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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:14:01 No.34721739 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34722203 >>34722224 >>34722242 >>34722798 >>34723109 >>34723424 >>34723678 >>34723971

Meanwhile in far of future /fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:16:11 No.34721765 Report Delete

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>George Bush XV
>natty
Pick uno

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:18:06 No.34721791 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34721946

>starting a waking cycle in the colonial mines
>lost all my gains in stasis
how high should i have my gravity while cycling test
i hear some guys go as high as 30 N

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:22:59 No.34721859 Report Delete

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Tfw no cyborg qt3.14 with a turbo-wank arm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:27:07 No.34721918 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34722162 >>34722250 >>34729538 >>34732203

>tfw im shitposting from outside the solar system

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:29:32 No.34721946 Report Delete

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>>34721791
>i hear some guys go as high as 30 N
LOL 30N run it at 20 for the first 6 six week then finish at 30N for the last 6 weeks

its like you don't even want gains bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:43:30 No.34722118 Report Delete

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Achievable natty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:46:29 No.34722162 Report Delete

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>>34721918

that looks so cool

AYYLMAO

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AYYLMAO Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:48:46 No.34722190 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFYl8-Omws

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A Y Y
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Cheeky !!FAuZa1a5qyA

Cheeky !!FAuZa1a5qyA Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:49:39 No.34722203 Report Delete

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>>34721739
>of

Tfw benching 100000000 plate in zero gravity
>feels good man

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:50:32 No.34722224 Report Delete

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>>34721739

cyborg gains

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:51:48 No.34722242 Report Delete

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>>34721739

left humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:52:06 No.34722248 Report Delete

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Someone else has tried to do AYY + LMAO? I heard its good for weak boned people like me born in space

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:52:10 No.34722250 Report Delete

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>>34721918
Can you imagine stubbing your fucking toes on that shitty flooring? Awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:53:48 No.34722270 Report Delete

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>>34722190
> tfw a gray anal probes near you in the galactic fitness communal cleaning pods

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:58:38 No.34722315 Report Delete

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>lifting when you can just take InstaGainz(tm), go through some minimal surgical enhancements, and come out a power armored badass who purges Xenos and Heretics in the name of the Emprah

Literally why aren't you going down to your local Adeptus Astartes recruitment center RIGHT NOW, /fit/?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:02:54 No.34722358 Report Delete

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Duubs confirms im posting from the future on mars

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:10:53 No.34722437 Report Delete

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Could I even satisfy a chick like this without 17×14 plutonium rod brehs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:21:36 No.34722537 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34722588 >>34723994

>tfw not a virus from a cyborg bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:26:00 No.34722588 Report Delete

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>>34722537
Who is this data crater?
>that fell when no kute cyborg bf

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:31:53 No.34722664 Report Delete

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Finally we left humanity behind.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:32:25 No.34722673 Report Delete

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Cyborg get

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:34:22 No.34722696 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34732005

>Mfw benching 700 pounds with my cyborg arm gainz

why aren't you augmented yet /fit/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:38:33 No.34722756 Report Delete

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>>34722315
>minimal surgical enhancements

that shit fucks up your neuro processors so bad most guys who get them don't live past 120. no thanks.
also they shrink your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:42:44 No.34722798 Report Delete

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>>34721739
More like tomorrow, this is the fucking gayest place

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:50:54 No.34722898 Report Delete

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>forgot to take my daily pill that consists of my entire caloric day including nano-molecular whey oil concentrate for my titanium joints
>qt 9 ft manlet girlfriend leaves me

Why even live on this celestial body that was once considered a planet so many years ago, bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:05:54 No.34723073 Report Delete

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>>34722756
>implying you'll ever need your dick in a lifestyle that's 100% dedicated to serving the emprah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:09:08 No.34723109 Report Delete

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>>34721739
Surly /fit/ will be pointless in the future since I can leave my over demanding fleshy shell and get a nice steel one instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:09:38 No.34723117 Report Delete

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>>34723109
>Wanting to be implanted into an android body

>>>/fraud/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:11:43 No.34723150 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34723212

>>34723117
What If I built it myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:18:13 No.34723212 Report Delete

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>>34723150
> it's natty if you synthesise it in a bathtub yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:22:27 No.34723257 Report Delete

