> Be me, living in Germany
> Having a group of 10 friends
> Buying an old, unroadworthy caravan for 350 Euros
> Getting a piece of leased land from one of our grandparents where we may put it

We wanted to renovate the caravan, paint it and rebuild the interior, so we could have a place to chill, celebrate or be alone from time to time.
Now, after three or four months, the "Landschaftsschutzbeauftragter" in our town (the fussy guy hired to protect the landscape) requires the caravan to be removed because of reasons - although it is placed between trees like 100 meters away from the next road and can hardly be seen. However, we need ideas what to do with it!
Problems:
- The caravan can't really be moved, it is placed on a slope, in the meantime it got a flat tire and it is not approved to travel on a street.
- We don't have a power supply near the caravan.
- We don't have an other plot of land to put it onto at the moment.

What would you do with an old caravan if you had one?
What would you do with it in that situation?
If we decided to crush and dispose it due to lack of alternatives, is there anything we should watch out for?
Thanks!