>Superman's back is broken
>still flight-capable and able to raze a city from orbit with his eyeballs
>goes around saving the day as usual, except in a wheelchair for the sake of politeness, while as Clark Kent he pretends to walk around by flying in place while flopping his useless lower body
>Batman gives his life fighting some horrible cretur
>Robin War happens as Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, and probably Damian Wayne fight for some contrived, retarded reason in order to prove that they're the true Batman
>However the "war" is derailed by the reappearance of "Batman", although this impersonator clearly has some nefarious scheme in hand
>And is secretly HUGO STRANGE FUCK YOU
