zup diy I iz a moran that cannut spelz. i wantz to do something that any moran could do if I only could figure out how to use google, instead I will insist on doing something way more difficult than my apparent skillz indicate I can do.

please hold my hand and walk me through every little step and tell me exactly what to do so that later I can claim I built something all by my widdle wonesome!

I don't have tools, and my I was edumacated in a california/chicago/new york schools system that valued my feels over my abilities so I will get butthurt faster than the speed of lite.

also I don't want to put any effort in to this what-so-ever.