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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:02:41 No.34687910 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34688521 >>34689397 >>34689435 >>34689459 >>34689600 >>34689725 >>34689791 >>34689908 >>34689917

>my room smells like shit from so much farting
it ain't even subtle, the toilet smells better than my room in that aspect

I'll have to buy these fragrance sachets and I'm afraid 1 or 2 won't do it /fit/

how do I deal w it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:59:33 No.34688521 Report Delete

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>>34687910
my fucking sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:26:11 No.34689296 Report Delete

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dafuq nigga

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:33:54 No.34689353 Report Delete

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buy 3 instead

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:40:33 No.34689397 Report Delete

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>>34687910

This happened last night op. I feel your pain

>been launching protein farts all night.
>sitting in my shorts watching tv.
>fan on, window open, room smells like butthole still. Imusedtoit.com
>hear scratch at door
>aww, pebbles (my cat) wants in to kick it
>open door and she trots in
>she turns around and leaves

Cats can smell too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:45:32 No.34689435 Report Delete

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>>34687910
Man, I wake up in the morning after unleashing demon farts in my sleep, whole room smells like a cannibals dump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:48:11 No.34689450 Report Delete

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I've been frebreezing my chair and mattress. Don't know what else to do.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:49:15 No.34689459 Report Delete

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>>34687910
lol are you me? my room seriously has this permanent fart stench to it. Opening the windows and putting multiple fans on full blast does nothing. Air fresheners just mix with the fart and makes it smell even worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:04:08 No.34689572 Report Delete

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I've been ingesting alot of yogurt recently and I fart like nonstop lol. I just hope my landlord doesnt stop by anytime soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:06:58 No.34689593 Report Delete

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man my room smells like my sweat hardcore and nothing gets rid of it. The few girls I've had over say my sweat smells good (wat), but I think it's kinda rank personally. how get rid of odors

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:07:03 No.34689595 Report Delete

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i dont know why but my farts stink worse in the shower, i think it has something to do with the steam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:07:38 No.34689600 Report Delete

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>>34687910
Stop farting in your fuckin room idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:11:48 No.34689633 Report Delete

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>>34689595
Your sinuses open up more because of the steam and heat so you get a much better whiff, that and you don't have clothes on to dampen the smell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:13:28 No.34689644 Report Delete

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i know how you feel, OP. protein farts had me dreading going to sleep

buy some scented candles. it's not gay. some of them smell delicious and can make all those farts disappear within seconds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:18:48 No.34689685 Report Delete

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I seriously have not brought anyone over and into my room for a while due to the fear of them smelling my fart room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:26:07 No.34689725 Report Delete

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>>34687910
Cram a few dryer sheets into your asshole, 2-3 should be fine. It works for pot smoke which is at least as pungent as farts so it should fix you right up. Every time you poop you'll shit them out so you will have to stick some more in, you'll probably go through approximately a box a week depending on how regular your bowel movements are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:27:59 No.34689743 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34689785 >>34689793

Get an air purifier OP, you can grab one for like 60$ on amazon that just plugs in and last forever. I can have sweaty clothes in my room and fart all the time and it goes away. Will save you money in the long run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:30:50 No.34689768 Report Delete

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>>34689725
this. I've been stuffing dryer sheets into my asshole for about six months now, works like a charm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:32:32 No.34689777 Report Delete

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>>34689725
my pooper would: 1. dry, 2. swollen, 3. itch, 4. possibly tear because of dry skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:33:55 No.34689785 Report Delete

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>>34689743
Why purify the air around your smelly asshole when you can just go straight to the source?
>>34689725
^Listen to this guy OP, filter your farts before they ever have a chance to escape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:34:37 No.34689791 Report Delete

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>>34687910
buy a fan and fan that shit out

take some old pantyhose and stuff coffee beans in there to neutralize dat there stench

wash your sheets and do your laundry consistently.

and quit being a dirty motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:35:10 No.34689792 Report Delete

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>>34689777
Throw a little cocoa butter in there twice a day, you'll be straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:35:18 No.34689793 Report Delete

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>>34689743
doesnt your room get more stuffy since the windows have to be closed? and doesnt all that good air go out when you open the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:39:13 No.34689821 Report Delete

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>>34689791
fan's on almost 24hrs/day
windows are netted and open 24/7
doors open from the morning til evening

the stench is solely on my room

I'm not dirty, I fart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:42:12 No.34689844 Report Delete

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>>34689821
>I'm not dirty, I fart

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:43:08 No.34689851 Report Delete

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>>34689792
>bleach and soften your anus
He won't be straight for long anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:50:52 No.34689908 Report Delete

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>>34687910
Ventilation isn't a thing anymore?
Can't you just adjust your diet or something?
What about washing your clothes/underwear and not just leaving it in the clothes basket in your room?
Have you thought that maybe you smell like shit and that your room is a mess?
Did you also think about whether it's a problem or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:51:37 No.34689917 Report Delete

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>>34687910
shampoo your carpet. get a new mattress, and chair tbh fam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:52:54 No.34689931 Report Delete

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You guys always overdo it on the protein.

1.8g per kg bodyweight. This whole gram per pound shit is just a way to fart your world up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:58:12 No.34689965 Report Delete

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My mom walks into my room holding her nose 24/7

My friends smell my farts and almost puke.

But my gf doesn't smell them at all wtf. I've literally farted on her and she's immune to it.

Guess we're getting married

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 02:32:45 No.34690194 Report Delete

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>>34689397
>cats can smell too
Bullshit, I don't believe it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 02:33:21 No.34690195 Report Delete

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>>34689965
Oh she smells it... and it turns her on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 02:36:05 No.34690211 Report Delete

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>>34689725
I feel terrible for legitimately considering this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 02:39:55 No.34690234 Report Delete

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scented candle + fan.

my room smells like shit. family and friends walks in they are shunned by the scent.

Having a scented candle changed that, and the fan allows for circulation when I don't use it. My room is now delightful to enter, aside from the mess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 02:51:09 No.34690283 Report Delete

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>thought i'd try vegetarian for a while
>buy some linda mcartney sausages.
>pic related to current butt smell

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