much of your 4-year-old life do you remember?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:45:20 No.77060471 Report Delete

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>>77059356
Edd ed n Eddy is good tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:45:21 No.77060473 Report Delete

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>>77060399
>4-year-olds should
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:46:14 No.77060499 Report Delete

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>>77055881
When I was little I remember staying up to see Michael Jordan on Saturday Night Live. They interrupted the show for when Princess Diana died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:47:07 No.77060545 Report Delete

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>>77059542
Yes. I live in Oregon, was born in the 90's. Our gym had a huge rope climbing thing that stretched up to the ceiling. What they did to "mitigate damage to children" was to put a HUGE cushy thing that softened the fall if you were stupid enough to let go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:47:17 No.77060549 Report Delete

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>>77060386
Also most cannonballs were solid. They didn't explode like in the movie, it was pretty much throwing superfast bowling balls at shit. They would smash, bounce, smash, bounce until they ran out of energy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:47:59 No.77060576 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77060796 >>77070149

>>77055931
Goku: "And this.... is to go even FURTHER BEYOND!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-"
*kzzzrt*
Newsanchor: "The World Trade Center is gone!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:51:20 No.77060703 Report Delete

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>>77060439
Not the Anon you replied to, but I was around that age at that time
I remember:
>1. Dragon Ball Z
>2. A really weird dream
>3. 9/11

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:53:19 No.77060770 Report Delete

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>>77055931
For me it interrupted Garfield and Friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:54:31 No.77060796 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063211

>>77060576
Was that the specific scene and episode playing at the time?
I remember that when Goku was showing off his newest hairstyle, he fucked up the planet with a bunch of storms and tsunamis and shit because "the physical realm can't handle the power of a Super Saiyan 3" or something like that.

Well shit, now I can't stop thinking about Goku's Kamehameha missing someone, going past the horizon where we can't see where it hit, and then cutting to buildings on fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:55:51 No.77060844 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77061059 >>77064113

>>77060206
>Not being glued to a television when 9/11 happened

Was in school anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:00:30 No.77060977 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77061095 >>77061258 >>77066152

>>77060302
What? You start remembering by the age of 3. Is your memory that bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:03:47 No.77061059 Report Delete

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>>77060844
That's not an excuse, anon.

We fucking dropped everything to watch 9/11

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:05:27 No.77061095 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77061410 >>77063941 >>77074977

>>77060977
I guess so. I mean I remember...things that happened. Not 9/11. Or where I was on 9/11. I don't even think I knew about it until the next year when I was wondering what holiday we were celebrating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:05:50 No.77061105 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77061222

>>77057339
Any good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:09:58 No.77061204 Report Delete

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>>77060439
Watching a lot of Nick Jr. and being afraid of the older kids in my carpool.

What I don't remember: the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:10:51 No.77061222 Report Delete

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>>77061105
Better than current-AT. But that's not saying much.

There's only 2 episodes out IIRC. They're both on youtube with English subs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:12:21 No.77061258 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77097654

>>77060977
Some people's memories of childhood are fuzzier than others, mine are. At least I hope to god that's a thing and that I didn't go through a traumatic experience I don't know about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:17:30 No.77061410 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061095
earliest memory I have about it was seeing a picture of new york before the attack and someone pointed out the twin towers aren't there anymore and I thought to myself "how do you move 2 skyscrapers out of a city?" but those tasteless montages of people falling to their death every year made sure that I'd never forget something I don't actually remember

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:19:57 No.77061468 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77061504

>>77057631
>Person holding bag trips/bumps into someone/thing
>Said can trips someone else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:21:10 No.77061504 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061468
>Everyone who tripped in the chain reaction glares at character holding bag
>Even if the original tripping was totally not their fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:22:56 No.77061572 Report Delete

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>>77059353
This. I didn't hate ALL vegetables, but they're always either raw or boiled, which pisses me off.

I always saute my veggies in olive oil, and they taste so much better. Use them for burgers and grilled chicken sandwiches, mmm-mm!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:26:08 No.77061658 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77079092

>>77058668
>posting on /co/
>tough
>girl
>in a relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:29:43 No.77061749 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77067334

>>77059353
Broccoli is gross no matter what you do with it. Mix it in with anything and it taints the whole dish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:30:00 No.77061760 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062296

>>77055881
>Villain owns everyone with great plan
>MC/newguy pulls victory out of its ass
>Villain never tries plan again with new knowledge to possibly win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:30:03 No.77061762 Report Delete

Quoted By:

I remember being really bored around that period because they showed the same towers every time I wanted to watch cartoons and I thought they were running out of content.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:31:34 No.77061802 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77058934
That always threw me off i shows, like no major event happens until the main character is involved, and he's the only one that can stop it. No one else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:33:10 No.77061843 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062296 >>77065022

>>77055881
>Elemental powers randomly assigned
>Said powers match personalities to a T
i.e Fire aggression, wind hippy

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4 Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:35:07 No.77061889 Report Delete

>>77059542

>Apple for the teacher (SERIOUSLY, WHEN WAS THAT A THING, 1860?)
>Clapping chalk erasers as punishment
>Swirly
>Flushey
>Wedgie
>Romeo and Juliet plays
>Rope-climbing
>Mystery meat
>Mandatory gym showers
>Every high school student looks like a twenty-something instead of teenagers
>"Popular kids"
>FOOOOODFIIIIGHT!!!!

These things never happened to me. I'm completely convinced that these stereotypes are from the 60's-70's when the writers went to school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:37:46 No.77061960 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059542
No, we had to climb a pole.
In retrospective that sounds very concerning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:39:06 No.77061993 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062040 >>77062123 >>77069070

>>77061889
Your school never had Romeo and Juliet? Actually I can't remember if we had that one specifically but we had a very active drama department that put on plays like twice or three times a year

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:39:35 No.77062010 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062123

>>77061889
Gym showers do exist though, maybe you went to a poorfag school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:40:37 No.77062031 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062185

>>77055881
>Side character is sent on a wild search via fetch quest
>Ends up going across the globe, turning up at random countries and regions like igloos, china, Antarctica, Australia, ect
>Always pops up upside down as if they've burrowed through the earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:41:03 No.77062040 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062129

>>77061993
At my school we even watched Romeo + Juliet, that modern adaptation from the 90's where they called their guns swords.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:42:15 No.77062073 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062123 >>77067739

>>77061889
You forgot
>HEY, DORK! Give me your lunch money, unless you want a knuckle sandwich!

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4 Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:44:08 No.77062123 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062480 >>77067739

>>77061993
We did, or we used to. When my Freshman English class did it, it was one of those things where students just read lines out of the books in the classroom. Specifically, I'm talking about the kissing scene, usually where the love of your life is Juliet, the bully/doofy handsome jock is Romeo and you're a tree or something.

>>77062010
We had showers, but no one ever used them after gym class.

>>77062073
Prepaid lunch, bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:44:25 No.77062129 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062040
in my junior (i think) English class we read Othello out loud, then watched an accurate movie of it, and then we watched "O", which is basically Romeo + Juliet but for Othello and also set in high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:46:13 No.77062185 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062338

>>77062031
I think you're kinda beating a dead horse at that point, don't you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:46:21 No.77062188 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062331 >>77062375 >>77062608 >>77097265

>>77061889
>Elementary schoolers getting graded on art based on skill and not completion
>popular kids are all assholes
>jocks are all assholes
>smart kids get bullied
>only nerdy/weird kids wear glasses or braces
>popular kids wear varsity jackets
>elaborate plays, science fairs, and musicals put on by 5 year olds
The lunch ladies are on the nose though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:47:36 No.77062221 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062308

>>77059542
Does anyone wonder what cartoon schools will look like tomorrow in futureville when our current generation of kids grows up to be animators?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:48:29 No.77062243 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062401 >>77063770

>schools still use blackboards instead of whiteboards master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:50:27 No.77062287 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062328

>>77058376
Anyone have the comic of Bruce and Tony throwing money at each other?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:51:00 No.77062296 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061760
PPG did this once with Mojo Jojo redoing an old plan of his with every exact step redone up until the point where he messed up. The girls just shrugged and beat him up anyway, sidestepping whatever minor adjustments he made. Up until that point you would've thought it was the exact same episode too scene for scene, which was what made it so funny.

>>77061843
>Electricity powers
The black guy.
>Speed powers
To the cocky guy
>Mind powers/telepathy
To the brainy nerd
>Brawn/Strength powers
To the natural jock
>Generic kinda superhuman powers ill defined
Always go to the token chick in the group.

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4 Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:51:29 No.77062308 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062390 >>77062452

>>77062221
Don't remind me.

Cartoons when we were kids;
>MC's parents have flashback to youth
>Woodstock, psychadelic imagery, disco, afros, etc.

