>>6515422>Well good for you. I'm past the point of no return, soon to be a wizard, and too obsessed with my little girl Chinese cartoons for this to work. Any other suggestions?Well anon, assuming you continue to avoid self-improvement and maintain a negative deterministic attitude on life, than I have one idea which might just work, but it's going to require a lot of work on your part.
The first thing you gotta do is just hate yourself constantly; ignore those who are objectively worse off, because your life is the shittiest of them all. Next, blame everything on society. Your lack of muscle, social skills, and inability to resist stuffing your obese cheese-encrusted foodhole is the result of external forces conspiring against you, and absolutely not due to a lack of discipline, confidence, kindness, or any other deficiency in character . You need to give up all ambition and settle for the absolute minimum. That cute girl you like? Too attractive, too much work, it's easier to drown sorrows in masturbation. No friends? Who needs them! If they can't accept you for the aggressive misanthropic porn obsessed sexual deviant that you are then they're just ignorant. Avoid looking on the bright side of life, having goals outside of pleasure fulfillment, and always always point the blame away from yourself.
If done correctly your standards will fall so low that you'll fap to anything just so you experience an iota of what normal adjusted people call self- satisfaction. Then the afterglow will fade, and the vicious cycle will repeat, over and over again, until you finally just give up and die.