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>>34723212
>caring about being natty
>when I could install a plasma rifle in my arm
Gives it a whole new meaning when I say check out these cannons

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:27:18 No.34723300 Report Delete

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>>34723257
>plasma rifle in my arm
> not head cannon
Never gonna laputan machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:30:55 No.34723347 Report Delete

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>>34723300
>not just having a body made entirely of guns under a thin metal covering

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:38:39 No.34723424 Report Delete

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>>34721739
Dudes, I tried pirating the premium firmware for nano gains 3.04, and all I got was this stupid Trojanhorse.cock virus that completely ruined my feminine dick, I tried rebooting my cybersoft OS but it crashed to the blue skin of death. I am scared guys what do I do?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:01:27 No.34723678 Report Delete

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>>34721739
Dat filename

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:17:16 No.34723856 Report Delete

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Tfw project 26-79 to rebuild and reanimate supermong's corpse is in full effect

G E T H Y P E

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:26:05 No.34723971 Report Delete

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>>34721739
It's a swole Vitas

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:27:38 No.34723994 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34730870

>>34722537
IS THAT JOHNNY 5?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:32:39 No.34724046 Report Delete

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>>34722203
Silly being. Your understanding of physics is flawed. You assume moving 100000000 plate loaded bar can be moved with ease in 0g, but this plate retains it's mass in 0g. You would push yourself away from this very loaded bar while the bar would ever so slightly. This could be compared to doing the primordial exercise named push-up in the gravity well of a planetary surface. Such a mistake, I assume you are a non-ascended unaugmented human.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:46:15 No.34724184 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34724421

Why don't you have your own chimeric humanoid pet, /fit/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:49:10 No.34724218 Report Delete

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>tfw no high test qt Omicron Persei 8

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:02:17 No.34724337 Report Delete

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>Are you an astronautic engineer? Because I've got a Hubble telescope for you to inspect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:12:19 No.34724421 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34724506

>>34724184
>Pet
>Not fuckbuddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:21:17 No.34724506 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34724518

>>34724421
>not using a fuckbot
>not using the gelatinous model because you're rich enough to afford it

pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:22:32 No.34724518 Report Delete

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>>34724506
>Using a creature with no feelings
>Not using a genetically modified high test qt with a crazy sex drive

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:25:47 No.34724541 Report Delete

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>>34724518
>implying mai waifu doesn't have feelings
>implying ai isn't sentient

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:28:47 No.34724572 Report Delete

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Finally being a fat fucks is ilegal

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:41:39 No.34725876 Report Delete

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>he can't magnetize 14pl8

It's like you want to be a jawa

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:45:54 No.34725901 Report Delete

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>>34722664
>Implying robert scoop piano wouldn't go full necron and really leave humanity behind

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:47:44 No.34725915 Report Delete

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>Born too late to explore the galaxy
>Born too early to transcend into the planetary rich piano hivemind
>Born just in time to abuse nanites

hold me in your robot arms bros ;_;

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:54:36 No.34725955 Report Delete

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>tfw i can create life
>tfw they still don't understand me

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:56:04 No.34725964 Report Delete

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>>34725915

Just transplant your consciousness into a robot loli

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:59:26 No.34725984 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34726544

What program are you guys running, im running universe creates speed of light lifts. I wonder if they will figure the matrix codes out once im done

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:30:29 No.34726544 Report Delete

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>>34725984
>tfw mum and spacedad throw all your nano-creatine into a blackhole because the Internet News Mind told them it was bad

fucking normies

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:03:05 No.34727010 Report Delete

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>>34723300
Off to the junkpile robot scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:38:25 No.34727173 Report Delete

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>>34721946
wow, you were unfunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:15:52 No.34727656 Report Delete

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>year 2215
>that one guy on /fit/ still posting that long hair fag dude in white undies

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:22:04 No.34727680 Report Delete

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>year 2394
>engineer on deep space mining ship 8 million light years away from Earth
>still making leg day threads on /fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:28:44 No.34727712 Report Delete

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>tfw no gf

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:35:41 No.34727758 Report Delete