Cartoons now;
>MC's parents have flashback to youth
>it's all either 80's or 90's imagery and music

Time is my greatest enemy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:52:04 No.77062328 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062287
took me like 10 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:52:08 No.77062331 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062608

>>77061889
>>77062188
>Teacher tells kids it's report card day
>Class collectively groans (except stereotypical nerd character, of course)
>Report cards are a list of giant letters with unintelligible squiggly lines written next to them
>Nerd gets straight A+'s (unless this is a "nerd got a B and is loosing their shit over it" episode)
>Everyone else gets straight D's, straight F's, or a mixture of D's and F's.
>One character claims that their parent are going to kill them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:52:18 No.77062338 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062425

>>77062185
I've still seen it in cartoons like Gumball and Pet Shop. It's not as common but it's an old trope that I never really got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:53:48 No.77062375 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063475 >>77065342

>>77062188
At Prep schools, Most of these are true.
At public one not so much since they've got hugbox protection for everyone now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:54:21 No.77062390 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062308
>simpsons keeps changing the flashbacks as time goes on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:54:52 No.77062401 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062243
Fuck you and the horse you road in, not every school can be so rich that they can afford shiny whiteboards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:55:40 No.77062425 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062338
They traveled the world in 80 seconds, I think their mode of transportation is a moot point.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:57:09 No.77062452 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77077217

>>77062308
>When we were young, Garfield, Disco Charlie Brown specials and 80's montages were all nostalgic use
>In the future Hey Arnold,Disney Channel Stars, Adventure Time and terrible pop music will be nostalgic to todays kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:57:37 No.77062468 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77065597

>>77055931
Fuck you 9/11 I wanted to watch Cheez TV

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:57:54 No.77062480 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062123
Were you poor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:02:58 No.77062608 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062700 >>77062728 >>77063059 >>77063416 >>77097476

>>77062188
>>77062331
>computer labs use those old Apple computers from the 90s
>teachers give out tests on things that they didn't teach the kids
>coach is out of shape, never stops talking about his shitty life
>Halloween episode has something to do with the boiler room

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:02:59 No.77062611 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062823 >>77074838 >>77093157

>>77055881
>Characters go in the past and make it so America loses the Revolutionary war
>When they return everything is EXACTLY the same except it's stereotypically heavily British, but only kind of British americans interpret that existed in the 1700-1800th century
>Everyone alive before still exists, they're just British now, as if history has gone exactly the same way with the UK taking the place of the States
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:06:14 No.77062700 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062958 >>77066198 >>77082821

>>77062608
>>coach is out of shape, never stops talking about his shitty life
Can we blog about our weird real life experiences that we wish were tropes?
>Be me in Elementary school
>Our gym teacher was weird as fuck
>Tan skinned supersexy twink who was clearly gay
>Made us all dance to In Sync and Boybands, do laps and sports to 80's music
>Practically lisped everything he said and used sweetsy faux swears like "Son of a bird" or "Shut the foot up", overly enthusiastic about everything he taught even if it was just laps
>Looked like he walked out of the cast of Jersey shore to teach 4h graders
I wish cartoons had more overly flamboyant gay teachers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:07:16 No.77062728 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062790 >>77063057 >>77063059 >>77063162

>>77062608
>Halloween episode
>Bully/main character/main character's athletic friend/some overly masculine tough guy character, claims that they are going trick or treating at every house in town
>"Even...
>OLD MAN SPOOKY WITCH'S HAUNTED HOUSE ON THE HILL NEXT TO THE CEMETERY NEXT TO THE FOREST NEXT TO THE CAVE?!"
>Tough guy: "Uh...y-yeah, of c-c-course."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:09:21 No.77062790 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062882

>>77062728
>spooky old man is super generous in candy giving

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:09:35 No.77062797 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062837

>>77061889
>>Apple for the teacher (SERIOUSLY, WHEN WAS THAT A THING, 1860?)

I did this for my kindergarten teacher all the time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:10:16 No.77062816 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062869

>Character opens door
>Character doesn't close door
>Character walks several feet away from the door while it's still open
>Door magically closed in the next shot
>Nigga whut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:10:21 No.77062823 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063008

>>77062611
Because it's convenient to keep the characters the same instead of creating a new cast for one episode.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:10:31 No.77062828 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
>about 15 years ago
>new episode of Futurama is on
>it's the one where they joined the army and Bender had a bomb installed in him that would blow up if he said certain words
>the Professor says they couldn't disable the bomb
>"Awww! What's the point of living if I can't say 'ass'?"
>*gasp*
>BREAKING NEWS ON THE POLL RECOUNT

I swear they did that shit on purpose. It wasn't until like a year later that I actually got to see the end of that episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:10:50 No.77062837 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062901

>>77062797
>I did this for my kindergarten teacher all the time.
because...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:12:15 No.77062869 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063074

>>77062816
you never been in a building on a tilt? or with those weird pneumatic vacuum things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:12:36 No.77062882 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062944 >>77063162

>>77062790
>Kid tells Old Man Spooky Witch about how his friends are dicks and forced him into going to spooky place
>Old Man and kid team up to scare kid's friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:13:12 No.77062901 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77062971

>>77062837
Because I watched cartoons.
So I thought thats what you were supposed to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:15:11 No.77062944 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063059 >>77063162 >>77063430

>>77062882
>"Gee, old man. You're a pretty cool guy! ...Old man? Hey, where'd you go?"
>"Silly kid. The Old Man has been dead for fifty years."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:15:53 No.77062958 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77095127

>>77062700
My coach was a bald, super-swole manlet with a squeeky voice due to probably roids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:16:14 No.77062971 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063100

>>77062901
It's a fruit industry conspiracy. Nobody used to put apples on desks, so they made kids do it in cartoons. Now kids do it because that's what they think they're supposed to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:16:34 No.77062982 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059542
One of the funniest things that happened in high school for me was this annoying kid getting nailed in the balls, keeling over, then getting nailed in the face.

Even then though he wasn't really injured.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:16:47 No.77062993 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77067695

>>77061889
>he never had a foodfight at his school
Be glad. It's not fun at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:17:11 No.77063008 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062823
I liked the time Family Guy did it, showing the weird counterparts to all of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:17:24 No.77063016 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063071 >>77063160 >>77064502

>>77055881
>Crash land on alien planet
>Its a good thing this planet has habitable conditions for humans
>Its even better they speak english
>First person that finds me is a pretty cool sentient lifeform
>I dont mind that your duly elected officials want to give me a prostate exam
>Bad disguise fools pursuer at some point
>Welp better run while we try and fix my ship

Ayylien planet episodes need to stop. It only serves for tropes and ayywaifu's at this point

SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH

SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:18:34 No.77063043 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063116

>>77055881
i remember going apeshit cuz my cartoons kept getting interrupted for princess diana being dead. i was all "wow literally FUCK ENGLAND"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:18:58 No.77063057 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062728
>Guest enter a house full of a Ghost family
>Get scared out of their wits and run out screaming
>By the end it's revealed it was all a misunderstanding and the ghosts are really nice, they just so happened to have done everything to look like a haunting
This one is so cliched you'd need a latino soap opera to make sense of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:19:03 No.77063059 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063200 >>77063266 >>77064998

>>77062608
>>77062728
>>77062944
>Spooky episode
>Not necessarily Halloween special, but likely
>Characters talk about spooky shit
>One character claims there is a logical explanation for everything
>Logic Fucker investigates spookiness to prove everyone else wrong
>10-20 minutes of spookiness
>End of episode
>Logic Fucker discovers what's really going on
>Explains to other characters that the ghost pirate ship was really just cotton swabs held in front of a flashlight
>Logic wins and we can all sleep soundly
>VERY end of episode
>Like, 5 seconds before the iris out
>Something blatantly supernatural jumps out for a cheap gag

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4 Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:19:27 No.77063071 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063016
You forgot the beautiful daughter of the world's tyrant who, despite how beastly and hideous the other inhabitants are, looks like a normal bikini model with different-colored skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:19:29 No.77063074 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062869
No way every house in a cartoon could be like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:19:48 No.77063087 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
My middle school had this annual food fight at the end of the year, kind of a traditional thing, the kids who started it always got in trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:20:23 No.77063100 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063163

>>77062971
Somebody go post this on /pol/, I bet they'll buy it and go full /x/ trying to figure out what the jewish agenda behind produce conglomerates is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:21:00 No.77063116 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063043
imagine how everyone else felt about 9/11
at least diana went out clearing mines and shit
towers were full of bank wankers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:21:58 No.77063135 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063655 >>77064017

>We only have one shot at this
or
>There's only room for one more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:21:59 No.77063136 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>scientist goes to another universe
>refuses to believe magic can exists there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:22:48 No.77063160 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063016
>Not liking ayywaifus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:22:52 No.77063162 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064046

>>77062728
>>77062882
>>77062944
>There's a spoopy mystery character of legend on the loose
>At the end it was revealed to be one of the main characters, they're unmasked
>"Well we solved that!"
>"Wait, but than whose thaaat?!!?"
>Cuts to identical spooky but unmasked, showing the legends to be true
>All the characters run away, for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:22:52 No.77063163 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063244

>>77063100
>yessss, good goy, give the liberal educators your apples

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:24:43 No.77063200 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063059
I hate this HATE THIS. Not necessarily for spooky episodes but, absolutely any cliche that sort of undoes the entire plot in all of a few seconds after the entire ep goes to lengths to prove something untrue or a thing not real. It's even more obnoxious when the cast doesn't found out and it's just showed to the audience before the credits roll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:25:14 No.77063211 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77060796
>Was that the specific scene and episode playing at the time?

