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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 10:23:24 No.34679787 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34681775 >>34681923

>format c:
>yero mir found

lets have a mirin thread

>be at macdonald at 1 in the morning, a bit drunk
>Order some food with my friends
>start dancing like a retard to the music
>tfw the male cahsier start to mire
>he is a flamming homosexual
>he get me a free burger with a wink
>tfw no homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:12:17 No.34680947 Report Delete

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>be me on vacation in Europe
>I am a dude from latin america. I have the same skin color as halle berry
>Meet an Ausie fag in a nightclub
>He clearly wants muh dick
>He said that my ass and arms are hot as fuck
>He was drunk and he was annoying me all night long with compliments and trying to hug me/touch me/dancing with me

Its counts right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:19:18 No.34681036 Report Delete

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>solid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:28:36 No.34681775 Report Delete

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>>34679787

>go into kitchen in uni halls, back from the shops
>girl from my corridor sees me bringing more milk
>"anon, the rate you go through milk is astounding"
>hold eye contact for 3s, say "yea" and scurry back to my room

damn it feels good to be mired

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:40:56 No.34681923 Report Delete

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>>34679787
>be me
>working at mcdonalds
>we are having the "autism awareness week"
>free burguers for autists
>some guys come
>notice one of them is clearly an autist
>give him his free burguer
>he says "no homo"
autists are weird, man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:31:58 No.34682443 Report Delete

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Last night, outta nowhere, girl I bearly know, sent me a message, says I look good and stuff, and asked me can she train with me, cuz she saw me and wants to get in shape. She looks good, just to tone up.Does this count as mirin?
Also autis in me told her she can, but she needs to adapt to me and my gymbro time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:40:20 No.34682517 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:44:03 No.34682555 Report Delete

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fuck, there are too many stories to recount. i'll just drip feed in some random greentexts of stories i happen to remember throughout the thread.

>last halloween
>dressed as danny from grease
>leather jacket, pompadour hair, ripped white t-shirt (ripped at the chest)
>in club
>drunk girl comes over, looks me in the eye and places her hand on the exposed part of my pec, just coppin' a feel
>obviously did nothing because she was clearly a drunken autist weirdo but still felt nice

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