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WARNING: YOU ARE POSTING ON A FORBIDDEN WEBSITE.
REASON:
Self-improvement/illegal body modification
RETURN TO GOVERNMENT MANDATED WEB VIEWING OR YOUR IP ADDRESS WILL BE REPORTED TO THE MINISTRY OF EQUALITY.
AS YOU WERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:44:40 No.34727800 Report Delete

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>Implying males will exist in the future

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:20:57 No.34728314 Report Delete

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>>34722664
Lmfaoo underrated post

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:08:20 No.34729538 Report Delete

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>>34721918
>pouring 2 drinks
>implying

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:13:52 No.34729590 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34730059 >>34730264 >>34730320 >>34733468

>23XX
>not lifting to catastrophic failure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:11:41 No.34730059 Report Delete

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>>34729590

>catastrophic failure sounds great

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:25:29 No.34730177 Report Delete

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>So guys SS or SL?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:34:35 No.34730264 Report Delete

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>It is the year 2815
>tfw finally nearing my 800-year arm workout
>Over 8 octillion scoops have been consumed

>>34729590
>That .webm
Hey, I guess Supermang finally delivered on that deadlift PR video.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:41:59 No.34730320 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34730373

>>34729590
sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:48:22 No.34730373 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34730434

>>34730320
ghost in the shell
original movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:53:49 No.34730434 Report Delete

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>>34730373
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:39:57 No.34730870 Report Delete

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>>34723994
It's ROB breh

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:54:06 No.34731565 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34731640

>mfw trans dimensional shit posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:02:04 No.34731640 Report Delete

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>>34731565
will you faggots even shut up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:13:33 No.34731764 Report Delete

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>>34731640
MÖRPH
WERS MÖRFFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:38:23 No.34732005 Report Delete

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>>34722696
You'll probably need a robot Torso too to support that 700 pounds.

Enjoy being more machine then man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:00:19 No.34732203 Report Delete

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>>34721918
>tfw can't pour my milk in 0grav

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:19:01 No.34732415 Report Delete

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tfw can't lift in a 0 grav enviorn

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:24:12 No.34732494 Report Delete

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new cosmic cycle resolutions

>graduate from ascension school with a degree in terragen metaphysical anakalyptics
>mindmeld a qt transcendentally digited sophont symbiote
>construct my very own matrioshka cluster
>maybe even become an archailect and continue my apotheosis into the higher toposophic substrate
>deadlift 5plaet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:42:56 No.34732701 Report Delete

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>>34725901
>becoming a literal metal skellington
>not swearing allegiance to chaos for dem daemonic gains
Do you even heresy m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:47:59 No.34732762 Report Delete

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>watching some sci-fi porn
>Kagney Linn Karter as some hot alien woman fucking some primitive earth man
>FUCK MY SPACE PUSSY
>lose boner from laughing too hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:37:53 No.34733229 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34733252 >>34733344 >>34733817

IT'S 2015 IDIOTS HAHAHA WE HAVEN'T EVEN PUT PEOPLE ON MARS YET.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:40:50 No.34733252 Report Delete

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>>34733229
>being this much of a lone fuck

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:45:55 No.34733309 Report Delete

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>implying the Tumblrina army won't have lobbied the World Congress to make exercise illegal
>implying the average lifespan won't have plummeted to 40
>implying there won't be an underground resistance of /fit/ fags lifting and sucking dick in between gorilla attacks on the Tumblr Palace of Health and Social Justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:50:37 No.34733344 Report Delete

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>>34733229
GET YO ASS TO MARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:52:35 No.34733356 Report Delete

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Duubs confirms im posting from the future on mars.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:53:39 No.34733369 Report Delete

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>>34733356

>mars posting

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:54:41 No.34733381 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>34733400

>>34733369

Check these future dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:54:45 No.34733382 Report Delete

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>>34733356
>he isn't shitposting from the rings of Saturn

Stay pleb

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:56:06 No.34733400 Report Delete

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>>34733381
>>34733369
>>34733356

Trips shall forgive

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:59:47 No.34733435 Report Delete

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>>34733400

damn only dubs so now im fuged

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:05:12 No.34733468 Report Delete

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>>34729590
>snapcity

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:41 No.34733817 Report Delete

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>>34733229
>believing the conspiracy

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