Nah, I think 2001 was when they aired the Cell Saga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:26:24 No.77063244 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063374 >>77063699

>>77063163
>Evil step mother
>They're always a Jewish stereotype
This gets my dick wet but it's still dumb as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:26:34 No.77063249 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
All the time, most recently when the pope visited NYC. I was watching steve wilkos and never got to find out if the guy was cheating or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:26:59 No.77063266 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063059
>WHAT ABOUT BLACKBERRY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:27:10 No.77063276 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063336 >>77063366 >>77063923 >>77067866 >>77068931 >>77069250 >>77078947

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:29:10 No.77063336 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063276
>Other characters say just silently nod with a frightened look on their faces

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:30:02 No.77063366 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063397

>>77063276
>"he's standing right behind me isn't he"
>he's talking to the person he's talking shit about
I wish this kind of thing happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:30:29 No.77063374 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063573

>>77063244
>liking ugly stereotypes
wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:30:31 No.77063375 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059353
My mom just gave up and served me nothing with vegetables - my dad's still mad at her for that. I didn't start eating them 'til I was in middle school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:31:07 No.77063397 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064516

>>77063366
Didn't Futurama do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:31:22 No.77063407 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>Multiverse theory perversion
nuff said.

Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco

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Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:31:41 No.77063416 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063623 >>77063832 >>77063955

>>77062608
>private school kids are rich, preppy, and all wear uniforms

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:31:42 No.77063419 Report Delete

Quoted By:

"Friends, Comrads, and you."
"HEY!"

Gets me every tiem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:31:59 No.77063430 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062944
The episode of billy and Mandy with that plot was GOAT.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:33:02 No.77063463 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063544 >>77063683 >>77063942 >>77064367 >>77069229 >>77098938

>>77056210
>>77058668

>"sensitive" guy is a massive beta with no willpower or backbone, bending over to even mild obstacles/threats and letting women run him ragged with zero resistance
>circumstance/probability kisses his ass for this absurdly-meek behavior, aside from the occasional character whose entire purpose is being a shit to him so he looks better by comparison, while women swoon over him and his "emotional" (A.K.A. crybaby with no off switch) nature
>meanwhile, the aforementioned dickhead character is the one with alpha (assertive, a leader, willing to stand against opposition, willing to use and capable of using violence proficiently if needed) traits, all demonized to hell and back as being evil bad guy things no "real" "man" would ever want to associate with

I'm getting progressively more and more sick of seeing this shit as my life drags on, it's only gotten worse in recent years. Idiots can't (or don't care to) distinguish between the axes of "nice vs. asshole" and "strong/dominating versus weak/submissive", and just auto-assign the designated nice guy the meek traits, while making the strong man an asshole by default.

Didn't used to be this way either. Decades ago, we used to have the heroes be the big, strong men with good morals, fighting off ratty little schemers and big fat crime bosses, the weak being the rejects of society who stray from the path of good into evil. Now the trend is reversed, "good "little weak pussy men, "good" fatty slobs and other rejects, all trying to take down the big strong men of valor and power who are "evil" because they threaten the status quo or impose their will without hesitation.

Probably a result of U.S. lefties getting and hoarding power for a while, favoring the meek man over the strong man. Considering just how "wonderfully" that's been working out as of late, we'll probably do a pendulum swing right back the other way to the right, and things will slowly revert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:33:25 No.77063475 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062375
If an absence of "hugbox protection" means school becomes a huge morass of shitty cliches, sign me on up for Tumblr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:35:01 No.77063522 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059542
I made that rope my bitch ten years after I graduated from elementary school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:35:56 No.77063544 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063660

>>77063463
Good thing we have JoJo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:37:05 No.77063573 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063374
I don't know, I just find stereotypical Jew-y step mothers hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:38:05 No.77063600 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77060348
Whoa she must be a 1337 haxxor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:38:57 No.77063623 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063416
There's still a fair amount of traditional & expensive schools that are just like that in real life. From my experience, long-standing New England private schools are a good example.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:38:57 No.77063625 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063739

Special news bulletins/breaking news/whatever you call them are the shit. There's nothing more thrilling than knowing that shit has gone horribly wrong and you're alive to follow the situation unfold. It caters to my human morbid curiosity.
I'm probably a horrible person of it and ripe for stand-up comedians to rip on me (I think Carlin and Hicks already did so), but goddamn if it doesn't excite me.
How to search for original US emergency news broadcasts online? Seems to be hard to find.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:40:26 No.77063655 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063135
Fucking Gravity Falls did this in the latest ep and made me so goddamn mad. I hate this stupid fucking cliché.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:40:53 No.77063660 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063544

Manime is the hope that will keep the fires of masculinity in our hearts kindled, as we wait for our chance to openly celebrate and encourage our manly nature once more.

Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco

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Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:41:41 No.77063683 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064260 >>77067927

>>77063463
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:41:55 No.77063687 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77056364
Lol slamed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:42:12 No.77063699 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063756

>>77063244
>Evil step mother
I am pretty sick of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:43:34 No.77063739 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063785

>>77063625
So basically you're a trained dog who sits at attention every time a news anchor snaps their fingers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:44:19 No.77063756 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063699
My dick isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:44:56 No.77063770 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062243
>tfw we'd draw a giant portrait for our teacher who retired after 30 years as a teacher on that white board
Miss you Mr. Hover! Not as lean, still as mean, always a marine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:45:17 No.77063776 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
In my area it's always a weather warning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:45:38 No.77063785 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063739
Basically, I'm my own /b/ gore threads. I like watching things go boom.
/pol/'s Boston threads were pretty fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:46:33 No.77063804 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
Yes. to a lot of TV viewers. Are you retarded, OP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:47:47 No.77063832 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77063906 >>77070340

>>77063416
>Private school kids are all athletic, attractive, popular, rich, and smart
>Every single one of them
>And they all talk entirely through their nose
>Every single one of them
>Every competitive event, from sports to spelling bees, is between main character's school and private school
>Private school cheats every fucking time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:48:07 No.77063844 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069725

>high IQ society (MENSA or an analogue)
>filled with doctors and scientists
>even though statistically, most people with a measured IQ higher than 140 are minimum wage shitters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:49:20 No.77063873 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059426
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:50:35 No.77063906 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064006

>>77063832
>>Private school kids are all athletic, attractive, popular, rich, and smart
Except for the kids who aren't, who end up being the nice people who help out the non-private school kids beat the uppity private school kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:51:14 No.77063923 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063276
No, he's standing right in front of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:52:17 No.77063941 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061095
I remember the news being on all week, and I faintly remember drawing a bad picture of the planes tapping the buildings. I was in the first grade when we started to have the moment of silence after the alligence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:52:17 No.77063942 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063463
Haha, holy shit, can you imagine what this anon looks and acts like in real life? Do you think he has a moderately decent job and is adequately fit, or do you think he's a wash-out, overweight cuck who just deludes himself into thinking he's not one of "the weak"?

he posts rants about politics and the social order on 4chan, so probably the latter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:52:56 No.77063955 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063416
My Catholic school was pretty strict on uniforms and no girls allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:55:09 No.77064006 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063906
>Private school full of athletic, attractive, popular, rich, smart, and, above all, mean kids
>Every episode with private school kids is about how mean the private school kids are
>One episode a character acts weird
>Other characters are worried
>Stalk him to find answers, because that's what caring friends do in cartoons
>Find that they've been dating the one nice private school kid
>Tell kid they're crazy for going out with "one of those private school mean kids"
>Rest of episode is mostly just Romeo and Juliet references
>By the end rest of cast has come to terms with the fact that the one nice private school kid really is nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:55:41 No.77064017 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064081

>>77063135
Remember this emotional as fuck Christmas episode of Hey, Arnold, where the guy would only spend his Christmas eve looking for Mai if Arnold and Gerald got everything on his shopping list? And they couldn't get the boots, so they went home, feeling defeated? Why didn't they just go, "Hey, since we went out and bought all that OTHER stuff for you, and tried as hard as possible to find these boots that were sold out months ago because you were too stupid to do your shopping ahead of time, can you help us find Mai next week or something?" I don't think Mr. Hyunh would mind reuniting with his long-lost daughter a week after Christmas. They acted like "We only have one shot at this", but they absolutely didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:56:42 No.77064046 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064069 >>77064112 >>77064185

>>77063162
>"I don't know which one to shoot!"
>Figures out which one to shoot
>OMG that was the wrong one!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:57:58 No.77064069 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064046
>I'll ask a question only the REAL Anon would know!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:58:35 No.77064081 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064017
they were nine and it was christmas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:00:02 No.77064112 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064162 >>77064429 >>77064472

>>77064046
Where did this even originate from? It's parodied all the time but I've never seen where it came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:00:03 No.77064113 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064211 >>77064270

>>77060844
We had this thing called Channel One in high school, which was basically teens reporting news for teens if memory serves. I remember that getting cut off when my principal announced the attacks, then the actual news being played.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:02:08 No.77064153 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>everybody act natural
>out if character poses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:02:38 No.77064162 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064429

>>77064112
I've been wondering that for a while, too. It's probably not from one source, but just different aspects of different stories mashed together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:03:49 No.77064185 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064239

>>77064046
>evil clone has a goatee
>SHOOT HIM! HE'S THE BAD GUY
>I can't you guys apart!
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:04:26 No.77064211 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064113
>Amateur hour is over, kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:06:12 No.77064239 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064320 >>77064476

>>77064185
>evil robot clone episode
>can't tell them apart despite being a robot
the only good thing to come out of this was that spongebob episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:07:34 No.77064260 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77068583

>>77063683
Get the fuck out tripfag, he makes a fair point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:07:45 No.77064264 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064345

>>77059773
I couldn't agree more. Yes, you're expected to exaggerate your emotions just a bit when acting on stage, but no one who behaves like actors in cartoons do would make it past their first audition. Even amateur plays do a better job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:08:07 No.77064270 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064113
Welcome to the big leagues.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:10:28 No.77064320 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77065814

>>77064239
>I don't know which one to shoot!
>Flexo! Shoot Flexo!

