Walk in the door feeling like $1,000,000. "Hi" says the sloot behind the desk. "Have a good workout!" "Shut the fuk up, u fukkin cawkstroker" I reply. It's leg day, I need to focus, can't let some dumb bitch try to pigeon hole me in a conversation! I piss all over the power rack, it's now mine. Another male walks over with his cawk in his hand, he wants to claim it, but suddenly he hits the floor sniffing. He angrily strokes his cawk while he walks towards the smith machine in defeat. I do my leg workout, "Have a nice day!" Says that cum dumpster But I start to come back down to earth. Suddenly I collapse. I claw my hands into the asphalt and get to my car door, I open the door, and put my hands into the door frame, and swing myself in. I grab my right leg and push my foot towards the pedal. As I'm driving, I begin to visualize myself doing my workout all over again, I can feel my quads activating again, mind over matter. And then I hear the sound of police sirens, I can see red and blue behind me. But I'm not done with my set, I keep driving, because in my mind I still have 7 more reps left. After my set, I pullover. I tell the officer that I wasn't finished with my set and that it was leg day. He tells me to step out of the car, but my legs are so sore. I explain to him that I have DOMS. I open the door, place my hands on the door frame and swing myself out of the car.
My knees buckle and I throw my arms around his pants, his pants slide down to his ankles and he falls to the ground on top of me. i can feel him getting hard but I can't move. His penor accidentally makes its way into my butt I scream. He screams. It's jammed in there pretty good, as my quads are sore and my glutes are too pumped. As he tries to pull out, my glutes instinctively tighten. It's like a nightmare Suddenly I realize, though i can't move my legs, I have the advantage. I tighten my glutes again I relax my glutes. I can move again. This is how an alpha male gets out of a ticket.