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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 11:17:17 No.34680316 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34680480 >>34680503 >>34681409 >>34681645 >>34681719 >>34681743

>running
>fart
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 11:19:13 No.34680339 Report Delete

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>on the tube
>arrive at your stop
>loud protein fart
>get off
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 11:31:24 No.34680480 Report Delete

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>>34680316
>Farting each time you take a step 10+ times in a row until your colon is entirely deflated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 11:33:17 No.34680503 Report Delete

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>>34680316

>go on a long distance run
>10+ miles
>come home, stretch and shower
>30 minutes later
>start having violent, gut rumbling flatulence
>lasts for 90 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 11:36:57 No.34680539 Report Delete

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>at bar
>fart
>entire bar evacuates
>mfw my friends know it was me

>tfw people recognize your ungodly protein farts

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:31:39 No.34681181 Report Delete

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>post run farts
>gf says she doesn't mind
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:52:44 No.34681397 Report Delete

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>get drafted
>have the 2-4am watch with a buddy
>cold as fuck at night on a mountain
>farting contest the whole 2 hours
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:53:34 No.34681409 Report Delete

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>>34680316
>running
>need to fart
>have to stop to fart because fear of a shart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:56:11 No.34681430 Report Delete

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>>34681409
This

>2015, I mean Come On
>trusting a fart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:01:55 No.34681489 Report Delete

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>drink 52g of protein
>hanging out with gf of 1 month
>silently but deadly fart
>blame it on her tiny Shih Tzu dog
>she knows it's me but it's no big deal
>having sex later
>every 5-10 minutes have to cease sex and sprint outside the bedroom to fart

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:04:34 No.34681511 Report Delete

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>post run explosive shit

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:06:16 No.34681530 Report Delete

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>>34681489
lmao2scoops

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:15:19 No.34681623 Report Delete

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>>34681511
most satisfying shits since your ass is lubed with sweat
barely any wiping needed

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:17:24 No.34681645 Report Delete

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>>34680316
>roc bouldering
>hard move
>abs contract
>silent but nonetheless stinky gaseous fart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:21:06 No.34681684 Report Delete

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>in basketball practice
>fart everytime I go into a defensive stance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:24:29 No.34681718 Report Delete

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>>34681489
I thought it was common knowledge your body can't process more than 30 grams of protein per meal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:24:35 No.34681719 Report Delete

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>>34680316
you are loosing ure gains with these farts, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:26:39 No.34681743 Report Delete

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>>34680316
Why do people find sharing info about farts so funny? I bet you sick fucks would fart in my mouth if you had the chance to...

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