>Shoot her, she's the robot!
>No, shoot her, she's the human!
>But how do I know which is the human and which is the robot?

>Family Guy
>Chris can't tell the difference between Peter and an elderly Nazi
>Asks them both what his birthday is
>Nazi remembers, Peter doesn't
>Chris shoots Peter

I kind of feel like every possible version of this bit has been done by now, but I enjoy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:11:47 No.77064343 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055990
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:11:48 No.77064345 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064505 >>77095107

>>77059773
>>77064264
That and the characters all being horrible liars is starting to bother me, but I realized they're probably bad liars so that viewers who aren't paying too much attention won't think they're telling the truth and end up getting confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:12:25 No.77064367 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77079100

>>77063463
I don't know if it has the social backing you think it does, but I am fucking sick of the Beta-male protagonist as well. It's just not compelling storytelling, and it comes from fucking beta male creators self inserting. There's writing from experience and there's re-writing your experience to favor yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:15:10 No.77064429 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064892

>>77064112
>>77064162
I recall it happening in Face/Off. It definitely feels like something that would've happened a lot in old pulpy sci-fi stories though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:16:39 No.77064472 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064112
At this point the parodies are parodying each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:16:54 No.77064476 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064239
Oh my god, the spongebob episode is fucking gold.
>Don't forget your lucky penny!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:18:03 No.77064502 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77066984

>>77063016
More of a /tv/ thing, but
>Characters go to afterlife realm while alive
>Has environment with breathable air and that doesn't kill you almost instantly

even though Hell is supposed to be at least as hot as the day side of planet Mercury, God doesn't want people in Heaven who didn't come the normal way and would probably make breathing or environmental conditions different to enforce this, and there's no reason for air to be in any other afterlife realm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:18:07 No.77064505 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77066995 >>77095107

>>77064345
It makes some sense when it's done to convey to the audience that they're lying, but if the audience already knows that, it's just irritating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:18:33 No.77064516 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063397
Not exactly.

>She's standing right behind me, isn't she?
>"No, I'm standing right in front of you"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:23:38 No.77064626 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064748 >>77064757 >>77066145

>character eavesdrops on a friend
>friend says something terrible about them
>as soon as they walk away, friend finishes the sentence and it becomes a compliment

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:27:11 No.77064693 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77056211
Yeah, if they want to be modern they need a giant swoosh sound.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:28:13 No.77064706 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064915

>montage of Characters trying to solve a problem
>one plan would have worked if not for a random, one-time thing getting in the way
>they don't try it again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:29:17 No.77064728 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77065153

>character kills another character for no real reason other than mindless blind rage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:30:12 No.77064743 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77064780 >>77065786

>>77059040
>>77059542
>Kid broke his leg during dodgeball
>The school district banned dodgeball and any other ball-throwing-at-kids games

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:30:22 No.77064746 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
>Character turns on TV
>it was already on the news channel and the caster immediately starts talking about the plot-relevant event

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:30:24 No.77064748 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064626
In the meter maid episode of American Dad, when Francine was on the phone with Gwen and talking about how she wished she'd married a "someone", I was so confused trying to figure out how they were going to show that that was taken out of context. It WASN'T taken out of context, because that would be stupid, but I'm so used to this fucking cliche that I assumed it was being used again even if it made no sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:30:42 No.77064757 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064626
>it's the exact opposite of how I really feel!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:31:49 No.77064780 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77065938

>>77064743
>No serious injuries
>School still replaces rubber dodgeball balls with foam ones that are impossible to throw with any power or accuracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:31:56 No.77064783 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>People talking to themselves like total nutters or inexplicably giving away info to others instead of thinking the things instead

Actually HARDER to do in cartoons due to needing to animate mouth movements. All because the producers think they need:

>Thoughts echo off of inside of head like it's an empty cavern.

in every title.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:37:37 No.77064892 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064429
it happened in futureworld which came out in '76, which is the earliest example I've seen but I don't think it's the origin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:38:40 No.77064915 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064706
I'd love to see a gag where characters need to solve a problem or get to a location, so they have a long over-extended montage of them attempting to work through it, and by the time the montage ends they don't succeed and one of them just goes like "Well that was a huge waste of time."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:42:53 No.77064998 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77065069 >>77067019

>>77063059
I hate this for Christmas specials.
>There's no Santa Claus
>OR IS THERE? HO HO HO

Spongebob pulled it off, fuck the rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:43:58 No.77065022 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061843
I've gotten so used to this that I actually re-read the manual for Dragon Quest Heroes when it was inverted for the main characters. I just could not wrap my mind around it at first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:46:02 No.77065069 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064998
Plus, in Spongebob, it actually made sense for the adults to not believe in Santa, because he had never visited Bikini Bottom before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:46:09 No.77065072 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
This literally happened (twice) during Agents of Shield this week here in NY because another cop was killed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:49:54 No.77065153 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064728
>Heroic character pushed to their absolute limits
>Villain torture their allies, questions their beliefs, puts them through untold suffering and finally taunts them in battle so they go all out
>Hero finally snaps, Villain is killed in their mindless rage
>They die laughing and victorious, knowing they've broken the heroes morale
>Only darkness and endless corruption lies ahead for the victor
Gimee more of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:52:10 No.77065201 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77073520

>Character starts reading a book
>Immediately opens book to the middle

Even worse if the cover was on the wrong side

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:53:55 No.77065240 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055931
I was in 1st grade class when it happened. Teacher started crying and nobody knew why. I remember every kid being sent home early

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:53:56 No.77065241 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77058121

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:58:31 No.77065342 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062375
>popular kids were ever cunts
Nah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:00:45 No.77065395 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77065430

>>77055931
My parents wouldn't even let me watch TV that morning. I had no idea that anything out of the ordinary had even happened until I got to school and heard one of my more politically outspoken school mates loudly proclaiming that he hoped Al-Qaeda brought America to it's knees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:02:02 No.77065430 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77066732

>>77065395
>tfw no mudslime friends that shit on america after 9/11
Would have been a riot tbh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:08:06 No.77065597 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062468
>Cheez TV

Big respect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:17:21 No.77065786 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064743
>other ball-throwing-at-kids games
So football, baseball, volleyball, basketball...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:19:22 No.77065814 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064320
My favorite was when SNL did it
https://screen.yahoo.com/snl-digital-short-doppleganger-000000972.html

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:19:50 No.77065821 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>episode where the characters are playing the equivalent of DnD
>never got to play DnD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:26:57 No.77065938 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064780
iktfb

i could no longer peg nerds with such force

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:39:21 No.77066145 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77067087

>>77064626

I don't care if its pronounced Bi-Gender, I want to be a BIG ENDER!

>Students at a school are unsatisfied with their Principal
>they somehow have them removed
>the Principal is replaced with someone worse, usually a Drill Sergeant
>The children realized the error of their way and learn to appreciated their principal and by some means have them reinstated
>the children and principal are the best of friends at the end of the episode
>principal goes back to being an insufferable prick in the following episodes and children act as if nothing ever happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:40:03 No.77066152 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77060977
I was 9 when it happened and I didn't have any knowledge about it until a few years later when I moved up a state and people were talking about it in class

it was the weirdest feeling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:42:29 No.77066197 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055931
Wasnt it a school day?
The fuck were you doing home watching DBZ u fagget?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 02:42:30 No.77066198 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77066784 >>77066817

>>77062700
Is it normal for schools to have dedicated gym teachers like I always see in cartoons? My gym teacher was always whoever could be scheduled to do it (math teacher, history teacher, etc).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:11:36 No.77066630 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77068438 >>77078238

>>77055931
it was like noon on a weekday, why were you home mister. I remember school sent us home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:19:53 No.77066732 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77072149

