First off, I swear not to use fit as my personal weight loss blog, but I'll be back every so often to give updates/get feedback.

That being said; hello!
I am a fat shit!

I'm 26, 261 lbs, and I'm the thinnest I've been in my adult life. My embarrassing stature come from a life of decadence, laziness, video-gaming and love of fatty, shitty foods.

I have been overweight since I hit puberty, always being the fat one in my group of friends, always being the butt of fat jokes, and everything else fat-kid related.

I've tried before to lose weight with varying results. Most recently, I had a temp job at a printing press that had a sweat shop/jail house quality about it. 12 hour shifts, no breaks, eat lunch while working kinda deal, and over the course of a year lost roughly 38 lbs.

But after the position ended I fell back into fat-shit-hood. I put on 20 lbs, I'm disgusting again, and in tired of it.

When I was 239 lbs I caught a glimpse of a different world, like looking at a baseball game from peering over a very tall fence. People treated me differently, more girls glanced in my direction, my sex wss better and more fulfilling--but above all, I had regained self confidence that I had all but lost.

But I'll cut this short, I'm taking the plunge. I'm vowing from this point forward not to diet, but change the way that I live. I'm attaching a picture of my gut so you know I'm not lying about being a sweaty fat ass.

Please help motivate me as well as guide me. Call me names, suggest healthy foods (I'll eat fucking anything!), make my stomach ugly, suggest workout routines for beginners, etc.

Please obi-/fit/-kanobe, you're my only hope.