>>34695503You're obviously a faggot.
What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-bone steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it’s the freedom to go into a poor country and tell them how to do things?!
Heh! Those are all great qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot is the ability to choose
an American twink! When you get fucked by bears you completely neglect that twinks need love too (twink cries). There, there! This poor twink is going to starve to death, just because you neglected lust and a youthful companion. Without gross symbols of excess that are twinks, what will Americans have to look up to? Our great industries is a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And twinks need your help! So the next time you have a choice between a bear or a twink, a piece of adult literature or a missile defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!