>>77065430
He wasn't even Muslim. He just really hated America. I don't even know why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:20:51 No.77066745 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77058121
I remember this and I was watching Futurama too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:23:24 No.77066773 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77056211
Can't remember any that use it recently, but my local news station used it back when we had the big earthquake in the 80's in California.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:23:53 No.77066784 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77066198
my school had a gym teacher
she was okay i guess, she liked calling us all fat, which was fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:25:01 No.77066796 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055931
Where was DBZ airing at the time? Cartoon Network didn't air anything 9/11 related I though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:26:38 No.77066817 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77066198
By middle School, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:28:41 No.77066845 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>Amerifats are so dumb, something as stupid as "The Wyoming Incident" scared them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:30:27 No.77066869 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77056515
That's what my fridge was like a day or two before thanksgiving. My mom would cook the turkey early since it takes so long, than just reheat it when it was time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:38:00 No.77066946 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77068776

I didn't understand Family Guy saying that everybody in Tucson is dumb.
We have a fuckton of mexicans here.
Instead the joke was about a bunch of mentally retarded white people kicking each other in the nuts. Where's my beans joke?; make fun off us goddamn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:39:09 No.77066961 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059550
This, all the "I hate <insert veggie>!" Is due mostly to mom's being shitty cooks and usually just boiling that shit for hours.
I was a picky eater when I was a kid but when I moved out and started cooking for myself I found out my mom was just a shit cook and I actually like a lot of stuff when it isn't drowning in grease/been cooked so long it's turned into rubber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:41:14 No.77066984 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064502
What if Hell and Heaven are actually the same place, it's just that evil people can't breath the air?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:42:42 No.77066995 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064505
Yeah it's annoying when cartoon characters do that exaggerated nervous chuckle.

>Did you eat the cake?
>Hahaha, did I eat the cake? Hahaha, what cake? Hahaha, I didn't even see any cake, haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:44:45 No.77067019 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77067330

>>77064998
>that one kid doubts the existence of Santa Claus
>everyone thinks he's a fucking asshole, and the narrative makes him out to be the villain

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:46:33 No.77067042 Report Delete

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>>77059542
Dodgeball was pretty damn painful before they switched to those really soft rubber balls(and evidently they've even switched those for foam balls evidently), before they were almost basketball hard.
And yes, before the whole "please don't bully my special little snowflake" mentality started, it was pretty common for the bullies to single out the kids they didn't like and aim for the more sensitive areas.
Yes they'd get pulled from the game, but this was also the "walk it off" time for gym related injuries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:50:18 No.77067087 Report Delete

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>>77066145
This basically happened at my high school. Senior year we got a new principal who was an Air Force drill sergeant and huge gym-rat, and everyone hated him. He sexually abused a bunch of students and eventually lost his job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:52:03 No.77067115 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059353
>>77059550
I'm a vegetarian, and I still don't like broccoli

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:04:45 No.77067262 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77097502

>>77061889
>>Clapping chalk erasers as punishment
>>Swirly
>>Flushey
>>Mandatory gym showers
>"Popular kids"
>These things never happened to me, therefore they never existed despite human society consisting of more than me
I can assure you they happened within the 2000s as I'm aware, and it was hell.

You know I thought these threads were actually attempts to dismiss cliches, but really they're just people perpetuating their ignorance of something as somehow a fact against an event.
It's like if I said I never saw a bird, so they just don't exist and every show that has birds is running on a cliche from another show. Where is the logic there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:09:12 No.77067330 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77067019
>Presents get delivered every year clearly by someone who got into their houses while they were asleep.
>It's also clear that it was no one in the household who could have left theme there.
>This is never addressed by the characters who don't believe in Santa.
Lazy writing ahoy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:09:34 No.77067334 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061749
Properly prepared broccoli is tits, you pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:12:26 No.77067368 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055931
Must not have been CN, then. It was early on a school day. Pretty sure CN was showing some sort of cack like Tom and Jerry Kids, or A Pup Named Scooby Doo, because I wouldn't have slept through DBZ even with the flu I had at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:34:06 No.77067623 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059356
Easier to animate.
What, do you think animators grow on trees?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:38:17 No.77067678 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77060399
>implying I would give a flying fuck about 9/11 when I was 4
still dont

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:39:02 No.77067695 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77067748

>>77062993
My brother got one of his eyebrows split open by a chunk of thrown apple once. He had to get 3 stitches put in. Fuck food fights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:42:25 No.77067739 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77067903

>>77062073
>>77062123
>Not having a packed lunch made by your mother.
Shit childhood m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:43:04 No.77067746 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77071492

>middleschool
>cafeteria
>no school uniforms
>kids just allowed to wander the streets by themselves without organising anything beforehand

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:43:13 No.77067748 Report Delete

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>>77067695
I guess the apple that day kept a motherfucker at the doctor's place.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:46:56 No.77067789 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77077125

>>77055881
>be Australian
>wake up
>turn on Channel 10 for some sick Cheez TV
>Cardcaptor Sakura should be on (NO ONE MUST KNOW MY SECRET LOVE)
>9/11
>mfw

Fucking fuck that fucking shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:53:20 No.77067866 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063276
I had that happen to me once. I was making fun of the principal behind his back to my friends.

He happened to be walking by at the time, behind me. He heard every word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:56:47 No.77067897 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77076963

>>77061889
>Apple for the teacher (SERIOUSLY, WHEN WAS THAT A THING, 1860?)
One of the teachers at my school was a serious chocoholic. One time she sent two of her year 5 students down to my year 2 class to abduct one of the students and hold him to ransom until our teacher gave her chocolate. It was all in good fun, but she still didn't give him back until she got the chocolate bar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:57:22 No.77067903 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77067739
>Not having Lunchables
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:58:22 No.77067917 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77068262

>>77059542
Did anyone else's school use soccer balls as volley balls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 05:00:11 No.77067927 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063683
Except the "nice quiet guy" is usually the asshole who thinks the hottest women in the room should be his designated penis polisher because in his own mind he's not an asshole like the other guys.

All this "Sensitive Nice Guy is the Good Guy" bullshit creates is more and more Nice Guys who think acting like a pussy is the way to get girls, and then being really fucking creepy when they don't get one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 05:36:36 No.77068262 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77068341

>>77067917
Not exactly
But we had generic white balls that were multipurpose.

>>77061889
>Clapping chalk erasers as punishment
I did that voluntarily in elementary school.
There was this vacuum (pic related) that sucked the dust out.
It was time away from the class and I got to use a loud machine. I liked that.
Until I ruined it by getting a chamois sucked into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 05:37:20 No.77068269 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059353
yeah that's silly, especially since as long as you don't under or over cook it, Broccoli is easy to cook tastily, now ya'll got me wanting some nice pasta with broccoli or rapini in it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 05:47:55 No.77068341 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77068262

>got a chamois sucked into it.
>"How the Hell did he get a mountain goat into a vacuum?"
>...

Christ, I need to go to bed...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 05:59:29 No.77068438 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77066630
time zones retard

school hadn't even started where I live when it happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 06:00:59 No.77068454 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77071902

>>77061889
We had the rope in elementary school but not middle or high school
That always bothered me.
What 8 year old has any kind of upper body strength?
At least by high school I could manage a few chin ups and would have a chance of getting up the rope.
And those ropes are thick. Tiny kid hands can't grip that properly.

My middle school had a TON of equipment we never used.
Cricket, tennis, field hockey, bench press, free weights, fencing gear, javelins and more.
Tens of thousands of dollars worth.
Every school has unused stuff but this occupied a regular storage room, a basement to that room, 2 lofts where the drama stuff once was, and a full size shipping container outside.
Like instead of selling this off or using it they thought "lets buy more space so we dont have to deal with it."
It was the oldest school I've ever attended so my guess is that they just slowly acquired a little more with each year's budget.
But no no get the soccer ball again.
We need to run you around the field til you are exhausted instead of actually teaching you how to use something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 06:15:26 No.77068583 Report Delete

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>>77064260
>>>/pol/

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 06:26:45 No.77068687 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77087267

>>77055931
>It's for life threatening catastrophies and 9/11 tier disasters

Since when are car chases life-threatening catastrophies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 06:29:45 No.77068710 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77058668
Amanda?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 06:43:42 No.77068776 Report Delete

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>>77066946
I had my doubts before, but now...

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 06:50:36 No.77068822 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77068896 >>77077016 >>77082857

>>77061889
>>77059542
>Episode where they have to take care of an egg/sack of flour and pretend it's a baby
what the fuck America

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 06:56:06 No.77068865 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77068947

>crowd of people
>something bad or inappropriate is said
>sound of needle scratching across a record
>people stare with mouth agape

Do kids really know what that sound is anymore? Most of them have never even seen a vinyl record let alone be able to associate the scratching sound with one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:00:40 No.77068896 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77071646

>>77068822

I kept seeing this as a kid and actually kind of looked forward to it, guess even lil Anon Jr. knew that that was going to be the closest he ever got to having a kid of his own.

By the time I got to highschool they were handing out those damn robot babies with the snapable necks so I decided to opt out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:06:50 No.77068931 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063276
>this actually happened to me when i was shit talking a teacher

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:09:11 No.77068947 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069012

>>77068865
>Most of them have never even seen a vinyl record let alone be able to associate the scratching sound with one.
I think some DJs still use them in clubs.

