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Tomorrow I may need to fight someone much bigger and much stronger than me. I need some serious tips.

I have never been in a fight before, am not an athlete and have shit stamina, am probably slightly above average as far as strength, and am really short at 5'7''. I weigh 185 lbs. I'm chubby but not really fat.

My opponent is 6'6'', about 230lbs, a current athlete, and has a LOT of fighting experience. I am outclassed in pretty much every way.

What can I do? The fucker slighted me and I need to slap him with a piece of cheese to maintain my dignity, but I have a feeling he'll attack me. I doubt I could outrun him.