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>be 5'10" manlet
>everybody laughing at me, guys, girls, children
>im virgin so i tried visiting prostitutes, but they mocked me till i start crying
>want to end my life
>while googling about ways to kill myself read an article how hanging from something decompreses your spine and makes you few inches taller
>this is my way out of missery
>find a pullup bar
>tie my hands onto it and hang 10 min daily
>after 2 weeks i grown up to 6'1.5"
>people finally are nice to me, girls trying to flirt, saying pervy things
>hook up from 10/10qt from work, huge ass, huge tits, bring her home
>after few drinks go to bedroom
>she's horny and pushes me against the wall
>this is it
>as she tries to kiss me, she kisses my nose
>"hh, anon, why you escaping kisses?"
>i wasnt, i "sunk" an inch down
>she tries again and again kisses me above the lips
>ohshit, my spine is compresing again, i've been standing too long
>sink back to 5'10
>"anon, wtf? Are you really a manlet? I can't believe you deceived me, you degenerate piece of sub-human"
>leaves imidiately after that, I'm left all alone crying on the floor
>take some ropes and go to nearest tree outside the house
>tie it around my neck and jump from the branch, hanging 3 feet of the ground
>im choking, grasping for air, but I don't care
>I will forever be tall now
>forever 6'1.5"