What I find more hard to believe is a crowd of people caring that much these days. I don't want to get into a rant about anything but really people are either too plugged or glued into a smartphone or music player to hear or pay attention to things, and even those that aren't tend to just ignore what's happening. Honestly for the best sometimes. Can't tell you how many times I've hopped on a bus and a group of attention starved delinquents are loudly detailing their day or plans just to get a laugh or gasp or some sort of reaction. They shut up a lot sooner when a nice and awkward still silence hangs over instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:17:11 No.77069012 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77068947
oh it can happen if the loud obnoxious person has at least one encouragee in the crowd
>that mother fucker that rattles on and on about how bad anything christian or white at my uni
i just don see how you have that much energy to complain 24/7

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:22:02 No.77069043 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>the episode starts off animated in an alternate artstyle you don't like
>it isn't a gag, it's the whole episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:26:32 No.77069070 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061993

My old one actually does a school play anually, we did Grease, Romeo and Juliet apparently came 2-3 years later It was shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:30:26 No.77069093 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059894
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:31:08 No.77069098 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055931
Hello my brazilian brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:32:16 No.77069103 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059542
I liked dodgeball even though I was a huge coward. Our balls didn't hurt at all (HOW FREUDIAN) unless they hit you in the face (PAGING DR. SIGMUND FREUD) and even then it usually wasn't very painful. If anywhere was using a ball that did hurt when it hit you, that would obviously make dodgeball one of the most hellish sports on earth.

It was stuff like basketball and football I didn't like because those balls hurt a lot when they hit you and it was clear how cowardly you were if you tried to just avoid them all the time (which I did anyway). At least in dodgeball avoiding the balls like someone's throwing lit dynamite at you just makes it look like you're trying.

I liked when people occasionally messed up and used a dodgeball-ball to play football or whatever, it was good because I could at least try the game without an all pervasive fear of painful balls to the face. DR. FREUD TO PSYCHIATRY OFFICE

My old school had a rope, but you were never expected to climb it properly. Just swing on it. We did have to do other climbing things on a frame though, and some of the stuff you had to do on that seemed pretty lethal because a lot of the equipment was old (climbing up things that you could feel bend when ideally they wouldn't, etc.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:32:56 No.77069109 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059542
>unless you get hit in the crotch

You know, that might explain why I'm less aggressive than I was as a kid.

I was not a lucky child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:38:52 No.77069149 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>playing rounders
>be next in line as batter
>Batter fucks up her strike
>ball flies straight into my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:41:49 No.77069163 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>female MC
> there is always fat guys trying to grab her
most neckbeards are too shy for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:42:34 No.77069165 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77060081
Never change, Texas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:42:38 No.77069167 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069185 >>77071551 >>77095625

>public schools are shitholes full of blacks
>There are dicks carved on the tables and bubblegums under it
> professors are white midleaged bald men
>bathroom stalls are full of number and insults

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:46:05 No.77069185 Report Delete

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>>77069167
>school is full of niggers
>teachers are all white
duke in a nutshell

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:50:45 No.77069214 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>its MC turn to take the class pet home
>it always get killed or get away

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:52:04 No.77069229 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069401 >>77083998

>>77063463
Just chill, moron.

You answered your own question. We really had, decades ago, thousands of stories about big, strong and brave heroes, but all the stories in the world have already been written. When trying to create something new, you need put a new spin on them, or else they will be flat, stale and cliché as fuck.

"Oh look, another super-hunk that doesn't afraid of anything, I sure am going to watch this!"

Get a grip, you delusional ass. Get up, shower and go outside a little.

The big strong men stereotype is still around. Batman is still popular. Green Arrow is a thing now. Recently, we had the Expendables series of movies that was well received by the general public. You're just too much of a retarded crying baby to perceive it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:55:06 No.77069250 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063276
I love this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:06:08 No.77069319 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059542
>Also, the whole climbing-rope thing. I mean, that seems really fucking dangerous considering how high up gymnasiums generally are. Has anyone ever had a PE class where you needed to climb a rope?

Yes. Europe though. And I never could climb higher than like a meter.

Also, dodgeball is the best shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:08:46 No.77069339 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069379

>>77059542

> climbing rope

Yeah, I had to do that

Was weird as hell though, they never built up to it or even tried to tell you the technique for it, it was just one day "Hey kids climb this rope"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:13:29 No.77069379 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069422

>>77069339
Yes, some instruction might have been nice. Getting up was difficult, but the amount of people who simply couldn't get down without a fear of falling off should've alerted the teachers it was a pointless exercise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:16:37 No.77069401 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77069229
That anon was out of line and you needed to go in, but I think you went in a little to heavy on the ad hominems.
Sometimes it's okay to shut down someone's ranting with just pure facts and not let it get to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:19:22 No.77069422 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77069379

I think the exercise is a good one, and not just on a physical level, but on the level of overcoming your fears

That being said: Yeah they should have demonstrated the technique, and they DEFINITELY should have had more than a half-inch foam mat on a hard wooden floor to catch you if you fell

Considering how many kids I saw who got 30-40 feet up and then got nervous, it's really lucky that no one ever fell and broke their neck

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:47:59 No.77069696 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>fantastic voyage parody
>there is light inside of the body

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:51:23 No.77069725 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069750

>>77063844
This is probably not true at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:54:03 No.77069750 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069775

>>77069725

I don't know if anyone has ever made the measurements. However, it's not TOTALLY impossible, since the higher IQ you are, the more likely you are to have crippling personality defects as well.

That being said, the "most high-IQ people are minimum wage" and "High IQ society is filled with successful doctors and scientists" aren't actually things that necessarily contradict each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:56:16 No.77069775 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069862

>>77069750
Those statements don't necessarily contradict each other, but they do if you interpret those statements how he meant them.

He means, that most people with high IQs are not MENSA members, doctors/scientists. They are mostly unmotivated people who get stuck in minimum wage jobs, specifically not doctor/scientist jobs.

That part I don't believe. I'm sure there are some. I don't think the majority of high IQ people aren't in a good scientist/doctor job because IQs are more environmental than genetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:02:44 No.77069862 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77069960 >>77086504

>>77069775
The IQ test is flawed in so many ways. If you do enough of them then you can get a high score just by recognizing the types of questions.
Plus it's also culturally irrelevant. Knowing that swords fit into scabbards, or something equally specific, only measures learned knowledge in one or two fields, not intelligence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:10:24 No.77069960 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77069862
>6
Firstly, I never said anything about intelligence.
Secondly, that is sort of the point I am making. You're arguing a point I didn't make.
People who have had education will learn how to think and recognize patterns and will most often do better on IQ tests than people who have less education and less experience to draw from.
So, someone who is a doctor or a scientist, who will have taken many math classes, physics classes, whose career necessarily demands critical thinking skills, will develop the skills necessary for a higher than average IQ score regardless of how 'intelligent' he might be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:26:47 No.77070149 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77086351

>>77060576
That episode actually hadn't aired in 9/11. They were in the 'Goku afterlife tournament saga' stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:44:21 No.77070340 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77073067

>>77063832
>at nerd bowl decathalon in middle school
>mostly other catholic or private school
>one private school was our rival
>bunch of snooty hogwarts looking assholes
>we'd get 2nd almost every year behind them
>teachers really want us to win
>go to bathroom between events
>private school girl and her teacher come in and start arguing
>stay in stall because oh shit
>teacher's actually her mom
>teacher/mom tells her to get her shit together and at least try to be good at something for once and leaves
>girl starts crying
>awkwardly slide out of stall and go to wash hands
>I'm s-sorry
>she runs into another stall as soon as I come out
We ended up winning because she got caught cheating and disqualified her team. i hope her mom didn't beat her to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:22:27 No.77070797 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>the hot goth chick falls in love with the black/nerd/annoying character

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:38:50 No.77070994 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059542
We had a rope climbing unit in gym class it was fun as fuck, by the end we had ourselves strapped to some rope the entire class would pull one guy up to the ceiling and then let go so you'd go swinging back and forth across the gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:14:56 No.77071492 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77071686

>>77067746
Never been to a school with uniforms.
Only ones I knew of that had them back in the day was the one that was also a church.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:18:34 No.77071551 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77069167
Replace niggers with beaners and the writing in the bathrooms with shit and piss smeared all over everything and you've got my elementary school, middle school, and high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:26:39 No.77071646 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77068896
>damn robot babies with the snapable necks
that sounds disturbing anon. I don't think I ever did any of that "this is some motivation to not have sex kids" flour baby shit.

Vaguely remember it being a premise of an episode of Batman Beyond though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:29:01 No.77071686 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77071492
My school district made uniforms a requirement for all public schools. But my high school and our rival school kept the average gpa above mediocre so they let us get away with lax essentially non existent dress codes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:35:58 No.77071779 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059542
>Has anyone ever had a PE class where you needed to climb a rope?

