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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:26:24 No.34695064 View Reply Report Delete

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Serious question; how do some computer programmers who only drink diet coke, eat pizzas, and never exercise stay thin?

Obviously some become Jabba the hut but others are rail thin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:27:44 No.34695077 Report Delete

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>>34695064
Why would diet coke make you fat? But the answer is that they dont eat enough bad stuff to get fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:27:50 No.34695078 Report Delete

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>>34695064
Their brains burn all the calories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:27:55 No.34695079 Report Delete

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>>34695064
they don't drink a case a coke a day
they don't eat entire pizzas
that's literally it. They probably only drink ONE can a day and at most TWO slices of pizza. It's not rocket science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:30:18 No.34695102 Report Delete

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>>34695064
small portions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:30:28 No.34695103 Report Delete

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back when I was a skinny nerd I ate pizza all the time and drank regular coke. basically I had breakfast, sometimes lunch, pizza for dinner with a glass or two of coke. I was 180cm and 65kg at my lightest during that time.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:31:31 No.34695107 Report Delete

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>>34695064
OP plz, I'm trying not to fap today

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:32:10 No.34695111 Report Delete

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>>34695079
>It's not rocket science
For some computer programmers, it is...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:32:15 No.34695113 Report Delete

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>>34695064
They're probably ectomorphs. Also, people like that rarely eat enough to gain weight. When i was a skelly I used to think I ate loads, but i was actually eating about 1800 calories a day.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:32:35 No.34695118 Report Delete

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>>34695077

>why would drinking chemicals in a can not fuck up your body

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:33:03 No.34695127 Report Delete

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ever heard of calories?

lotus !!IwMXN+OD/s3

lotus !!IwMXN+OD/s3 Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:36:10 No.34695156 Report Delete

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>>34695079
This.
When I was a programmer I drank two cokes a day and ate 1-2 microwave burritos a day, maybe a footlong from subway. Programming is main priority, not eating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:37:49 No.34695171 Report Delete

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how about you change your diet you fuck

jesus christ it's not that hard. get a slow cooker and cook meats and starches in bulk, freeze them in small portions and you've got yourself a bunch of meals fam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:41:44 No.34695213 Report Delete

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>>34695156
Black Canadian ripped programmer.

/pol/ would really like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:42:48 No.34695221 Report Delete

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>>34695113
>the sell "fast metabolism" meme
Just as infuriating as fatties thinking they don't eat very much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:42:54 No.34695223 Report Delete

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Because they binge eat but stay under maintenance. That type also tends to be tall giving then a naturally high tdee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:45:09 No.34695245 Report Delete

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The same way all those skellies eat. Generally they have one huge meal everyday, like they'll eat a bunch of pizza for lunch, but the rest of the time they're buzzing on coffee and snacking on goldfish or some shit.

>>fast metabolism
Nah they're just too autistic to eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:46:02 No.34695257 Report Delete

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>>34695078

this.

if you're working hard, and not eating enough, you'll stay skinny.

most programmers barely eat any food really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:52:06 No.34695312 Report Delete

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>>34695064
name?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:42:47 No.34695779 Report Delete

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>>34695064
I was there bro, I was that guy.

Basically, diet coke is 0 cal, then you eat half a pizza midday and the second half on the evening, plus a dessert. All in all, you are barely eating more than 1500cal per day, so you are clearly under tdee.

I was 6.3/194cm and 143lbs/65kg. Entering a somewhat skellyfat mode. (Because yes, with 0 exercise at all and only eating sugar and fat stuff, you gain some fat even with such a low calorie intake.)

Now 176lbs/80kg

lotus !!IwMXN+OD/s3

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lotus !!IwMXN+OD/s3 Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:44:57 No.34695807 Report Delete

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>>34695213

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>>34695118
Yeah I agree, watch this gripping documentary of the subject

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>>34696036
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:12:39 No.34696063 Report Delete

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Fast metabolism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:12:44 No.34696065 Report Delete

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>>34695064
its not healthy but it is less than 2000 calories a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:40:10 No.34696390 Report Delete

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>>34695064
Bro I study comp science and not even myself can understand how this happens. They are all either fat or insanely thin.
Sometimes I think I am the only person who studies comp sci at my uni with a good social life who lifts and practices MMA outside of studying and programming. 1.5 yr lifting already and 3 years training MMA.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Salamandra !!jkJs7kt7c1T

Salamandra !!jkJs7kt7c1T Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:46:29 No.34696457 Report Delete

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Either they have a fast metabolism, either they hardly eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:51:15 No.34696505 Report Delete

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>>34695113

Somatotypes are bullshit. Please stop spreading stupid memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:52:30 No.34696517 Report Delete

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>>34695078
Oddly enough this actually is the reason

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:00:37 No.34696537 Report Delete

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>>34696390
I know this feel. Senior here, only seen one guy who lifts in any CS class ever. Everyone is a skeleton and there's the one token fatass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:00:43 No.34696541 Report Delete

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Because they don't eat much.

