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mirin stories Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:11:10 No.34665414 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34665466 >>34665735 >>34665792 >>34667917

>alt + g "mirin"
>no miron thread
/mirin general/

>be 6'9", 267lbs, 11% BF (bulking feels)
>show up to family get together
>female cousin (12) exclaims "glutes!"
>begins to feel my glutes for 30-45 seconds
>fingers my ass seductively
>sister says "what the fuck" to herself in the corner

>cousin now kisses me passionately on the lips when less people are around
>tfw no gf

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:20:59 No.34665466 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34665792

>>34665414
I think you spelled "made up stories" wrongly

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:11:42 No.34665735 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34665757 >>34665774 >>34667228

>>34665414
can someone explain to me what is going on in this pepe pic. i kek evertim xDDDDDD

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:16:04 No.34665757 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34665774 >>34665792

>>34665735
Not sure if srs, but it's a joke about the sasquatch ;D

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:20:14 No.34665774 Report Delete

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>>34665735
>>34665757
It's the smug frog

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:24:15 No.34665792 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34666672

>>34665466
Haha thats pretty funny, mind if I use that?

>>34665757
Thanks 4 the help

>>34665414
I think you meant alt × F

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:23:39 No.34666658 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34666821

>Get introduced to new friends through some of my other friends
>We all hangout for the night, drive around doing fun shit
>Gets late, i go home and one of my girl friends comes with me
>We get in my appartment and talk about the night
>she suddenly says "Anon, you were so much bigger than all of those guys"
>One of the other guys were pretty big as well so i say "I guess yea, but one of the guys were probably bigger than me" Just to know what she though, as a comparison of me and him
>So she says "Ye he was big, but still not as big as you"

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:26:27 No.34666672 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34666910

>>34665792
Sure, it's all yours, buddy!

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:52:51 No.34666821 Report Delete

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>>34666658
y-you fucked her right?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:54:21 No.34666831 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34667208

>tfw mirin a guy too hard and get a boner

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:57:14 No.34666847 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34667068 >>34667188

lads I finally made it

I just got the most unbelievable mire of my fucking life. I can't fucking believe it. I'll post a greentext tomorrow morning...but basically.

>walking down sidewalk at night
>get picked up by random asian milf looking for directions
>turns out she is a masseuse
>loves my body
>gives me a massage in her back seat
>ends up sucking my dick

Is this even real life

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:08:28 No.34666910 Report Delete

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>>34666672
Did her like two weeks ago, wasnt something i'd hit twice unfortunately.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:32:45 No.34667068 Report Delete

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>>34666847
>Getting in some strangers car
>Getting into the car of a HOT strange GIRL that is ALL ALONE, and has no objection of a UNKNOWN MALE getting in her car
>Asian
Are you retarded, or was it always your dream to become fried rice?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:55:43 No.34667188 Report Delete

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>>34666847
She was a trappy bruh

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:59:21 No.34667208 Report Delete

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>>34666831
iktf breh

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:02:37 No.34667228 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34667259

>>34665735
its a famous photo supposedly of bigfoot but is obviously a guy in a gorilla suit

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:07:59 No.34667259 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34667565 >>34667841

>>34667228
Except it's real and Bigfoot exists

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:48:37 No.34667565 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34667627

>>34667259
>empty conclusion without any premises backing said conclusion

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:59:01 No.34667627 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34667645

>>34667565
>he expects arguments to follow deductive reasoning on 4chan

fuck off eugene,

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:01:24 No.34667645 Report Delete

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>>34667627
>not trying to steer tone of discussion in the direction of your preference by constant negative reinforcement

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:04:26 No.34667671 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34667721

>be me in lecture
>didn't have time to take this course last year so don't really know a lot of people there and sit alone near the window
>qt 3.14 sits next to me
>we talk during the lecture, topic of my height somehow comes up
>she thinks that 6'0 is really tall (wtf ?) and I look huge (granted she was pretty short and when we stood next to each other I would tower over her)
>lecture over
>she tells me that it sucks that she hasn't been seeing me around until now (or sth like that don't remember exactly)
>she tells me that this was her last lecture of the day and smiles
>looks like she expects me to say sth
>I just say "yeah well I gotta go, see ya"
>she looks disappointed
>I walk off

shit fam I should've asked for her number. never thought I was an autist but now that I think about it it was pretty obvious. My problem is I can make girls laugh and flirt with them but I just can't transition into asking for their number or asking them out.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:12:08 No.34667721 Report Delete

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>>34667671
She doesn't think 6'0" is really tall. She just likes you. You're barely manlet cutoff.

And it's all self confidence man. Work on getting that up. I have the same issue. Working on it.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:32:46 No.34667841 Report Delete

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>>34667259
Bigfoot may in fact exist--a lot of people seem to think so, including Jane Goodall--but the guy playing Bigfoot in the picture admitted to posing in a gorilla suit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:44:31 No.34667917 Report Delete

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>>34665414

>work as venue lighting crew for large theatre in Sydney
>be rigging lights for Cats
>female member of touring crew touches my shoulder as im working to get my attention
>"holy shit anon i didnt know your shoulders where so nice"

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