Yeah I did it once back in Middle School. Shit was so fucking high though, I'm not even sure how they got the rope up there. The only thing protecting us was a foam mat under the rope in case we fell, but at the heights we were climbing that wouldn't have done shit. It was fun and great exercise, but also pretty scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:44:44 No.77071902 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77068454
>middle school
>free weights, fencing gear, javelins
They were probably afraid of being sued to hell and back when some retard inevitably hurt himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:53:33 No.77072052 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77060439
I remember the fall of the Berlin Wall happening when I was 4. Of course I was confused and thought the Germans were really happy they had built a neat wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:59:23 No.77072149 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77066732
It's the worst country on Earth, that's why.
Granted, it didn't reach its current irredeemable status until well past 9/11.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:07:52 No.77072280 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77058825
>the money is always kept in coins, as if bank notes don't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:08:49 No.77072296 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
South Park is the only show featureing school kids that got away from these tropes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:10:40 No.77072324 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77074684

>>77061889
Not apples but in high school we had to bring chocolate to our chemistry teacher if she snapped at us while on her period

I wish I was making this up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:18:15 No.77072447 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>Character is an orphan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:57:56 No.77073067 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77070340
>you both aren't married and fucking right now while you typed this post

smh tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:03:08 No.77073163 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055931
BR confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:03:42 No.77073169 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77088397

>angry manlet character used to be important
>now has been degraded as sidecharacter
>loses his crush by another well-liked character
>ignores other potential love interests to be with his crush
>dies
>it was a bad timeline all along
>is now in a forced gay relationship with well-liked character

JUST

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:10:32 No.77073282 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
Tonight's big story: local youth bart simpson is being charged with creating child porn by photocopying his buttocks.
But first: are you having trouble making it to witch hunts? your local bandwagon may be able to provide you with a ride for less than you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:11:37 No.77073300 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055931
for me it was pokemon. i was pissed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:25:25 No.77073520 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77065201
>Character ends the book, and declares it loudly, in one way or another.
>The book is still open in the middle pages.

That shit makes me cringe everytime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:51:03 No.77073922 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059550
It went the other way for me. I used to like broccoli as a kid, but grew to hate it as I aged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:57:00 No.77074023 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059550
that's brassica for you. you have to cook it enough to soften it slightly but not so much that the cells release hydrogen sulfide. That, and kids have a very decreased ability to digest vegetables, that's why they naturally hate those bitter compounds.. it's a poisoning prevention mechanism. but parents listen to authorities and do what they say, so they keep cramming kids full of vegetables and wondering why we all have horrible indigestion at that age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:33:27 No.77074684 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77083179

>>77072324
Your teacher sounds like a sad, menopausal cow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:35:04 No.77074709 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77074729 >>77088259

>>77057339
This show has like legitimately good animation and style. It's too bad they're just ripping off adventure time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:36:07 No.77074729 Report Delete

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>>77074709
why? everything else gets ripped off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:41:48 No.77074838 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77077782

>>77062611
>British alternate universe
I like the part where someone inevitably gets stepped on by a giant, portrait of a foot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:42:31 No.77074847 Report Delete

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>>77059542
We had a rope and we had to climb it like once a semester. I remember the gym being large, and I'm sure it was decently high. Come to think of it, that's actually kind of dangerous, isn't it? Having a bunch of elementary kids climbing a 25 ft high rope with no support besides foam mats? I'm surprised no one ever fell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:47:09 No.77074936 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77060142
James Holmes, the Aurora shooter, had a bunch of these looney tunes bombs in his apartment when they raided it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:48:44 No.77074977 Report Delete

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>>77061095
>I was wondering what holiday we were celebrating
kek

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:16:45 No.77075457 Report Delete

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>>77055931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFeZLJLgq-8&index=23&list=FLwv1Vn2GzLCAGg6D4o7-nAA

Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco

Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:00:12 No.77076323 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77079314

>>77055971
>doot doodoodoot doot doodoodoot doot doodoodoot doot doodoodoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26hsZqwveA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:33:19 No.77076963 Report Delete

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>>77067897
Reminds me of something when I was in 1st grade.
>Event where people brought in gifts for one another (don't remember, but I know it wasn't Christmas)
>Kid brings in a gift for the teacher
>It's a giant Hershey Kiss made up of tiny Hershey Kisses
>Everyone in class is impressed
>Find out the teacher is allergic to chocolate
>Class's FW
I think the kid just took the chocolate home.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:36:22 No.77077016 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77068822
>girl wants to take care of it
>boy wants to make an omelette
>they eventually get along
>suddenly they can't find the egg
>OH SUNNYSIDE WHAT A BEATIFUL CHICK YOU HAVE BECOME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:42:47 No.77077125 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77067789
ey man u luv some of that cheez tv as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:47:32 No.77077217 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062452

>Hey Arnold

>Today's kids

The fuck is wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:48:25 No.77077237 Report Delete

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>>77055881
Once we were watching Contact for the first time and it got to the ending where the protagonist was going to give her big speech to the court or congress or whatever it was when the news cut in to talk about an airplane skidding on the runway.
That was it, it just skid, no one hurt or any damage. Just wanted to interrupt the movie climax with important news no one really cares about. Here's your movie, back it's a couple minutes from over now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:17:03 No.77077782 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77088433

>>77074838
Ugh, Monty Python is such autism humor. Hate that garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:32:43 No.77078134 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
yes actually, the news interrupted Yu Gi Oh when I was a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:33:44 No.77078158 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:37:37 No.77078238 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77066630
>noon on a weekday

>8:46 a.m. – 10:28 a.m EDT

where the fuck do you live, the mid atlantic?

fuckin aquaman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:43:02 No.77078365 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
>>Apple for the teacher (SERIOUSLY, WHEN WAS THAT A THING, 1860?)

it's a younger kids thing; saw it done but never did it myself

>>Clapping chalk erasers as punishment

depends where you live; they got rid of chalkboards where i was in the mid 90s because the potential danger and inarguable mess were a problem, but if you did use them then yes, the erasers would need emptying of chalk dust periodically

>>Swirly
>>Flushey
>>Wedgie

only if the school has lost all control

>>Romeo and Juliet plays

yep

>>Rope-climbing

yep

>>Mystery meat

no, but we probably called it that

usually it's just low-grade meat (which is edible but has a lower nutritional value) mixed with onion, flour, breadcrumbs and other fillers to make processed foods

>>Mandatory gym showers

yes

jesus god did they not even give you one sex ed class

your body underwent some changes and from the sound of it you stank of shit all the way through highschool because guess what, you're covered in bacteria and they feed on what you sweat

>>Every high school student looks like a twenty-something instead of teenagers

that's just because it's easier to get a reliable cast of 20 somethings than actual teenagers

>>"Popular kids"

definitely a thing; certainly exaggerated by tv

>>FOOOOODFIIIIGHT!!!!

once

never again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:49:11 No.77078500 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
I remember watching Cedric the Entertainer Presents when it was cut out to show us starting the war in Afghanistan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:50:48 No.77078546 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055990
I love you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:09:30 No.77078947 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77063276
I once did this to someone who was talking about me. He freaked when he saw I was there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:15:15 No.77079092 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77083034

>>77058903
I suppose you've got me there, but he is not "beta" in the sense of the traditional 4chin definition of the word. Ie, not being able to get laid, blaming his own shortcomings on other people, thinking "all women are bitches!"

>>77061658
>there are no girls on /co/ meme

Can't say I didn't expect this response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:15:28 No.77079100 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064367
It's more to do with writing characters that will appeal to all the betas (there's more betas than alphas).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:24:37 No.77079314 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77076323
damn it
I could have gone my whole life without knowing the title of that crappy song.
now i gotta drink away the memories again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:26:38 No.77079379 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77058709

I-I think I'm tough... I beat up a guy for trying to grope me while I was walking home from work. I hope he's okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:26:42 No.77079383 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
My parents once grew some daffodils and made me give them to the teacher. That's was embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:28:59 No.77079442 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
>Apple for the teacher (SERIOUSLY, WHEN WAS THAT A THING, 1860?)
I know some kid did that in 1st grade (primary school)
>Clapping chalk erasers as punishment
never had this either
>Swirly
nope
>Flushey
nope
>Wedgie
yep
>Romeo and Juliet plays
not that one specifically but yeah play drama was a thing for the few people who cared
>Rope-climbing
yes we had this every year at least once.
>Mystery meat
I just ate bagles and PBJ everyday until we were allowed to eat off campus, I can't remember actually seeing ANYONE eat school food besides cookies and chocolate milk
>Mandatory gym showers
nope, but we did have to change
>Every high school student looks like a twenty-something instead of teenagers
this shit happens all the time, i saw an 11 yearold last week who was 6'3".
>"Popular kids"
We had them but it was just the kids with more wealth who hung out with each other not some meangirls type shit.
>FOOOOODFIIIIGHT!!!!
I fucking wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:55:27 No.77082821 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77086674

>>77062700
my gym teacher was a real tall guy, like 6 foot 8, with a lazy eye, broad shoulders and a square head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:56:43 No.77082857 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77068822
I did that with a sack of flour and on the way home I dropped it after throwing it up in the air a few times, luckily it was in a ziplock bag so the flour wasn't wasted

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:03:14 No.77083034 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77079092
I'm guessing you're a ham beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:09:02 No.77083179 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77074684
She was, she married rich and only taught because she was bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:42:07 No.77083998 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77069229
this tbh fam

reeeee

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reeeee Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:44:00 No.77084060 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77086386

WHEN THE CHARACTER DID NOTHING WRONG AND EVERYONE IS ACCUSING HIM OF STUFF

AND THEY KEEP CUTTING HIM OFF WHEN HE TRIES TO SAY HE DIDNT DO IT AND IT LASTS THE ENTIRE EPISODE

>at the end: Oh, character, why didnt you just say so?

REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS FUCK THISF UCKING TROPE FUCK I HATE IT SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE EVER you just DONT GET PEOPLE INTERRUPT YOU

SCREAM LIKE A FUCKIN AUTIST JUST LET THEM HEAR IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:47:40 No.77084165 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77088490

>Villain tells hero "you're just like me!"
>Hero loses his nerve and has internal crisis, even though he would never have to have done any of that stuff if the villain hadn't done it first.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:54:14 No.77086001 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>Protagonist, you gotta get Mr. X to stop doing thing!

>oh, hey Mr. X, i wanted to ask you-
>oh i just love doing thing. if i couldn't do thing, that would be bad and i would be sad.
>you were saying, protagonist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:06:35 No.77086263 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
I've actually exsperianced most of those things. Other then mystery meat our cafe won awards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:10:38 No.77086351 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77070149
isnt that the one with the inflationbait frog

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:11:55 No.77086386 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77087710

>>77084060
You could've said all that without being a memespewing faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:15:19 No.77086484 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77086821 >>77087204

>>77055931
>>77055990
casuals.
>ronald reagan assassination attempt
ironing laundry when this happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:16:02 No.77086504 Report Delete

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>>77069862
>not knowing that swords fit into scabbards
i dont care how black you are this is not acceptable

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:16:20 No.77086511 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77056364

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:16:55 No.77086525 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889

>Apple for the teacher
gave my 2nd grade teacher on around christmas
>Romeo and Juliet plays
did these in highschool, but they were in class
>Mystery meat
my lunch room was pretty gross, and the meat was often mixed reject parts

the rest are at least possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:22:40 No.77086674 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77082821
Powdered Toast Man taught P.E.?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:25:41 No.77086770 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
>FOOOOODFIIIIGHT!!!!
oh god

>Rumor of a food fight happening last day of senior year
>Getting ready
>Kid stands up and throws food across the cafeteria
>Vice principal nopes and runs across the room tackling him at mach5

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:27:57 No.77086821 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77087204

>>77086484
Please, child.
>John F. Kennedy just had to go and get killed in the middle of the Andy Griffith Show

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:42:29 No.77087204 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77087372 >>77087651

>>77086821
>>77086484
>>77055990
>>77055931

Bunch of fucking children on this board.

>be me
>decide to go see a play as my arms need some rest from whipping my slaves
>enjoy a nice play
>until
>some pretentious fucker shouts something in latin, a gun shot rings out, and someone screams "THEY JUST SHOT THE PRESIDENT"

i still don't know how that play ended

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:44:43 No.77087267 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77068687
believe it or not, people have been killed in high speed car chases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:46:12 No.77087297 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77056364
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:49:36 No.77087372 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77097389

>>77087204
Bullshit, Lincoln emancipated the slaves way before he died. So who were you actually whipping, faggot??

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:49:46 No.77087382 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061889
>>FOOOOODFIIIIGHT!!!!
God, Sophomore year was awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:00:55 No.77087651 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77097413

>>77087204
Please
>Be me
>tired from work at quarry
>wife nag me to take her see pterodactyl migration
>don't want drive because feet hurt from 8 notch-on-sundial shift
>she say no dunkadunka for 20 moons if not take her
>thisbitch.cavepainting
>watching faggy pterodactyls
>suddenly comet
>no more pterodactyl
>no more wife
So me invent wheel have sex with instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:02:56 No.77087710 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77086386
eat my ass motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:14:14 No.77087997 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77095584

>Main Character gets blamed for something terrible they didn't do
>Try to explain it to authority figure or anyone who could help but get cut off right before explanation
>Next scene is them being punished

Miscommunication episodes suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:24:11 No.77088259 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77091498

>>77074709
You were not kidding, 4 minutes in to episode one we already have
>indie music intro
>adventuring boy
>his shape shifting animal brother
>a quirkily specific type of princess

truly the chinese are masters at plagiarism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:29:50 No.77088397 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77073169
Karkat pls.
I think Shinji got this treatment too, or his gay rival Kawou anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:31:42 No.77088433 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77091482

>>77077782
What the hell is 'autism humor?' Monty Python? Memes? Train jokes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:34:44 No.77088490 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77084165
>Hero ends up being related to the villain
And this is apparently, somehow super bad because it supposes that genetics or nature is so rigid they'll be relation evil too or, what? I don't get what writers are trying to say with that shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:55:18 No.77090103 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77056210
Happened to me in high school.
Though it was more of a crush.
She would pick in me in flirtatious ways whenever she saw me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:58:59 No.77090158 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77093246 >>77097438

>>77059353
>cartoons make spinach look gross
>never touch it
>go to restaurant with family one night
>decide to find out what it actually tastes like
>eat that shit all the time now.

Can't believe I want 18 years without this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:05:57 No.77090283 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055931
Sneaking in right on time
Only one thing on our mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:34:57 No.77091482 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77088433
Stuff autistic people find funny.

Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco

Princess Sevenleaf !AnVbXjgZco Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:36:19 No.77091498 Report Delete

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>>77088259
A food-themed princess, even. So it's not even like they're trying to hide their inspiration. Instead of candy-themed, Sourie and her court seem to be fruit-themed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:52:07 No.77093157 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062611
I love how it seems to barely effect technology at all. Seriously? Tyrants continuing to drain on them that much and keeping older ways going wouldn't change development more than a tiny bit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:01:14 No.77093246 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77090158
Agreed, only I decided to eat it much sooner after randomly watching Popeye.

Love spinach so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:35:25 No.77095089 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059682
>Like, if your kid obviously doesn't like a vegetable, why keep serving it to them in the exact same way? And then they get mad at their kid when they don't even attempt to make the food appealing at all.

"Because I'm the parent and you do things my way because I said so."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:37:05 No.77095107 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77064345
>>77064505
Rule 1 of writing fiction: assume the audience is mentally retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:39:37 No.77095127 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062958
>that girl with the shake-weights

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:27:32 No.77095584 Report Delete

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>>77087997
>the gang finds a new friend that's perfect in every way
>he's so perfect that he's overshadowing one of the other characters
>the gang kicks out the overshadowed character for no real reason
>overshadowed character spends the episode trying to get back in the gang
>he's painted as a jealous loser for not wanting to lose his friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:31:21 No.77095625 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77069167
It's all true though. At my old high school kids would smear shit and piss all over the toilet and floor and would writee dick jokes and other profanities on the stall walls. And the school was FILLED with niggers. There was bubblegum everywhere and constantly got shit stuck on my shoe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:43:43 No.77096460 Report Delete

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>>77056364
i'm not gonna lie. this made me chuckle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:41:33 No.77097196 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>77097378 >>77098598

>character's parents look more like siblings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:47:14 No.77097265 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77062188
>>smart kids get bullied
>>only nerdy/weird kids wear glasses or braces
not true anymore since big bang theory aired and NERDS R SO COOWHEL NOWWWWW

BOLOGNIA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:56:50 No.77097378 Report Delete

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>>77097196

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:57:28 No.77097389 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77087372
there were still a couple of northern states allowed to have slaves after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:59:24 No.77097413 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77087651
I'm on campus and have no reaction images, but I'm also on campus and just burst out laughing in front of people who think I'm working. Bravo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:01:37 No.77097438 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77090158
They do this with a lot of food.
Peas and sprouts were always frowned upon in cartoons but prepared properly and with the right meal they're heaven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:04:35 No.77097476 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77059040
weird m8, for me the Presidential Fitness Test was something I thought cartoons made up. Never once seen it in real life.

>>77059542
Dodgeball was the shit, at our school we had dodgeball and then we had this crazy variant that had 4 teams trying to hit each other at once.

>>77061889
>"Popular kids"

Our school had popular kids but it wasn't like TV where the biggest assholes are popular for some reason. The popular kids were the sociable ones who got along with everybody.

>Wedgie

I've seen people get extreme wedgies where they are literally hung from their underwear band until it snaps but not at school. That's more of a summer camp thing.

>>77062608
>coach is out of shape, never stops talking about his shitty life

this one is true to life though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:06:25 No.77097502 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77067262

>these things exist

Not really the point. I know a guy from Arkansas whose high school still used spanking as a punishment (he's 25) but that doesn't mean it's common.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:20:07 No.77097654 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77061258
you probably got abducted by aliens or rapists

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:26:21 No.77097731 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77058507
>>>/tumblr/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:19:18 No.77098598 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77097196
Oh my...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:35:28 No.77098783 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>77055881
That happened several times on my local FOX network when there was a flash flood or something.

It probably made more sense for people who grew up in the 60's or so because their TV signals came from local stations, a cable network would only do that for 9/11 tier stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:45:16 No.77098938 Report Delete

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>>77063463
Nietzsche pls.

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