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>be in high school
>have huge crush on a really cute girl named Emily
>too beta to approach her so just stare
>go to same college after graduation
>sit in front of library for hours just to catch a glimpse of her going in or coming out
>new semester starts and Emily comes to class I'm taking
>godisreal.exe
>work harder than ever to be in the same group as her for class project
>we all study for class together too
>working on project in group one day and she complains her laptop is slow
>be the hero and fix it for her (read:bought an expensive SSD from my own money and put it in her laptop but didn't tell her)
>she's impressed and says I'm such a good friend
>one of the guys asks "how did you do it?"
>can't think and said "I put virgin's blood in it"
>the other guy said "I kinda thought since you looked a bit weak today"
>everyone laughs
>one girl says "Emily, you should keep in touch with anon for lifetime supply"
>Emily says "I know, right?"
>everyone laughs for 2 straight minutes
>pick up my stuff and leave, drop the class, and transfer at the end of semester
>today marks 2 years of this event and those laughs still haunt me
>have huge crush on a really cute girl named Emily
>too beta to approach her so just stare
>go to same college after graduation
>sit in front of library for hours just to catch a glimpse of her going in or coming out
>new semester starts and Emily comes to class I'm taking
>godisreal.exe
>work harder than ever to be in the same group as her for class project
>we all study for class together too
>working on project in group one day and she complains her laptop is slow
>be the hero and fix it for her (read:bought an expensive SSD from my own money and put it in her laptop but didn't tell her)
>she's impressed and says I'm such a good friend
>one of the guys asks "how did you do it?"
>can't think and said "I put virgin's blood in it"
>the other guy said "I kinda thought since you looked a bit weak today"
>everyone laughs
>one girl says "Emily, you should keep in touch with anon for lifetime supply"
>Emily says "I know, right?"
>everyone laughs for 2 straight minutes
>pick up my stuff and leave, drop the class, and transfer at the end of semester
>today marks 2 years of this event and those laughs still haunt me
