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>be at dinner with gf
>5 guys
>get our food and we're eating
>ive been hungry, chowing down
>she stops eating and stares at me
>I figure she thought I was being impolite eating so quickly (you know how triggered certain europeans get with their manners)
>no, she's staring at something else
>she scoots closer to me
>she starts pinching the side of my stomach, grabbing places
>never noticed how soft it had gotten
>"Honey, you're getting quite fat you know."
>I froze with a bite of greasy burger still half chewed in my mouth
>we were driving to her town an hour away afterwards, me sitting shotgun, flustered over the "incident" for hours
at that's where I learned I'm also into getting fed too. Isn't it weird how these things work out?
