Not going to green text because it's pretty long, I'm not even that good at writing. Last night I had this dream where I was at this convenience mart buying candy and a magazines. Then this mantis girl walk in, she about 50% on the graph but with a more mantis face and wore a robe, and she asks the store clerk for a bag of grubs, but the clerk told fuck off because she's a bug. So I buy this bag of grubs for her, they're about the size of witchetty grubs, when I give them to her she's super excited and makes this chittering noise. We end up walking around and I eat some of her grubs and she eats some of my gummy colas, we talk about culture and stuff and I get her to pose like a praying mantis; turns out she's part of an alien race that just so happens to look and act like earth insects. She tells me that all earth like planets are seeded with the same organisms that all have a predictive evolutionary potential, and then something about an alternative cambrian explosion but with insects (yeah, i dream about science, shuddup).

We arrive at a museum and there are some other insect people lining up for for something, when they see mantis they all move out the way and whisper to each other. I ask for two tickets to whatever the exhibition is, turns out its about sunken cities, there's no one there so we skinny dip. When we get out we touch hands and stuff, she has soft palms and 4 fingers with sharp tips. We bite each other, that's my fetish, I end up bleeding a bit, she puts tape on it because that's what bug people do when their carapace is damaged.

At the end of the museum there's this snack shop, she gets some grubs or meat or something and I get a hamburger. She laughs and says she thinks people have cockroach-like diets. We go back to my apartment or her apartment or something, it looks like a large broom closet with a mattress in it. I end up eating her out, her vagina is at the end of her abdomen, half way through she tells me to stop.

>word limit, continued?