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:03:14 No.34696567 Report Delete

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1. Stimulant abuse
2. Eating disorders
Same as every body else

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:11:08 No.34696671 Report Delete

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>>34696537
lol its funny because every single time I enter a CS class everyone stares at me like "is he really studying CS?"
yesterday a 7.5/10 (would be a straight 8 but she is a bit... weird and awkward) qt3.14 who is the center of attention of every guy in the class asked me if I could help her with one of her projects and if we could go out for a coffee this weekend. Felt amazing, first time a girl ever asked me out lol.
>pic unrelated, but cracks me every time

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:23:53 No.34696789 Report Delete

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>>34695118
>why would drinking chemicals in a can, that equal 0 calories, cause someone to gain weight.

HE NEVER SAID THEY WOULDNT FUCK UP YOUR BODY YOU STUPID FUCKING MONGOLOID, HOWS THAT READING COMPREHENSION GOING FOR YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:27:23 No.34696830 Report Delete

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>>34696789
You don't fuck up your body because of a little coke zero. It doesn't help with the teeth, tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:23:04 No.34697440 Report Delete

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>>34695156
Please tell me they called you Morpheus or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:26:42 No.34697477 Report Delete

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>>34696789
roid rage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:41:55 No.34697639 Report Delete

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They eat very little. Their food might be shit, but it's not a lot.
Professor Mark Haub proved it's not what you eat but how much you eat.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:05:12 No.34698642 Report Delete

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>>34695118
>chemicals are bad hurr durr

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:07:54 No.34698675 Report Delete

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Each line of code I write burns about 1kcal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:27:24 No.34698897 Report Delete

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>>34696567
>stimulant abuse
This is the correct response. Caffeine and adderall abuse is very commonplace and even encouraged. That shit suppresses appetite and keeps you focused on your work for quite some time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:41:00 No.34699038 Report Delete

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Skinnyfags who eat junk aren't eating a lot of that junk. No caloric surplus, no weight gain. They are unhealthy in other ways, skinnyfat, weak, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:44:34 No.34699086 Report Delete

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>>34695064
Are you seriously implying being a computer programmer means you can't be /fit/?
Considering I'm sub 12% body fat.
I'd say I make rather healthy eating choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:46:37 No.34699109 Report Delete

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Because computer programmers naturally have massive dicks. All of the calories in their fruitful eating habits get spent on supporting their hog

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:47:41 No.34699118 Report Delete

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>>34699086
He was just using programmers as an example you sperg

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:47:53 No.34699122 Report Delete

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they'll eventually gain weight as they grow older, my boyfriend is still eating like how he used to eat as a teenager and is now gaining weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:48:10 No.34699129 Report Delete

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>>34695156
hnnggg <3

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:48:35 No.34699132 Report Delete

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>>34699109
This is true.
They don't have to bulk up to fuel some delusions of being a dominate male.
They just smash their huge pee pees against the keyboards and code is made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:49:41 No.34699148 Report Delete

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>>34695807
Hnnnggg Allison Harvard is too cute.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:50:27 No.34699158 Report Delete

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All of the above. Also age has a lot to do with it. I ate like crap for most of my life, fast food all the time, whatever. But I didn't actually start putting on any noticeable amount of weight until the last couple years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:58:35 No.34699256 Report Delete

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>>34695807
Shit you're Canadian?? Near mtl by any chance???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:28:58 No.34699640 Report Delete

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>>34695064
It's because they get so into their work they forget to eat. So they might eat pizza and drink soda, but they drink a can over hours, and that half pizza is the only thing they eat that entire day.

I used to eat pizza, ice cream, and drink soda. I weighed 165lbs at 6'3" while spending 14 hours per day on the PC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:35:43 No.34699707 Report Delete

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>>34699640
Exactly this
Programmer here
Often times forget to eat because I'm so deep in shit
I'm not rail thin or fat (175cm 70kg, 13-14% bodyfat), but I can see how someone with a bit worse of eating habits in either direction could end up at an extreme
Also, I lift. I know most of my coworkers do not

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