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ITT: High school /fit/ related stories
>in weight lifting class because average was A- for the class and was 90% dicking around
>friend is another friend's squatting buddy
>squatting buddy is not paying attention because on his phone
>friend squatting wrist gives out and starts to have the bar roll back
>"Johnny!...Johnny!...JOHNNY!"
>friend's back is arched like half an orange
>nearby betas swarm in to help
>takes a guy nicknamed "steroids" to get the bar off
>friend takes a breather on the floor and thanks his stars that he is alive
>squatting buddy still on phone
>in the locker rooms getting dressed to go to class
>steroids from first story sits down on the bench next to me
>has a thousand yard stare
>looks like he had just walked in on the hulk balls deep in a care bear
>"I have aids"
>allofmywut.jpg
>steroids gets up and slams this kid's locker door and screams in his face
>kid was deaf so he is more concerned than scared
>steroids slips walking into the showers with his clothes still on and starts to cry on the floor
>he didn't even have aids
Bonus tard story
>everyone doing this fitness thing in the gym
>have to run back and forth for a grade
>that american fitness system tho
>certain points indicate grade (20 times=C, 30=B, etc.)
>most crap out at 30
>autistic black kid makes it to 120
>coach made him stop because he felt that he needed to
>kid wasn't even breathing heavy
>we play basketball and he kinda stands off to the side
>he looks around to see if anyone is watching before he grabs his head like he was going to snap his own neck
>proceeds to dislocate his own fucking jaw
>lays down on floor and screams
>coach sprints over to him and gets kids to help him to the nurse
>kid gets a free pass for a month
>honestly was the smartest kid out of all of the class
>in weight lifting class because average was A- for the class and was 90% dicking around
>friend is another friend's squatting buddy
>squatting buddy is not paying attention because on his phone
>friend squatting wrist gives out and starts to have the bar roll back
>"Johnny!...Johnny!...JOHNNY!"
>friend's back is arched like half an orange
>nearby betas swarm in to help
>takes a guy nicknamed "steroids" to get the bar off
>friend takes a breather on the floor and thanks his stars that he is alive
>squatting buddy still on phone
>in the locker rooms getting dressed to go to class
>steroids from first story sits down on the bench next to me
>has a thousand yard stare
>looks like he had just walked in on the hulk balls deep in a care bear
>"I have aids"
>allofmywut.jpg
>steroids gets up and slams this kid's locker door and screams in his face
>kid was deaf so he is more concerned than scared
>steroids slips walking into the showers with his clothes still on and starts to cry on the floor
>he didn't even have aids
Bonus tard story
>everyone doing this fitness thing in the gym
>have to run back and forth for a grade
>that american fitness system tho
>certain points indicate grade (20 times=C, 30=B, etc.)
>most crap out at 30
>autistic black kid makes it to 120
>coach made him stop because he felt that he needed to
>kid wasn't even breathing heavy
>we play basketball and he kinda stands off to the side
>he looks around to see if anyone is watching before he grabs his head like he was going to snap his own neck
>proceeds to dislocate his own fucking jaw
>lays down on floor and screams
>coach sprints over to him and gets kids to help him to the nurse
>kid gets a free pass for a month
>honestly was the smartest kid out of all of the class
