>>10541845>So.... weren't like, Patrick and Tripskank a thing or something??Honest truth: no idea where that rumor came from. We used to talk off of /fa/, and she's the only person who knows who I am by (real) name, but we've never met in person. Obviously, that means that the rumors that we fucked are patently false. I've been told something about this has to do with her (ex-) boyfriend, but I don't know the details and don't really care to invade anyone's privacy to find out.
I'm an ugly and weird motherfucker, her knowing my ~true identity~ isn't exactly dropping her panties, to say the least.
